You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Mist she/her]

When you are trying to decide which Order you want for the Kickstarter. 

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you read "Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are" and your mind automagically turns it into "Wasing the wanting to be another issing to be wasting the person of being"

[Retrac he/him]

When your off the shard for a week and then don't have enough reputation to give out.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

YKYASFW you go around your house each day and try to stick random objects to the walls. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

YKYASW you (don’t actually, but kinda) think about hacking into the librarian's card catalog account and making all the books Sanderson books.

[Mist she/her]

When a) you see Sanderson's books and recognize them get this cool emoji c) go stand in front of them and hold the leatherbounds d) recommend them to someone who is standing nearby who asks where they are and e) mention Hoid to said person.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

When, if your dad comes up behind you and lightly places a drill on your back and slowly spins it, you freak out because you think he's putting a screw (aka a hemalurgic spike) in your back.

[Ashbringer he/him]

50 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

When, if your dad comes up behind you and lightly places a drill on your back and slowly spins it, you freak out because you think he's putting a screw (aka a hemalurgic spike) in your back.

... I think this is a valid reason to freak out in any circumstance.

[Xaladin he/him]

When, upon a reread of Warbreaker, you realize with surprise that much of the charming language you used to woo your wife came from Lightsong the Bold.

(my wife still doesn’t know. Haha!)

[I Am A Fish he/him]

When you take the official quiz and get every order over 50%

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you take the quiz

[Channelknight Fadran]

When you use the word "crem" as a replacement for every swear word in the english dictionary.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

5 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

When you use the word "crem" as a replacement for every swear word in the english dictionary.

[FriarFritz]

When you see the word "row" and think, "oh, Rhythm of War; wait no, it says 'top row,' so it probably doesn't mean that." And then an hour later the same thing happens again.

[Stormgate he/him]

When your 2nd thought after the Knights Radiant Order quiz was released (after, of course, what order am I?) was to run the quiz over and over for your favorite fictional characters.

If you're curious, on Phineas and Ferb, Phineas is Willshaper, Ferb is Elsecaller, Baljeet and Candace are Truthwatchers, and Buford and Isabella are Stonewards.

Also Iroh from Avatar the Last Airbender is a Bondsmith and you can't convince me otherwise.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When your battle cry on the slip and slide is "I'm starvin' awesome!"

Edited September 1, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

When you know you should be doing something but you just watch the number of backers for Kickstarter go up and up and up. . .

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

53 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

When you know you should be doing something but you just watch the number of backers for Kickstarter go up and up and up. . .

When you and your friend send numbers and minutes back and forth for the last fifteen minutes of the Kickstarter in your own nerdy countdown party instead of doing what you're supposed to be doing.

[Retrac he/him]

When you have Cosmere invested friends.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you have to hide your reactions to RoW while reading the latest chapter in pre calc. I just about died.

[NameIess]

When your older brother reads WoR without telling you. And then your dad does the same thing about a year later.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When listening to Shardcast has replaced the SA audio books while mowing the lawn. (I'd already read all those books about 10 times each. It was time to branch out a little. )

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you recommend your art teacher Mistborn, Warbreaker, and Stormlight on your first day of classes.

[Chinkoln he/him]

When you go back to school in person, but everything is on a computer so you just need your laptop and one or two notebooks. Your backpack is really light so you fill the empty void with your full Sanderson collection, so the weight feels like normal.

[Nathrangking he/him]

You know that you are a sanderfan when you start imagining what life might be like if you lived in the cosmere.

You know that you are a sanderfan when you decide that RoW is taking too long to come out.

You know that you are a sanderfan when you worry that most of the good sanderson memes are already spoken for.

You know that you are a sanderfan when you start thinking that being such a Hoid should be a thing.