You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

You know your a sanderfan when you empathize with the above.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

On 11/6/2018 at 1:57 PM, Reckless Reader said:

Not any cosmere books???

Also, I've been trying to get my mom to read Harry Potter for so long. Book 1 has been sitting on her nightstand for a year.

 

Edit: I just ran across this picture:

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and I remember I first saw it before reading SA and thought it was actual, legitimate gibberish.

And then afterwards, I don't even think about the fact that these are not words that are usually in the English language.

She already reads comsmere, but we love talking Potter and Sanderson (mainly Mistborn, I haven't gotten into Stormlight yet)

[+Doomstick he/him]

In California right now= in Scadrial

No I didn’t take these

Edited November 16, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[+Sorana she/her]

I got someone to try Brandon's books out

At work, lunch break, me talking about how excited I am about Skyward, one of my colleagues replies:

"I don't like fantasy."

"But his books are really great. You can simply try it. I can give it to you tomorrow."

"Fantasy isn't my style."

"Well, there are also Snapshot and Legion..."

And she will read them!!!

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Congrats. 

When you buy the entire Stormlight Archive series on Kindle, just so you would own a copy.

[+Doomstick he/him]

When you made this cake for your birthday:

this is very late 

there are 12 whole caramel shards and 4 broken up…

Edited November 16, 2018 by I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Cool. I see you are still using the profile photo I suggested to you. Have you considered joining the Alleyverse? Have you considered joining TUBA?

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No pressure...

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Just please...

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Join...

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Or else...

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Stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[+Doomstick he/him]

I have but what do you do?

[Reckless Reader]

YKASF when you make your Kahoot nickname "Willshaper". (For those of you who haven't played Kahoot, it's an online review game where you get to pick your own nicknames.)

Also, there's a guy in my band who has mostly black hair... with streaks of blond. And he wears glasses. I swear, if Renarin played bass clarinet, I would freak out every time I saw this guy.

Also, I'm taking a class where we get to cast rings, and mine's gonna have the Willshaper glyph on it.

[Life&Death]

I always make my Kahoot name Hoid.....

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

5 hours ago, I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

I have but what do you do?

I'm a fairly junior member, but we all become equal after a while. Except for Archer, and Stormblessed

[+Doomstick he/him]

That doesn’t make sense what do you do in TUBA!

[JoyBlu she/her]

When you are at the beauty salon and you see this and instinctively pick up the bottle to see if it tells you how long an epoch is. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

When you slide across the floor real fast and think wow! I'm an Edgedancer! Look at me go!

Also, when you have adopted Sanderson curses so much, your child starts to say Ash's Eyes! Or more recently Scud!

Also, when you try to ingest metal flakes and try to sense your metal reserves for a legitimately long time and think, This metal isn't Allomantically correct. 

Doomslug!!!!!

 

[Philomath she/her]

When casually scrolling through my Facebook feed, I came across this picture post by NatGeo and thought “This looks like something right out of Stormlight Archives. What is going on?” 

Turns out it is a Thai tattoo form called Sak Yant done by monks with a lot of symbolism. Beautiful really. And they look just like glyphs. 

And then, since the Alethi have a lot of Asian influence, you wonder how much Brandon and the Dragonsteel team knew about this or may have been influenced by it when designing glyphs. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

Haha! I saw that on my feed too! And I was like wow those are neat glyphs! I wonder what picture I missed in the Stormlight books, I'd better check! (^ム^)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Also Sak the aviar

[ebfritz]

When your go to insult is "Airsick Lowlander."

[Rebecca she/her]

When, for the first time in your life, your excited for Black Friday so you can get Sanderson books!

[Zelly]

To piggyback off @Rebecca's post, when you buy an extra copy of the Way of Kings so you can give it to someone for Christmas, even if you don't know who you're giving it to yet!

[ebfritz]

When you don't trust any cookies not to be spiked.

[Ethan_sedai he/him]

in the RPGC (role-playing games club) at our school, the people who usually show up are me, 2 other sanderfans, and the DM. 

about halfway through the second meeting, the DM had to threaten us with removing one max HP for every Sanderson reference we made. 

I almost said "well, I had better start making another dozen new characters..."

[whattheHoid she/her]

When you slide in your socks real fast and look back and think, *Yeah, look at my awesomeness! Edgedancers ho!*

[ebfritz]

When you start mumbling the first ideal "Just in case".

[+Ark1002]

When you make a really long RP post and look up fully expecting to see creationspren and gloryspren.

Edited November 23, 2018 by Badadah
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