Chasmgoat Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 granted, you now have a soul that was torn out of the bloody mangled body of someone you loved. I wish for the person two posts below me to have 8 banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Granted, but they don't actually have to accept the banes. I wish that I could make my post and content count equal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 granted, you have no posts or content. wish for a pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Granted. It's a... demodex! I wish to meet all of the Sharders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, Condensation said: Granted. It's a... demodex! I wish to meet all of the Sharders. I was supposed to have 8 banes... granted, you stop being a shard yourself. I wish for no school ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Trust me, having a demodex for a pet is enough for so many banes. Granted, instead you go to work 12/7. I wish that I could be ready for my 4,000th post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: Trust me, having a demodex for a pet is enough for so many banes. in that case, I decline the bane. granted, you never get a 4,000th post. I wish for world peace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said: in that case, I decline the bane. granted, you never get a 4,000th post. I wish for world peace Granted, it lasts for a second. I wish for a unicorn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 granted, its an allomancer who wants to kill you i wish for a brick wall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Granted, it's halfway across the world. I wish for an awesome Shardbuddy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 granted, but its me mwahahahaha so i guess, not awesome i wish for 5 banes involving animals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, gak said: granted, but its me mwahahahaha so i guess, not awesome i wish for 5 banes involving animals What are you talking about? I'm sure you're awesome. Also, is that an application for the position of Condensation's Shardbuddy? Granted, they are that animals hate you, you've been gored by a rhino, a kitten scratched you, you have a bird living on your head, and you can't eat animals anymore. I wish that I could eat some chocolate chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 granted, but your taste is multiplied hundredfold, making every chocolate chip overload your brain and knock you out. i wish for a empty box that can fit me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) The empty box has a vacuum inside and consumes all the universe. I wish for happiness... edit: I've been ninja'ed Edited October 22, 2020 by Chasmgoat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Granted, it's made of ice. Granted, it's temporary. I wish that I could bake something right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 granted, but someone else will eat it i wish to be that someone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, gak said: granted, but someone else will eat it i wish to be that someone Granted, I don't usually eat the things I bake. I wish that you will enjoy it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Condensation said: Granted, I don't usually eat the things I bake. I wish that you will enjoy it. Granted they enjoy eating it but it tastes absolutely disgusting and makes them never want to eat your baking again. Enjoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said: Granted they enjoy eating it but it tastes absolutely disgusting and makes them never want to eat your baking again. Enjoy Make a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Just now, Condensation said: Make a wish. I wish I don't have to make a wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 Granted. Your bane is that you don't get anything. I wish for fish on my fish wish dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 granted, but you have to spend an hour with the most annoying person you can think of i wish i had a 5 level 10 kilometre maze that i wasn't in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, gak said: granted, but you have to spend an hour with the most annoying person you can think of i wish i had a 5 level 10 kilometre maze that i wasn't in. Granted, your toenails and fingernails grow ten times as fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 On 10/22/2020 at 3:29 PM, Condensation said: On 10/22/2020 at 3:26 PM, gak said: granted, but you have to spend an hour with the most annoying person you can think of i wish i had a 5 level 10 kilometre maze that i wasn't in. Granted, your toenails and fingernails grow ten times as fast. You forgot to wish. You forgot to wish. You forgot to wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 My sincerest apologies. I am a hypocrite of the highest order, and bow before thy superior wisdom. I wish that I could not wax poetic today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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