Paladin Stormblessed

You know you're a Stormlight fan when you have to focus on not pronouncing J names with a Y in a public speaking class.

YKYASF when you consider Eragon short. (and try to figure out how the magic system would work with relmantics)

YKYASW you are reading a normal book and you're confused why words like Invested, Intent, Shard, and Connection aren't capitalized.

You grow .005" i wish to be a sentry (F-Bronze)

granted: It was stolen from a bank, you get arrested I wish that i could read wind and truth faster

Granted: you get a butter knife I wish for more pet cockroaches

Granted: compared to a snail i wish I knew more cosmere lore then Sanderson

Granted: none of them work. I wish for the ability to summon any type of grenade, at any time, none of them explode until i want them to.

Finally, an answer. I have been browsing the forums for a while but didn't join until recently and I was so confused. although it probably would be a lot more confusing if everyone's names suddenly changed.

I think that it's Kaladin, it put a weird scar thing on his forehead. Also, I didn't even notice the missing finger until i read this.

I told Microsoft Copilot to generate Stormlight/Mistborn memes and this is what it gave me.

I just read a lot, around 5-7 hours a day, on average. If I was in Reckoners I would probably be a lesser Epic, with the power to summon any type of grenade, at any time.

Scadrial era 2 Shades. Serene. I love bagels. Sailorspren Someone recommended Mistborn and I didn't want to at first, but as soon as i started I was hooked. Stoneward

Hi, I am Paladin, I was introduced to the Cosmere last year and I have already read everything. (sometimes twice in he case of Stormlight and Mistborn era 2.) Sometimes when I'm reading I get on the coppermind to check something and i don't emerge for hours.