Gak Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 granted, but the person enjoys getting them because they enjoy creative banes. i wish that a had the effects of burning atium whenever i was driving a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shob the Voidbringer Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 granted, but when ever you aren't driving, your vision is stretching and squirming like when you have the effect nausea in minecraft i wish for a day spent with Hoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 granted, but he spends the entire day insulting you, hidden with lightweaving. i wish for 4 gallons of hot sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Granted. It tastes very mild. I wish for chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: I wish for chocolate. Granted. Here is chocolate. Your Bane is that your older brother will constantly question whether you like chocolate or not. I wish for the ability to gain any knowledge, (age, pregnancy, etc.) that is needed to keep me from commiting any huge social missteps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said: Granted. Here is chocolate. Your Bane is that your older brother will constantly question whether you like chocolate or not. I wish for the ability to gain any knowledge, (age, pregnancy, etc.) that is needed to keep me from commiting any huge social missteps. I don't have an older brother. Granted. You know everything and can't keep track of any of it. I wish for some really good chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: I don't have an older brother. You didn't have an older brother. Now you have mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said: You didn't have an older brother. Now you have mine. Is he a good older brother? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said: Is he a good older brother? Yeah, aside from the chocolate thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said: Yeah, aside from the chocolate thing. Works for me. Just as long as he doesn't steal my chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said: Just as long as he doesn't steal my chocolate. Don't worry. he probably won't. Just don't steal his chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said: Don't worry. he probably won't. Just don't steal his chocolate. Oh, I won't. I've got some of my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 granted, your bane is that your new older brother has better chocolate that they are literally incapable of sharing i wish for really really good chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Granted. Your younger siblings hide it from you. I wish for some amazing white chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: I wish for some amazing white chocolate. Granted. It is so amazing, that your siblings eat it all. I wish for awesomeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Unnamable said: Granted. It is so amazing, that your siblings eat it all. I wish for awesomeness. Granted. It doesn't do you any good. I wish my cat wouldn't sleep on my keyboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shob the Voidbringer Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 granted, they jump onto your head and refuse to get off i wish for delicious chocolate that no-one steals 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Squid said: granted, they jump onto your head and refuse to get off i wish for delicious chocolate that no-one steals That's all right with me. Granted. Your fingers are constantly shrivelled as if you've been swimming for hours on end. I wish for another cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 granted, but it likes to sit on your keyboard i wish for a banana for scale Meme 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 19, 2020 Report Share Posted December 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Gak said: i wish for a banana for scale Meme Granted. The Nightwatcher has no idea what a meme is, so you get a banana to scale with your (new) intelligence. It's really small. I wish my mom wasn't allergic to cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoidlovesbacon Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 On 12/18/2020 at 4:03 PM, Nameless said: Granted. The Nightwatcher has no idea what a meme is, so you get a banana to scale with your (new) intelligence. It's really small. I wish my mom wasn't allergic to cats. Granted, your mom is now allergic to everything but cats. I wish Brandon Sanderson could write 10 times quicker while maintaining his current quality and skill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcoleptic Axolotl Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 12 hours ago, Hoidlovesbacon said: Granted, your mom is now allergic to everything but cats. I wish Brandon Sanderson could write 10 times quicker while maintaining his current quality and skill. Granted, but he also ages 10 times faster. He chooses to retire early and spend the rest of his days with his family, leaving the rest of his books unfinished. I wish for cleverness; the ability to say and do the right things at the right time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoidlovesbacon Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 12 hours ago, Narcoleptic Axolotl said: Granted, but he also ages 10 times faster. He chooses to retire early and spend the rest of his days with his family, leaving the rest of his books unfinished. I wish for cleverness; the ability to say and do the right things at the right time. Granted, but you are trapped in a coma forever and have no opportunity to be clever. I wish to have all of Hoid’s abilities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said: Granted, but you are trapped in a coma forever and have no opportunity to be clever. I wish to have all of Hoid’s abilities Granted, you also get all of his weaknesses and none of his knowledge. I wish to not hurt after pre-season exercise today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoidlovesbacon Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said: Granted, you also get all of his weaknesses and none of his knowledge. I wish to not hurt after pre-season exercise today. Granted, you will hurt before and during pre-season exercise today I wish to know all the oaths for every order of radiant Edited December 21, 2020 by Hoidlovesbacon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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