whattheHoid she/her Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 When you get 2 glow in the dark Kaladin and Syl shirts, but you aren't even mad, you just have twice the Stormlight! also @AonEne That cake! ahhhh! looks awesome! 1
+Ed Venture Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 When you have a bad stomach ache and all you can think about is: Why in the world is the Dor trying to force itself through me, I'm not even an elantrian... *Draws Aon Daa in the air to check* Nope not a elantrian ... Also when you draw the random Aon Daa in the face of your enemies 5
Ink he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 When you drive past a “Crematorium” sign and wonder why they have crem on display. When your roleplay characters read Sanderson and reference it. When people say an allomantic metal and your first thought is the allomantic/feruchemic property. 4
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 When someone says they’re going to Hurl, and you immediately think of the Skyward character. When someone asks if you’ve seen their pencil, and you reply that you haven’t, but it’s probably on Vax. 4
not an Evil Librarian Posted January 12, 2019 Posted January 12, 2019 when you start using curses such as, Storm-it, shattering glass, sparks, and rust and ruin completely unironically. 2
Lunamor she/her Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 When you decide to use a pewter platter solely for the reason that you might be able to burn a very small amount of it (that’s how vin got some of her luck, after all- drinking from pewter mugs).
whattheHoid she/her Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 When you are reading your shampoo bottle in the shower and see the words, "Cultivated in South America." And your first thought is, "Storm it! I didn't know Cultivation had her own Shampoo line!? I wonder if Jasnah uses it? Is that how her hair stays so shiny?" 4
Showman he/him Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 (edited) When you are at Johnny Carino's and you misread handmade parmesan as handmade parshmen. Edited January 13, 2019 by Showman 6
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted January 13, 2019 Posted January 13, 2019 When literally every song you listen to makes you think of a Cosmere character no matter how far you have to stretch to make it work. When you have to explain to everyone in your English class what chulls are. When you have to relate everything to something in Brandon's books. (Oh my Shards, this scarf is like mist! Look, that dress could be a havah! Spook would hate streetlamps. I wonder what Kell and the crew would do at a beach... That symbol could almost be an Aon. If you changed that person's nose and eyes and mouth shape just a tiny bit and made their lips just a tiiiiiiny bit different, they could look like !) 2
Reckless Reader Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) When you obsessively refresh Brandon Sanderson's website every 3.325 minutes to see if the progress bars have moved at all EDIT: Also, this happened in Materials Science (we were playing with shrinky dinks) Edited January 15, 2019 by Reckless Reader 7
Ethan_sedai he/him Posted January 15, 2019 Posted January 15, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 11:14 PM, Aerim said: When you feel personally offended during the following experience: Your brother, who has read, and hence loved, Mistborn asks for the title of “the next Brandon trilogy,” by which he means Stormlight. So I tell him, and then launch into an explanation of the series (because I want him to have realistic expectations-it being larger and longer than he has read and that 3 of 10 are writte ). I talk about the two five-book story arcs, and then mention that each book is essentially a trilogy and a novella and my sister who was sitting nearby started laughing. And now she is telling each member of my family this while laughing. She thinks I’m making it up. So I told her this is like his big epic fantasy, something he didn’t know if he’d ever publish because he didn’t know if anyone would want to read it (I thought I’d read he said something like that). And she said, “and no one is reading it.” And I said “everyone is reading it.” And that made her laugh more. And I’m feeling personally offended, but also defensive about Brandon and his awesomeness. Currently, the only redeeming quality of my sister is that she’s on page 150 of Mistborn. ...I am offend! On 1/10/2019 at 0:42 PM, Philomath said: This is awesome. I actually love decorating cakes and cookies and a few of my future ideas are me totally being a Sanderfan and having the design being inspired by his books and the artwork. When I do them, I’ll for sure post them in the Fan Art section. wait, are you the alternate David that Megan used to save them from having to decorate those cupcakes? 3
Shallan&Pattern she/her Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 When your thoughts and sometimes accidentally words are roshar terms. XD
Arith Matic he/him Posted January 16, 2019 Posted January 16, 2019 when you check brandon's website every hour to see if he made any progress in the stormlight 4&5 outlining
