You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

When you move into your new college apartment and the number is 16 and you decide to take it as an omen that you’re going to have an awesome semester (and maybe even meet some cool Sanderfans ).

That’s such a great coincidence! or maybe more than a coincidence? Hope your first year goes well!

When you’re playing Among Us and one of the other players is called Odium, and you want to ask if they’ve read Stormlight (but then get too nervous and don’t bother)

Edited September 14, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[+JesterLavorre she/they]

When you find a way to make all your projects for your digital art class Sanderson related.

• Pixel art Oathbringer cover.
• Urithiru Christmas ornament.
• Vector sketch of Shadesmar.
• 3D model of a Shardblade.
• Laser-cut cube, where each face is one of Pattern’s permutations. (The assignment for this was literally “make a cube with each face as a different pattern”, so it was pretty on the nose)

Also, you know your a Sanderfan when your device auto fills Oathbringer after only three letters.  

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When you constantly misread podium as odium.

[+Ark1002]

When you hear rythm and have a little happy heart attack

[Tesh Any pronouns]

I have early morning seminairy, and I'm also in an area where the smoke is AWFUL. This morning when I was walking from the church to the school, I swear, the sun looked exactly like Calamity. It was creepy.

It was both terrifying and super exciting at the same time.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you cry tears of frustration and wish you were reading Stormlight instead of dealing with computers.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

When you get your sense of humor from alcatraz, and stormlight characters.

Spoiler

 I'm not joking, it's that bad 

 

[king of nowhere]

 

When i saw those tinted glassed, and they made me think of oculator glasses. I'm sure the blue one was specifically described in the books.

 

yes, i stopped to take a picture with the sole purpose of posting it here. that's how to tell i am a sanderfan

[FriarFritz]

10 minutes ago, king of nowhere said:

 

When i saw those tinted glassed, and they made me think of oculator glasses. I'm sure the blue one was specifically described in the books.

 

yes, i stopped to take a picture with the sole purpose of posting it here. that's how to tell i am a sanderfan

When you realize that your blue-light glasses are probably some sort of Oculatory lenses

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

YKYASFW you’re talking with your recently converted uncle who just finished book 2 of SA, and he says, by accident, “yeah, if book three goes into a love triangle with Shallan, Kaladin, and Dalinar...” and you just laugh.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

4 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

YKYASFW you’re talking with your recently converted uncle who just finished book 2 of SA, and he says, by accident, “yeah, if book three goes into a love triangle with Shallan, Kaladin, and Dalinar...” and you just laugh.

That is almost as bad as Kalinar, see:

 

[Frustration]

11 hours ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

That is almost as bad as Kalinar, see:

 

NO! don't look! it's best forgotten.

Edited September 15, 2020 by Frustration

[I Am A Fish he/him]

10 hours ago, Frustration said:

NO! don't look! it's best forgoten.

NO! YOU FORGOT THE "T" 

*Sobs quietly*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When the worst part of your day is when you are killed in Sanderson Elimination.

Edited September 15, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[+Ed Venture]

When the best part of your day is when you see someone killed in Sanderson Elimination.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

10 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

When the best part of your day is when you see someone killed in Sanderson Elimination.

When they are an elim, yes. Unless you are blood thirsty.

[+Ed Venture]

3 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

When they are an elim, yes. Unless you are blood thirsty.

Or you're in a FFA game and every death brings you one step closer to victory. *shrugs*

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Butt Ad Venture said:

Or you're in a FFA game and every death brings you one step closer to victory. *shrugs*

True. Also, why me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[+Ark1002]

YKYASW you look outside at ash and smoke and think to yourself: "So this is what scadrial was like"

[Retrac he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

YKYASW you look outside at ash and smoke and think to yourself: "So this is what scadrial was like"

Thats what I think when I look at the Washington sky.

[+Ark1002]

Just now, Retrac said:

Thats what I think when I look at the Washington sky.

ooh someone else from washington. No pressure, share as much as you feel comfortable with, but what city/region of washington are you from?

[Retrac he/him]

Just now, Ark1002 said:

ooh someone else from washington. No pressure, share as much as you feel comfortable with, but what city/region of washington are you from?

HAHA no sorry, I'm in Utah. But my uncle lives in Washington and he talks about the red sky and ash.

[+Ark1002]

*sad Ark noises*

[+Doomstick he/him]

im in cali, similar smoke and sky

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

3 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

ooh someone else from washington. No pressure, share as much as you feel comfortable with, but what city/region of washington are you from?

I'm in Washington, west of the mountains.  It does kind of feel like Scadrial.