Brightness Warrior Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: I wish... that I could purposefully forget books so I could go back and reread them without prior knowledge and then remember everything I forgot. Granted. However, you suddenly forget how to read. I wish for a weapon that cannot be used to harm me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Just now, Brightness Warrior said: Granted. However, you suddenly forget how to read. I wish for a weapon that cannot be used to harm me. Granted, but it can't be used to harm anything sentient. I wish for the ability to draw however I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: I wish for the ability to draw however I want. Granted. You now have an insatiable itch on the inside of your wrist. I wish for a neverending bowl of food for my cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Just now, Brightness Warrior said: I wish for a neverending bowl of food for my cats. Granted, they hate the food. I wish for the ability to do any math quickly and easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: I wish for the ability to do any math quickly and easily. Granted. You get a very fast, very easy-to-use calculator. The buttons are perpetually sticky. I wish for a charging (micro-USB) cord of comfortable length that cannot be broken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Brightness Warrior said: I wish for a charging (micro-USB) cord of comfortable length that cannot be broken. Granted. Your cats(you did say that you had cats, right? I've got 3) love to steal and play with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said: Your cats(you did say that you had cats, right? I've got 3) love to steal and play with it. Yes, I have cats, and actually, I could totally live with that as a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Just now, Brightness Warrior said: Yes, I have cats, and actually, I could totally live with that as a bane. I wish that I could always smell like whatever I wanted to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted. Everyone near you suddenly contracts a cold and becomes congested. I wish for the ability to rework the English language to be more efficient (without disrupting society too much). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted. The other languages(all of them) are suddenly extremely confusing to understand, even for native speakers. I wish for a really good book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JesterLavorre Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: Granted. The other languages(all of them) are suddenly extremely confusing to understand, even for native speakers. I wish for a really good book. Granted, but you are cursed to forever dislike the book, and wonder why everyone else says it’s so great. I wish I had the powers of a Truthwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ookla the Sprinkle said: Granted, but you are cursed to forever dislike the book, and wonder why everyone else says it’s so great. I wish I had the powers of a Truthwatcher. Granted. Your bane is that your spren is a jerk. I wish for the person below me to have no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: Granted. Your bane is that your spren is a jerk. I wish for the person below me to have no bane. Granted. It seems I won’t receive a bane for my wish. Your bane is that every squirrel within a 5 mile radius of you has rabies. I wish that I had a perfect pair of socks for every day of the year. (supposedly with no bane ) Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Groovy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Groovy said: Granted. It seems I won’t receive a bane for my wish. Your bane is that every squirrel within a 5 mile radius of you has rabies. I wish that I had a perfect pair of socks for every day of the year. (supposedly with no bane ) Granted! And shoot, that's a bad bane. I wish for the person below me to have two banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JesterLavorre Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 10 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: Granted! And shoot, that's a bad bane. I wish for the person below me to have two banes. I’ll take this bullet. Your bane is that you can only see in the ultraviolet spectrum. I wish I could change the flavor of my food to be whatever I want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Ookla the Sprinkle said: I’ll take this bullet. Your bane is that you can only see in the ultraviolet spectrum. I wish I could change the flavor of my food to be whatever I want. Ooh, cool! Granted, but it's irresistible to mountain lions and your toenails grow at a largely increased rate. I wish that Vapor would be less self-conscious. Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Grammatical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JesterLavorre Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: Ooh, cool! Granted, but it's irresistible to mountain lions and your toenails grow at a largely increased rate. I wish that Vapor would be less self-conscious. Granted, but all of her self-consciousness is transferred to you. I wish I had photographic memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Sprinkle said: Granted, but all of her self-consciousness is transferred to you. I wish I had photographic memory. Granted, you record every detail until they overwhelm you, causing you to go crazy at 42. I wish Marinette and Adrien would get together. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 On 12/12/2020 at 10:16 PM, Ookla the Grammatical said: Granted, you record every detail until they overwhelm you, causing you to go crazy at 42. I wish Marinette and Adrien would get together. Granted, two random people named Marinette and Adrien get together. I wish I could make more curses plays on words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 Granted. Dam jokes are now still funny. I wish for something random to fall on my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 14, 2020 Report Share Posted December 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ookla the Bored said: Granted. Dam jokes are now still funny. I wish for something random to fall on my head. Granted, a person named Sum Ting Random falls on your head. I wish to be able to manipulate banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 granted, your bane is you can only manipulate every other bane, i wish for more squirrels 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JesterLavorre Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 8 hours ago, Ookla the Purplexed said: granted, your bane is you can only manipulate every other bane, i wish for more squirrels Granted. The moon turns into squirrels. I wish I could survive perfectly well deep in the ocean 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 granted, but your life is being live-streamed and you can only turn it off 2 hours a day. i wish my cat gave me all the benefits of a 5th oath sworn windrunner.(shardplate, shardblade, lashings, ect) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 Granted, but your cat doesn't care and likes to run away. I wish for the person below me to have two banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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