You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

All we’re getting in Nebraska are some very red sunsets, so red sun! 

[FriarFritz]

38 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

I'm in Washington, west of the mountains.  It does kind of feel like Scadrial.

Another W. Washingtonian here. Yeah, I've hardly gone outside at all in about a week, the air is so smoky. Not that I go outside much anyway.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Just now, FriarFritz said:

Another W. Washingtonian here. Yeah, I've hardly gone outside at all in about a week, the air is so smoky. Not that I go outside much anyway.

Exactly, the only thing out there is the library, and even that's closed.

[+Ark1002]

Tis true. Not being able to go outside isn't actually that much of a change in my life.

[Kings_way he/they]

When you are doing math homework and it tells you to use the diagram, and the first thing you think of is "I'm not joining that stupid cult!"

[Frustration]

12 minutes ago, Kings_way said:

When you are doing math homework and it tells you to use the diagram, and the first thing you think of is "I'm not joining that stupid cult!"

They're rather smart actually.

[Retrac he/him]

When your in history class and your teacher asks what your source is and you pull up the coppermind.

[FriarFritz]

Wait, for what?

[Retrac he/him]

We were comparing a fake world with our world. I don't honestly know what I was suposed to learn but it was fun.

[FriarFritz]

"As you can see, this world has giant crabs, whereas ours does not. Tell me, which one is superior?"

[Shard of Reading he/him]

44 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

"As you can see, this world has giant crabs, whereas ours does not. Tell me, which one is superior?"

They also have thunderstorms on steroids.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

50 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

"As you can see, this world has giant crabs, whereas ours does not. Tell me, which one is superior?"

 

5 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

They also have thunderstorms on steroids.

And magical bits of god that are summoned by emotions.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

 

And magical bits of god that are summoned by emotions.

Also your heart could be a rock

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said:

Also your heart could be a rock

The giant crabs could also have rocks for hearts.

[Frustration]

1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

The giant crabs could also have rocks for hearts.

And you could be blue

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

31 minutes ago, Frustration said:

And you could be blue

Or red.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Or you could be fire.

[+Ark1002]

Or you could be stick.

[Frustration]

2 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Or you could be stick.

No one ever became a stick.

Someone did become quarts though.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

On 9/17/2020 at 5:14 PM, Frustration said:

No one ever became a stick.

Someone did become quarts though.

I am a stick.

Edit: when you bite off the arm of a gummy bear and name it Lopen.

Edited September 20, 2020 by Tesh

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you are very excited for the upcoming Ookla season.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

When you start calling all forms of alcohol wine, 

And all birds chickens.

[Queen’sWit she/her]

YKYASFW you change your profile picture to this:

and your teacher mentions it during every single meeting saying how scary it is and how it’s in her nightmares. I have yet to tell her the “spooky glasses” are spikes- :))

Edited September 23, 2020 by Queen’sWit

[Shard of Reading he/him]

7 minutes ago, Queen’sWit said:

I have yet to tell her the “spooky glasses” are spikes- :))

Ouch. that's going to be a fun reaction.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

When you say honor is dead in class.

And then a bunch of people get angry at you.

So you say "what am I? Dalinar?"