Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Hoidlovesbacon said: Granted, you will hurt before and during pre-season exercise today I wish to know all the oaths for every order of radiant Granted, you forgot them the moment you read this. I wish for infinite KNOLEEEEEEDGE!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoidlovesbacon Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said: Granted, you forgot them the moment you read this. I wish for infinite KNOLEEEEEEDGE!!!!!!! Granted, you get a little plaque that says “infinite KNOLEEEEEEDGE!!!!!!!” on it. I wish to become the vessel of Adonalsium and be invulnerable to anything. Edited December 21, 2020 by Hoidlovesbacon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Hoidlovesbacon said: I wish to become the vessel of Adonalsium and be invulnerable to anything that has anything to do with (wait how do you do the spoilers?) Granted. You can do nothing with your power. (Click the little eye on the top bar. No idea if you're on mobile.) I wish for everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. You can do nothing with your power. (Click the little eye on the top bar. No idea if you're on mobile) It's the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 On 12/21/2020 at 4:42 PM, Nameless said: I wish for everything. Granted. Your bane is everything. I wish for nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 7 hours ago, Dannex said: I wish for nothing. Granted. Here is a ball of nothing. It will slowly grow. I wish for all knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 On 12/24/2020 at 9:23 PM, Nameless said: I wish for all knowledge. I wish for a library filled with books of all knowledge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 19 minutes ago, Honorless said: I wish for a library filled with books of all knowledge You receive the library filled with books of all knowledge, yet they are in a foreign language. i wish for a nice doggy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndleblade Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 You are granted a very nice doggy except it always has wet fur full of seeds that are hard and sharp. It also seems extremely sad all the time. I wish for a pet mini dragon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 Your wish has been granted. Your pet dragon is an old, wise beast. Although short in stature, it has weathered the countless (well technically you can count them but that's less poetic) eons of the universe's existence, and perhaps even more than that. The dragon has seven heads, and six eyes on each head. Its mouths whisper secrets that were never meant to be uttered, never meant to be heard again. This demonic beast comes yet closer to you. Being your pet, it would never harm you, at least, on purpose. The dragon reads your thoughts, senses your confusion, your horror, your grief, and your fear. But most of all, the unholy beast senses your unbridled curiosity. About it, and the universe. As it comes yet closer again, it whispers something into your ear. One single phrase. You recoil in horror, disgust, anger, and joy at the same time. Your unholy demon-dragon has told you the final secret the universe holds. Your life has been fulfilled. You know all, or at least enough. Knowing this, the sheer power of this final secret whispered to you causes your heart to stop, and your brain to drift into a coma. As you take your last breath, you ruminate on those three simple words the dragon-beast uttered: 'McRib is back'. I wish for a gaming chair that is cool and not lame 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lecky Twig Posted December 28, 2020 Report Share Posted December 28, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Arith Matic said: I wish for a gaming chair that is cool and not lame Granted, while your gaming chair is not lame, it gets increasingly cooler as you sit in it. Try not to freeze to death . I wish to be able to afford all the books on my TBR list. Edited December 28, 2020 by Lecky Twig Fixed typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Granted, now you afford them! You don't care where the money came from, right? If the police comes asking about a bank in Switzerland just pretend you don't know me and good luck. I wish for all the muffins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Eluvianii said: I wish for all the muffins. Granted. Based on a Statista report on 2019 muffin volume forecasts in select markets in the EU (Spoilered below) Spoiler The 10 sampled EU countries consumed 24,719 tons of muffins in 2019 (roughly 50 million lbs), and the sampled countries had a population of 421 million. So just for the 10 sampled countries, approximately 68 tons of muffins were consumed daily, with a per capita daily muffin consumption rate of 0.000323 lbs of muffin / person. Ignoring muffins consumed in the developing world, we will use the 2020 population of the G20 group of countries, 4.6 billion people, and use a daily per capita muffin consumption rate half of the EU survey, 0.0001615 lbs of muffins per day per person, to arrive at a reasonable estimate that on any given day 743,000 lbs of muffins are consumed, meaning that when you suddenly get "all the muffins" you are in fact crushed quite thoroughly by 371 tonnes of muffiny goodness. Hope you at least had your mouth open and got a couple bites in. I wish I could output my vision in a manner where it is recordable through non-invasive means (i.e. no electrodes, data Jack's, brain implants, etc) so that I could record the phosphene patterns of light that occur from purely mechanical retinal stimulation when when I rub my eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shob the Voidbringer Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 granted, you're stuck in a suit of armor as heavy as shardplate, but it doesn't regenerate, and the only way to get out of it is to break it all. good for you. i wish that all of the books Brandon Sanderson is planning on writing come out now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, Shob the Voidbringer said: i wish that all of the books Brandon Sanderson is planning on writing come out now Granted. They are absolutely terrible. I wish for a Soulcaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shob the Voidbringer Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Nameless said: Granted. They are absolutely terrible. I wish for a Soulcaster. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thought that no one would dare give me that bane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 granted, but it can only make cat food and milk i wish for 5 healthy, obedient triceratops the size of cats that eat chicken feed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shob the Voidbringer Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 granted, for the next 4 weeks, your feet are stuck in cinder blocks i wish for 5000 minecraft squids to fall on the white house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 (edited) granted but your next post cant have any words shorter then 3 letters i wish for reese's pieces for all mankind Edited January 5, 2021 by Gak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, Gak said: i wish for reese's pieces for all mankind Granted. All mankind is now allergic to peanuts. I wish to know the right thing to do in any situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 granted but you cant turn left i wish for my bother to lose the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shob the Voidbringer Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 not granted 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 you forgot to make a wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 and the words were supposed to be shorter than 3 letters 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 I will restart the wishes. I wish that 2021 brings as much good as 2020 brought bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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