Reckless Reader Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 When, at a bookstore, you see a book titled "Night Blood" and go totally crazy wondering how on Nalthis you could have missed that release until you realize that it's completely unrelated. And are very disappointed. 4
Stormblessed Dolphin he/him Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 When you think you read the word “lighteyes” during a history test.
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 I didn't know your were taking a class in Rosharan history, Dolphin! 1
Reckless Reader Posted January 22, 2019 Posted January 22, 2019 (edited) That'd be fun. Storms. I could teach that class. ... Wow. Anyway. YKYASF when, in your saved stuff, you find this: and laugh and then are vaguely disturbed at how true it is. (The answer to the person's question is, of course, yes. Absolutely.) EDIT: Also when you miss each and every book so much that you constantly want to reread every single one of them simultaneously. Edited January 22, 2019 by Reckless Reader 6
Lunamor she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) When while watching Frozen you see the part where Olaf gets impaled by a spike and acts oddly cheerful about it and your first thought is “Ruin must have tainted his mind”. Edited January 23, 2019 by Lunamor 6
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 When after reading a non Cosmere book, you have to reread another Cosmere book again!
Reckless Reader Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 When you make your dad give nightly book reports on HoA, which he's listening to on audiobook on his commute. (The narrator kinda helped spoil who was writing the epigraphs...) (But I was still really shocked when he figured it out like four chapters in) (It took me the entire book) 3
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 When your friend who lives a few hours away doesn't have Mistborn at her library so you record a chapter of it every day for her. 7
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 How do you record it? Do you record yourself reading the chapter and send it to her?
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Yup! It takes like 40 minutes. One time I had a cold so I decided to type it up... that was not fun. It took hours and it really made me appreciate Brandon. 6
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 That is so sweet of you! You're a really good friend!
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, whattheHoid said: That is so sweet of you! You're a really good friend! 1 hour ago, Inklingspren said: That is so nice of you. Well hey, anything for the spread of cosmere awareness. I have, let's see... I think 6 friends reading different Sanderson books currently. Edit: Make that 7. Or 8 if you count my friend that finished OB just a few days ago, completing her journey through the cosmere. Edited January 23, 2019 by Shard of Thought 4
StrikerEZ he/him Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Shard of Thought said: Yup! It takes like 40 minutes. One time I had a cold so I decided to type it up... that was not fun. It took hours and it really made me appreciate Brandon. Dude, this is absolutely amazing. I wish I could give you all 20 of my daily upvotes.
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted January 23, 2019 Posted January 23, 2019 Just now, StrikerEZ said: Dude, this is absolutely amazing. I wish I could give you all 20 of my daily upvotes. Thanks. Say what you will about me, I'm committed.
Ink he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 When you see this and this in an unrelated book. And all you can think is “he read sanderson” 6
Shallan&Pattern she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 When you nearly can read and write fluently in rosharen women's script and are learning glyphs! When you wish you could soulcast during class so the attention would be drawn toward the table that was now crystal or blood instead of the crappy lesson. When you have gone to school with your left hand covered When you wish you could lash your brothers to the wall for a while 2
Ink he/him Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 Hey, @Shallan&Pattern! Welcome to the shard! For future reference, the mods don’t like double posting, so try to keep it in one post, okay?
+Ed Venture Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 When your family is planning to get a dog and you recommend cosmere names Mother: "Let's get a dog! what should we name him?" Me: "How about the Lopen! Or Kriss Or Nazh! Or how about Dalinar!" Sister: "Where are you getting all these strange names??" Me: *Smiles* "Funny you should ask... 6
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 53 minutes ago, The Forumlurker said: When your family is planning to get a dog and you recommend cosmere names Mother: "Let's get a dog! what should we name him?" Me: "How about the Lopen! Or Kriss Or Nazh! Or how about Dalinar!" Sister: "Where are you getting all these strange names??" Me: *Smiles* "Funny you should ask... You should name your dog TenSoon!!!! 8
Lunamor she/her Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 30 minutes ago, The Forumlurker said: Why didn't I think of that!! Genius!! Thanks! If I ever get a dog, that is what I am planning on naming it. 1
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted January 25, 2019 Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: Thanks! If I ever get a dog, that is what I am planning on naming it. Same.
Showman he/him Posted January 26, 2019 Posted January 26, 2019 When you see people making out in the hallways and want to yell "NO MATING!" 12
Elend Venture he/him Posted January 26, 2019 Posted January 26, 2019 (edited) When you wonder if that man with guages in his ears next to you on the bus is a eunuch. Edited February 2, 2019 by ElendVenture
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