You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[old man moomba he/him]

When you constantly tell your sister to read the Cosmere and she says no. Then you suggest Steelheart and she says "fine"

(Then you die repeatedly of happiness)

[Delightful]

When you and your partner are playing a DnD one shot, choose to play as Jasnah and Szeth, Seth gets labelled 'the most edgy character ever and we miiiight have some new readers soon.

[Kidpen he/him]

2 hours ago, Ooktapus The Fierce said:

Seth

Ah yes, Seth. The feared Octopus in Hot Pink.

[Blessed peace he/him]

When it's like the twentieth time you check Brandon's website to see if he already posted SoS 2018.

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

4 minutes ago, Blessed peace said:

When it's like the twentieth time you check Brandon's website to see if he already posted SoS 2018.

Same though.

[+Ark1002]

6 minutes ago, Blessed peace said:

When it's like the twentieth time you check Brandon's website to see if he already posted SoS 2018.

Don't we all?

[Blessed peace he/him]

34 minutes ago, Ookla the Witty said:

Same though.

 

32 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Don't we all?

Well, we are Sanderfens. Are we not?

[Reckless Reader]

YKYASF when you read every TFE character in the voices that Michael Kramer gave them in the audiobook. Often with the same inflection.

[Sunbird she/her]

10 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Don't we all?

Not me! I was hanging out in Discord and knew that someone there would post the link as soon as it was up, and I was right.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Stormlight 4!!!!! And everything else I am so excited for! I spent forever refreshing his page to see if SoS was up! So good! As was Children of the Nameless!

[Xaladin he/him]

When you realize on Koloss Head-munching Day that the best way to describe Koloss to normal people is: people on ultra-steroids. Think about it. Steroids (in excess) make you scary buff, violent, and unable to have kids. Sound familiar?

[Rebecca she/her]

When you have to draw on a paper ornament at school and you put the bridge four symbol on it. (Yes, I know my drawing skills suck, but it was still fun.)

Spoiler

 

[Rhapsody she/her]

it's nice. I don't think your drawing sucks. It's better than what I could do.

 

When you should be going to bed but stay awake because the newest shard cast is out and talking about the State of Sanderson!

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

...when you start using "storms" as a curse in your head without realizing - until you say it out loud and all your non-Sanderfan friends look at you like a psycho.

[ebfritz]

When you consider it a horrible crime when your friends don't know who Sanderson is.

[Embrisk he/him]

When you have a sandershelf.

[Reckless Reader]

When you need a sandershelf but don't have time to make one because you're too busy reading the books that would live on the sandershelf.

[+Doomstick he/him]

When you decide to reorganize your room so you can have a sandershelf

[Undead Wookiee]

when me thinking how wonderful it would be to have a cosmere christmas sweater and that thought turning into the need for a Sanderson written cosmere christmas story

[Silva]

When you have a sandershelf that's double packed.

[Use the Falchion]

When you're excited about the future because then you can have sandershelves…

 

When you really want to sort your family into orders of Knights Radiant but you're afraid to due to the lack of details so far (but my dad is a Skybreaker, full stop).

[AonEne he/him]

When you read the name T'ien in a book and decide it's Tien's reincarnation.

When your sister gets a bunch of llama stuff for Christmas (we did it early for her - she went to Texas a couple days back for the holidays), and you can't stop muttering 'MISTBORN LLAMAS'!

Escape room in American Fork?!? Please do tell us when that happens. I can probably convince my mom to take me. AF is close to us...

[Ink he/him]

When you go to a bookstore and they don’t have a SINGLE sanderson book, so you get sad, but then realize that means other people bought them, so you’re happy.

 

When your Shardiversary and 1000th post will be on the same day and you’re panicking on what to do.

[StrikerEZ he/him]

When your stomach is growling and you think you might hear the Rhythm of Hunger from it....

[Undead Wookiee]

When you start trying to turn Christmas stories into Cosmere stories - 

I have this with "Twis the night before Christmas" so far -

Quote

THE NIGHT BEFORE SZETHMAS

'Twas the night before Szethmas, when all through Roshar
Not a Spren was stirring, not even in Alethkar;
The boots were hung by the hearth with care,
In hopes that St. Szeth soon would be there;

The darkeyes were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Chowda danced in their heads;
And Jasnah in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long weeping's nap,

When out on the plains there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the barracks to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should make a scene,
But a miniature wagon, and eight tiny chasem fiends,

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