Silva Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 When you're taking geometry and biology and have a double-take any time perpendicularity or mitosis are mentioned. 6
AonEne he/him Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 When you misread 'kudos' as 'koloss'. (It was on here, too, so I had good reason...) When you're drinking fizzy lemonade and think of Steris with a grin. 3
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 When you think in High Imperial. 1
Reckless Reader Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Shard of Thought said: When you think in High Imperial. How... How do... Never mind. I never have figured out how the grammar structure works. When, in the middle of a perfectly normal English class, you suddenly squeal in joy and startle everyone around you. (The progress bar moved to 25%) When (pause) okay, a little background. My mom always wants to get out of the car immediately when we arrive somewhere, even when a really awesome song comes on. Her excuse is "You'll hear it again later!" Neither my sister or I like it. (play) your main objection to turning off awesome songs is the First Ideal. (I mean, yeah, I'll probably hear it again, but never in this specific moment, and also, what if like the world ends or something? Then I would be forever waiting to hear that song again.) 1
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 When you try to teach yourself to cuss more like the various characters throughout Sanderson's books. I am currently calling everyone a "Scudding Cremling" because to me it's pretty great. (If anyone has any suggestions for the phrase "For goodness' sake" I would love to hear them, I've been pondering it for a couple days now) When you buy a kindle purely for the purpose of reading Stormlight so it doesn't take up all the space in your bag. 2
Zephrun’s Imperium they/he Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 44 minutes ago, Reckless Reader said: How... How do... Never mind. I never have figured out how the grammar structure works. 1 I don't think there is a grammar system. The point is to be wonky, right? And in my experience, most of the meaning is derived from the way you say phrases; where the emphasis is and what not. As for how I do it, well... See, when I talk in it for a while (either to annoy people, impress people, or have fun) my brain will automatically think what I should say next in it. It's kinda fun, but it makes it hard to switch from one dialect to the other. 17 minutes ago, SarcasticRavens said: When you try to teach yourself to cuss more like the various characters throughout Sanderson's books. I am currently calling everyone a "Scudding Cremling" because to me it's pretty great. (If anyone has any suggestions for the phrase "For goodness' sake" I would love to hear them, I've been pondering it for a couple days now) 1 Ah, I do this way too much. I really like Kelsier so most of my curses circle around him, but I'm not above a "storms" (or a "What on Braize?") every once in a while. As for your "for goodness' sake" stand-in, I would suggest using a favorite character, but really you could do anything. 1
Ink he/him Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 54 minutes ago, SarcasticRavens said: (If anyone has any suggestions for the phrase "For goodness' sake" I would love to hear them, I've been pondering it for a couple days now) For Hoid's Sake! and the kindle idea I did too. SO MUCH BETTER than carrying around a book the size of the dictionary. But then people don't ask why you're reading a book that big. 1
Reckless Reader Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: For Hoid's Sake! and the kindle idea I did too. SO MUCH BETTER than carrying around a book the size of the dictionary. But then people don't ask why you're reading a book that big. a) Yesss I love that! I'm totally using it. b) It's actually bigger than a lot of pocket dictionaries I've seen... c) One of the pest parts of WoK. People ask how the storms a book can be so big, and you get to explain it and (hopefully) convert them!
Wyndlerunner he/him Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 15 hours ago, Silva said: When you're taking geometry and biology and have a double-take any time perpendicularity or mitosis are mentioned. Same! I'm in a foods class, and for equivalents my teacher keeps saying that "16 is an important number" and I geek out every single time 5
Turtle373 he/him Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 When every time you see a periodic table you find all the allomantic metals, and when you get excited when someone mentions Aluminium 1
Ashertliden Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 When you discover another sanderfan by referring to your ruler (the measuring instrument) as Rashek. 12
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted January 17, 2019 Posted January 17, 2019 (edited) Whenever you watch/read/hear about something you immediately think, 'would that be a good Alleyverse character?' Edited January 17, 2019 by Darth Woodrack
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