You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Life&Death]

23 hours ago, Lunamor said:

You should name your dog TenSoon!!!!

I’ve actually been planning that for years.

[Rebecca she/her]

When you accidentally read Cuba as Tuba.

When you’re making an aon themed box in ceramics (I’ll post a picture of it soon as it’s done (which may be a bit)).

[ebfritz]

When you accidently read chota as chouta while playing keyforge.

[Rasarr she/her]

When you reply separately to the same post on Discord and Reddit under different names and feel like you're Shallan.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

When you are severely disappointed in yourself because you left your Arcanum book at home so you can't finish Secret History and start Edgedancer. 

[whattheHoid she/her]

How dare you! @17SarcasticGhanderflaffles For shame!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Shame indeed.

[Jaywalk he/him]

When you dub your friend a heretic after she calls Mistborn boring.

She’s been reading it for two weeks. Hasn’t even finished the prologue.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Man how? That's a long time to still not be done with a prologue!

[Jaywalk he/him]

Another of my friends started at about the same time. He’s on Chapter 3(but he has an excuse. He’s super busy).

[whattheHoid she/her]

I guess, it's hard to imagine as yes I'm busy, but I will force time into my schedule to read as much as I can, even if that means losing sleep. My philosophy, I have plenty of time to sleep when I'm dead. I don't have plenty of time to read though! 

[Rebecca she/her]

When in Human Bio class you’re learning about the skeletal system, and your teacher has one of those human skeleton models. His arm fell off, but then they reattached it, and so you keep referring to him as Lopen. No one else got it.

[Vogelsang he/him]

When you notice what Cosmere characters your friends look like.

[Ink he/him]

When you have a form in karate called Pyong yan oh don and you hear odiv instead of oh don.

[StrikerEZ he/him]

4 hours ago, Rebecca said:

When in Human Bio class you’re learning about the skeletal system, and your teacher has one of those human skeleton models. His arm fell off, but then they reattached it, and so you keep referring to him as Lopen. No one else got it.

What the storms? I could’ve sworn you were older than me. You just seem like an older poster for some reason. I can’t believe I’m almost a year older than you.

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

When you have to remind yourself you're not on Roshar or Scadrial so you have to remind yourself not to use storms/storming/storm it or Rusts/rusting because nobody knows what your talking about. (My reminders don't help) When you also have to remind youself not to swallow metal or attempt to summon a shardblade.

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

When you join this forum and realize that the name Shallan&Pattern isn't taken and you're actually offended. Or when you join other sites and realize that you're offended when the names Sylphrena or Shallan or Shallan&Pattern or Knights Radient or Honor Spren aren't taken.

[Rebecca she/her]

10 hours ago, StrikerEZ said:

What the storms? I could’ve sworn you were older than me. You just seem like an older poster for some reason. I can’t believe I’m almost a year older than you.

Haha, really? Like, I seem like I’ve been on the Shard longer or I seem actually older?

Also, @Shallan&Pattern, just so you know, we all try to avoid double posting here on the Shard. Makes the mods upset. If you want to add something, you can always edit your previous post with the little “edit” button at the bottom of your post. Happy Sharding!

Edited January 29, 2019 by Rebecca

[StrikerEZ he/him]

3 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Haha, really? Like, I seem like I’ve been on the Shard longer or I seem actually older?

You actually seem older. I remember welcoming you to the Shard when you posted in the introductions section, I think, so I know I’ve been around a lot longer. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

19 hours ago, Rebecca said:

When in Human Bio class you’re learning about the skeletal system, and your teacher has one of those human skeleton models. His arm fell off, but then they reattached it, and so you keep referring to him as Lopen. No one else got it.

This is pretty great. I only recently finish WoR so I only get this reference now, but right on time! (I think I finished on Sunday)

When your ewes finally have their lambs and you immediately start going through names in your head, most of which are from Sanderson.

Edited January 29, 2019 by 17SarcasticGhanderflaffles

[Turtle373 he/him]

when everyone time you see a symmetrical/almost symmetrical word you think, hey that's a holy word.

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

Alright, I'll try not to do that. Thanks @Rebecca!

[Turtle373 he/him]

when you post on this thread

[Ink he/him]

When you keep mental tabs on many sharders’ timezones, how it relates to yours, their common schedule, and thus how often and when they’re most likely to be on.

[Vogelsang he/him]

When you find yourself on the 17th Shard at two in the morning, every night.