One of the Ten Fools

It does have a special

I take your monkey and name it Jerome. I teach Jerome to turn on and off light switches. I then use Jerome to turn off the sun, and steal the sandwich from you in the dark. I also give Jerome a banana.

10. Sports

I shove the context and content of the previous page down your throat, and while you are choking on it I steal the sandwich.

Inconceivable!

Granted. However you get raw coco powder of the finest quality. I wish for the ability to fall asleep and wake up on time.

Chuck Norris's Social Security number is the last nine digits of pi.

If successfully harnessed for energy, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could provide the country of Sweden with power for 3 days, 8 hours and 14 minutes.

I throw the broken box at Lunamor, and grab the sandwich.

I find it strange that no one has talked about the lord ruler yet. In the first book the crew talks about some old stories of the Lord Ruler in the early days of his rule were he walked out of a building that was on fire. In the story it says that he was practically a skeleton and he was able to heal for that. There is another story that they talk about where some people that were rebelling, and they stabbed him with a lot of spears and he just walked around with the spears in him.

I have honestly thought about stabbing someone with a pin and then stabbing myself with it to see if I would get powers. I won't actually do this though.

Chuck Norris can ski without any snow

donkey he ha

I bribe Lift with food to steal the sandwich for me.

I jump out of the ground and call Gizmo (the police dog and not the gremlin) to me. I pick up Gizmo (the police dog and not the gremlin) and do a couple steel pushes onto a building to hopefully enjoy a sandwich, and surveys the city.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

I use a police dog (named Gizmo) to track down the sandwich, and then I command the police dog (named Gizmo) to tackle Lunamor. I use this opportunity to go underground with my prepared drill.

lucky I had a back up in my house, and I had a tracker in the sandwich tracker tracker.

I watch the deal well hiding behind a trash can. I then throw a tracking device onto to the sandwich, and back away slowly.

I know about beds. Definitely a Wayne reference.

I throw a pokeball at the sandwich to catch it, then I throw out a kangaskhan to sit on the pokemonball.

I look in the mirror and see what I saw. I then take the saw and throw it at Weaver of lights to distract him. I then take the sandwich, and run.

Milo Murphy happens to walk nearby, and a rabid dog happens to run into you knocking the sandwich out of your hand and onto a speeding car. The car suddenly stops flinging the sandwich into my stunned hands.

When Gotham City needs a hero, they call Batman. When Batman needs a hero, he calls Chuck Norris.

when Chuck Norris needs to relax he joins the army