Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Soulbinder she/her]

16 hours ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted. You lose the ability to sleep, but do not lose the need for it.

I wish for a grilled club from Chick-fil-A.

Granted. It’s poisoned.

I wish for a nap

[Scarletfox]

4 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Granted. It’s poisoned.

I wish for a nap

Granted, you have a nightmare.

I wish for a not poisoned grilled club from Chick-filA.

[+Doomstick he/him]

granted, you now have the materials for golfing. Your bane is that your fingers are always pruny

I wish for a ski trip (not tripping on skis)

[Soulbinder she/her]

1 hour ago, AonDii said:

granted, you now have the materials for golfing. Your bane is that your fingers are always pruny

I wish for a ski trip (not tripping on skis)

Granted. It’s cancelled due to COVID.

I wish for the motivation to actually write

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. You're so motivated you only keep writing all the time without worrying about writing something that's actually good. Also, you're so focused on it that trying to publish your work never crosses your mind, and you spend the rest of your life filling your hard drive with these ideas no one will ever see. 

I wish to be able to go to the movies safely. 

[Mat he/him]

5 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish to be able to go to the movies safely.

Granted. I’ve bought an acre of sand in the Sahara I’ve nicknamed ‘the movies’; I’ll ship you there cost-free and you’ll be perfectly secure.

I wish to win the Yahtzee game I’m about to play.

Edited February 20, 2021 by Matrim's Dice

[The One Ring she/her]

42 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

I wish to win the Yahtzee game I’m about to play.

You lose every future round besides the one you're about to play.

I wish for a good pen.

[Chinkoln he/him]

Your pen can turn into a magic sword when uncapped. Congratulations

I wish for my lower back pain to go away.

Edited February 22, 2021 by Chinkoln

[The One Ring she/her]

13 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

You must spend all your extra time watching grass grow or paint dry.

I wish for my lower back pain to go away.

Now your neck aches

I wish for a pretty mug that wouldn't broke

[GoWibble he/him]

Granted! You get a pretty mug that hasn't broken. *Breaks* (check the grammar of your post)

I wish for enough time to sleep, eat, go to school, read, and do homework in a day

[Shard of Reading he/him]

45 minutes ago, GoWibble said:

Granted! You get a pretty mug that hasn't broken. *Breaks* (check the grammar of your post)

I wish for enough time to sleep, eat, go to school, read, and do homework in a day

Granted. That's all you have time to do. You can't do anything else.

I wish for a chicken.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

you get a chicken. It does nothing. just stand in a corner and waste food. NOTHING else.

I wish for a pet rock. My last one died.

[dannnex male]

3 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

I wish for a pet rock. My last one died.

The nightwatcher looks at you, confused and concerned. She bends down slowly, picks up a rock, and hands it to you. “Uh...here. Erm...no bane necessary.” She continues looking concerned as you walk away with your rock.

I wish for the next person to not have a bane.

[GoWibble he/him]

Granted. Unfortunately, the next person gets 2 banes.

I wish for a better understanding of astrophysics

Edited February 23, 2021 by GoWibble

[Shard of Reading he/him]

47 minutes ago, GoWibble said:

Granted. Unfortunately, the next person gets 2 banes.

I wish for a better understanding of astrophysics

Granted. Your knowledge in chemistry is now lacking.

I wish for an extra 2 hours in the day that are reserved specifically for what I want to do, and nobody gets do decide what I do in them.

[GoWibble he/him]

3 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. Your knowledge in chemistry is now lacking.

I wish for an extra 2 hours in the day that are reserved specifically for what I want to do, and nobody gets do decide what I do in them.

Granted! You get 2 extra hours for what you want to do. Unfortunately, you also pass out for the other 24 hours in a day

I wish for a good wish

[The One Ring she/her]

You just got a good wish, your bane is that you don't know what that wish is

I wish for a cute spren like Syl

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

11 hours ago, The One Ring said:

I wish for a cute spren like Syl

Granted. You are now bonded to an Honorspren who is adorable, vivacious, and so full of life that she can't help but laugh at all of the absurdities of life. Unfortunately she has a laugh just like Gertie from Oklahoma. As even the mundane episodes of your life are punctuated by the laughtrack of her horrible, braying laughter you come to realize that the reason for the Recreance might have been more nuanced than you had previously believed. 

 

I wish for a magical comedy/tragedy bolo like this one, that when cinched in a specific way would cause everyone around me to start singing and dancing as if the current situation was part of a musical. 

Like, for instance, if I were to cinch my magical bolo in the produce section of the grocery store, normal shoppers would begin twirling their carts, juggling lemons, apples and heads of cabbage, and the person riding the ride on shopping cart would spin in circles while maybe balancing a pineapple on their nose, all while singing a thematically linked song. 

Edited February 24, 2021 by Hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[The Technovore he/him]

Absolutely granted, exactly as you wish, no strings attached. Well... one string attached. Your bane is that you are transported to a universe where the SCP Foundation exists. Assuming the universe doesn't spontaneously stop, assuming some horrible deity doesn't scorch humanity, and assuming you don't die from some seemingly benign object that takes over your mind and causes your body to decide blood is something that definitely belongs on the outside...the Foundation is likely going to be very interested in your little bolo there.

 

I wish to be able to go about my life here on Earth in America, but as a full feruchemist. (I know it's unoriginal but I'm very passionate about the fact that Feruchemy should be canon in real life)

Edited February 24, 2021 by The Technovore

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

On 2/24/2021 at 10:04 AM, The Technovore said:

I wish to be able to go about my life here on Earth in America, but as a full feruchemist. (I know it's unoriginal but I'm very passionate about the fact that Feruchemy should be canon in real life)

As long as I get the rights to SCP the Musical I'm totally fine with that. 

Granted, you are a full feruchemist living on earth in America. You can go to sleep anytime you want, you can lose weight without dieting, and you even learn the trick to store your mental acuity while you sleep so you have near infinite mental quickness to tap (not to mention the interesting dreams of a bovine). Life's pretty good.

Your bane is that whenever someone uses the indefinite article you fart loudly and uncontrollably. But tapping your f-steel you can quickly escape the scene of the olfactory crime, so if you play your cards right no one will ever no that it was you. 

I wish everyone could listen to the greatest American band of all times, Okkervil River, oh wait you can thanks to the magic of the internet...

This is the song For Real from the concept album Black Sheep Boy (the 3rd best album of all times). 

[Toothless of Shinovar]

That band will become corrupted and fake to have songs not suitable for any human.

I wish that I will have more time to become more active on the shard!

Edited March 11, 2021 by Toothless of Shinover

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted, you are now a Bendalloy Allomancer. You are also now 8' tall with horrible blood pressure and heartrate issues.

I wish for a totally dope(tm) Gamer(tm) Computer(tm).

[+Doomstick he/him]

granted, you are a mouse now

 

I wish to be less sore

[Bejarden he/him]

Your boon is granted

You now have no legs

I want an Xbox new generation whatever it’s called

[Toothless of Shinovar]

That is granted but the problem is that you are slowly dying because you are spending to much time on it and not enough exercise, sleep and many other important things.