One of the Ten Fools

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

I use a police dog (named Gizmo) to track down the sandwich, and then I command the police dog (named Gizmo) to tackle Lunamor. I use this opportunity to go underground with my prepared drill.

lucky I had a back up in my house, and I had a tracker in the sandwich tracker tracker.

I watch the deal well hiding behind a trash can. I then throw a tracking device onto to the sandwich, and back away slowly.

I know about beds. Definitely a Wayne reference.

I throw a pokeball at the sandwich to catch it, then I throw out a kangaskhan to sit on the pokemonball.

I look in the mirror and see what I saw. I then take the saw and throw it at Weaver of lights to distract him. I then take the sandwich, and run.

Milo Murphy happens to walk nearby, and a rabid dog happens to run into you knocking the sandwich out of your hand and onto a speeding car. The car suddenly stops flinging the sandwich into my stunned hands.

When Gotham City needs a hero, they call Batman. When Batman needs a hero, he calls Chuck Norris.

when Chuck Norris needs to relax he joins the army

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.

Chuck Norris once went to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Norris once raced with the speed of light. He's still waiting for it to catch up.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Lift once challenged Chuck Norris to a pancake eating contest. She lost when Chuck ate the plate too. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris's sneezes are registered as seismic events. Chuck Norris doesn't need to shower; dirt is afraid to cling to him.

Chuck Norris once looked at Medusa. Now, she wears a blindfold. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.

emu-fire was discovered, and brought

When Chuck Norris works out, the machines get stronger. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he stares at the grass, and it withers in fear.

I went on a run yesterday, obviously a Fleet reference

Chuck Norris can walk on land, water, and air

Chuck Norris like to take sunbaths in the sun from sunlit man

High storms dodge Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can shatter shard plate with one punch