You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[I Am A Fish he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when:

• You memorize the allomancy and feruchemy tables, (because you can)
• When you start Hoid monologuing to the bus driver, as the last person on the bus
• When you nickname your older brother "Elend"
• When you are one of the 24,667 people with accounts on the shard

[Use the Falchion]

When you end up posting more about Sanderson on a Star Wars forum than you do Star Wars...

[Shard of Reading he/him]

On 9/1/2020 at 0:57 PM, Spren of Kindness said:

When you and your friend send numbers and minutes back and forth for the last fifteen minutes of the Kickstarter in your own nerdy countdown party instead of doing what you're supposed to be doing.

Teach me. I could never get any one in school to read sanderson.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said:

Teach me. I could never get any one in school to read sanderson.

It helps that most of my friends love to read.  Talking about the themes helps sometimes.  I got someone to read Stormlight by talking about the themes of discrimination.

[Scarletfox]

When someone at your lunch table says, “shut up about Sanderson for once!”

When your teacher says that you’ll be learning about metallurgy, and your first thought is to ask if it’ll be Allomancy, Feruchemy, or Hemalurgy.

When you expect to hear Harmony’s voice every time you put in an earring.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1 hour ago, Scarletfox said:

When you expect to hear Harmony’s voice every time you put in an earring.

When you refuse to get your ears pierced to avoid hearing Ruin's voice.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When the only reason you are mad about your laggy school computer is because then it is more difficult to spend time on the shard.

[+Doomstick he/him]

when 2020 isn't that bad because we're getting 5 Sanderson things: Dark One, The Original, WoKP, Dawnshard, and RoW.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

When you actually are excited for November.

[Hilfandor he/him]

When someone irritates/insults you and you start holding your hand to the side and counting heartbeats

[+Doomstick he/him]

when you're surprised that you don't wake up to a voice in your head

[FriarFritz]

Just now, Doomstick said:

when you're surprised that you don't wake up to a voice in your head

... wait you don't? 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, FriarFritz said:

... wait you don't? 

Spoiler

do you listen to audiobooks to go to sleep?

 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

YKYASW you see this in your history homework: The Way of the Churches of Christ in New England (1645) and The Way of Congregational Churches Cleared (1648) and immediately think of The Way of Kings.

[+Doomstick he/him]

my thought was hierocracy

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

When you keep capitalizing wax and wane in a weird prophecy poem thing inspired by science class.

[FriarFritz]

On 9/9/2020 at 9:23 PM, Spren of Kindness said:

When you keep capitalizing wax and wane in a weird prophecy poem thing inspired by science class.

Have you spoken a prophecy? Tell us, what does the future hold?

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

YKYASFW you spend 90% of your day on the shard. 
When you spend an hour each day thinking about how cool the Way of Kings leatherbound will be. 
When you spend three hours carving a stick so it looks like Jezrien’s Honorblade. 

( Not me)

Edited September 11, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

7 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

Have you spoken a prophecy? Tell us, what does the future hold?

Of course not, that would be heresy!

But in seriousness, I was writing down that the Moon takes thirteen days to wax and thirteen to wane, and it spiraled from there.  It's this kinda creepy sounding thing about the lady of night, and how not everything is lost, and she carries all in the cycle of the moon.

[AonEne he/him]

When you know about watery water.

(Watching his TABC speech wheeeeee)

On 9/3/2020 at 7:13 AM, I Used To Be A Fish said:

When you start Hoid monologuing to the bus driver, as the last person on the bus

What'd they say?

Edited September 12, 2020 by AonEne

[Jaywalk he/him]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

When you know about watery water.

(Watching his TABC speech wheeeeee)

#WateryWater

Wonderful speech 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

0.0004% of the people living on planet Earth are dedicated enough to make an account on the Shard.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

50 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

#WateryWater

Wonderful speech 

Yessss, the water...

The Aiel would be confused.

I was just disappointed Magellan wasn't there... But it was a very good speech. His TA was great. 

[AonEne he/him]

When you learn about Urek and think of Urithiru. 

[Rebecca she/her]

When you move into your new college apartment and the number is 16 and you decide to take it as an omen that you’re going to have an awesome semester (and maybe even meet some cool Sanderfans ).