You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Mattel]

When you start using words like "Rust! Storming! Crem" inside your head to curse.

[Treamayne]

2 hours ago, Mattel said:

When you start using words like "Rust! Storming! Crem" inside your head to curse.

Or out-loud, as a litmus test to find other Sanderfans.

Edited December 2, 2024 by Treamayne

[scientificmotif]

YKYASFW when someone says something like "mmmmmm" and you instantly think "they must be a cryptic, where's the lie"

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

YKYASFW you start making investiture jokes everywhere and use it as a method to persuade your friends to read cosmere so they'll understand the joke.

[reisleK she/her]

YKYASFW you watch a hockey game and wonder about pushing on the other team's skates to move them

Also; when you play in a hockey game and the other team's logo reminds you of the windrunner symbol so you start thinking about radiant sports. In the middle of a game (Just wanna clarify that I wasn't on the ice when I thought that)

7 hours ago, Ookla the Doom said:

YKYASFW you start making investiture jokes everywhere and use it as a method to persuade your friends to read cosmere so they'll understand the joke.

I've been doing it for a while, namely to my boyfriend, he doesn't like to read so it probably won't ever work 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Hemalurgic Spike said:

I've been doing it for a while, namely to my boyfriend, he doesn't like to read so it probably won't ever work 

Teach him the joys of reading

[reisleK she/her]

43 minutes ago, The Cheesy Ookla said:

Teach him the joys of reading

He likes poetry, if he's going to read anything. And the one book and duology I've recommended to him and successfully got him to read he loves, don't know why he won't take any more recommendations. I'm trying to get him to read one cosmere book at least, we'll see.

Edited December 15, 2024 by Ookla the Hemalurgic Spike

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 12/14/2024 at 5:38 PM, Ookla the Hemalurgic Spike said:

I've been doing it for a while, namely to my boyfriend, he doesn't like to read so it probably won't ever work 

Yeah, same, it doesn't ever work for me either, though it doesn't mean I'll stop trying. But everytime I try people just roll their eyes or shake their heads and mumble something about how I'm "at it again"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

On 12/14/2024 at 4:38 PM, Ookla the Hemalurgic Spike said:

I've been doing it for a while, namely to my boyfriend, he doesn't like to read so it probably won't ever work 

*cough cough*

I have similar problems. He'd rather watch Rick and Morty ,apperently. 

Edited December 16, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

YKYASFW, to comfort your little bro on the huge rollar coasters, you scream LIFE BEFORE DEATH, and then he joins for STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS, and then the entire drop we are screaming JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION over and over, w/ the occasional, BRIDGE FOUR coupled with the salute.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, OOKLA_the LIV said:

YKYASFW, to comfort your little bro on the huge rollar coasters, you scream LIFE BEFORE DEATH, and then he joins for STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS, and then the entire drop we are screaming JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION over and over, w/ the occasional, BRIDGE FOUR coupled with the salute.

WHY IS MY REP GONE that is purely wonderful, Liv. 

[S. Stormy she/her]

2 hours ago, OOKLA_the LIV said:

YKYASFW, to comfort your little bro on the huge rollar coasters, you scream LIFE BEFORE DEATH, and then he joins for STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS, and then the entire drop we are screaming JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION over and over, w/ the occasional, BRIDGE FOUR coupled with the salute.

I'm sure everybody around you was very confused. A wonderful thing!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grey said:

I'm sure everybody around you was very confused. A wonderful thing!

Imagine there was one dude who got it but they felt awkward butting in

[S. Stormy she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Imagine there was one dude who got it but they felt awkward butting in

(not me, never me)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Grey said:

(not me, never me)

Hah!

How funny would that be though

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

5 hours ago, OOKLA_the LIV said:

YKYASFW, to comfort your little bro on the huge rollar coasters, you scream LIFE BEFORE DEATH, and then he joins for STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS, and then the entire drop we are screaming JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION over and over, w/ the occasional, BRIDGE FOUR coupled with the salute.

Omg I wish the people around me could be that awesome

Unfortunatley none of my friends read...

[Lord Spirit he/him]

15 hours ago, OOKLA_the LIV said:

YKYASFW, to comfort your little bro on the huge rollar coasters, you scream LIFE BEFORE DEATH, and then he joins for STRENGTH BEFORE WEAKNESS, and then the entire drop we are screaming JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION over and over, w/ the occasional, BRIDGE FOUR coupled with the salute.

That’s probably a better line than the “infinite Batman” speech from Legion. 

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

17 hours ago, Ookla the Grey said:

I'm sure everybody around you was very confused. A wonderful thing!

100%

but now nol loves rollar coasters.

worth it.

[S. Stormy she/her]

YKYASW you use a Hoid monologue for an audition for The Hobbit play.

 

MAJOR PLOT TWIST:

Another guy also used a monologue from a book.

The book was also a Sanderson book.

The monologue...

WAS ALSO A HOID MONOLOGUE.

I auditioned with only FOUR OTHER PEOPLE out of like SIXTY AUDITIONING OVERALL.

 

This is insane.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grey said:

YKYASW you use a Hoid monologue for an audition for The Hobbit play.

 

MAJOR PLOT TWIST:

Another guy also used a monologue from a book.

The book was also a Sanderson book.

The monologue...

WAS ALSO A HOID MONOLOGUE.

I auditioned with only FOUR OTHER PEOPLE out of like SIXTY AUDITIONING OVERALL.

 

This is insane.

Did you give it first?

was there a moment of realization?

[S. Stormy she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Did you give it first?

was there a moment of realization?

No, he did. He was like "my monologue is from The Sunlit Man" and I was like... how many sunlit mans are there?

 

Then he did it. And it was Hoid. And I was flabbergasted.

Also after I did mine, the director was like... "what was that from again?" and I was like, "the way of kings by brandon sanderson" and the other guy was like "Same character as mine, actually... just a lot earlier."

 

I was utterly amazed.

 

If that guy is on here, say hi!

Edited December 18, 2024 by Ookla the Grey

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Grey said:

No, he did. He was like "my monologue is from The Sunlit Man" and I was like... how many sunlit mans are there?

 

Then he did it. And it was Hoid. And I was flabbergasted.

Also after I did mine, the director was like... "what was that from again?" and I was like, "the way of kings by brandon sanderson" and the other guy was like "Same character as mine, actually... just a lot earlier."

 

I was utterly amazed.

 

If that guy is on here, say hi!

That’s really cool!

(I didn’t know there was a Hobbit play…)

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

52 minutes ago, Ookla the Grey said:

YKYASW you use a Hoid monologue for an audition for The Hobbit play.

 

MAJOR PLOT TWIST:

Another guy also used a monologue from a book.

The book was also a Sanderson book.

The monologue...

WAS ALSO A HOID MONOLOGUE.

I auditioned with only FOUR OTHER PEOPLE out of like SIXTY AUDITIONING OVERALL.

 

This is insane.

OOOOOOO which story??

[Paladin Stormblessed]

YKYASW you are reading a normal book and you're confused why words like Invested, Intent, Shard, and Connection aren't capitalized. 

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

15 hours ago, Ookla the Grey said:

No, he did. He was like "my monologue is from The Sunlit Man" and I was like... how many sunlit mans are there?

 

Then he did it. And it was Hoid. And I was flabbergasted.

Also after I did mine, the director was like... "what was that from again?" and I was like, "the way of kings by brandon sanderson" and the other guy was like "Same character as mine, actually... just a lot earlier."

 

I was utterly amazed.

 

If that guy is on here, say hi!

thats AWESOME. 

what monolouge from WoK did you use??