Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Condensation]

Granted, it's too heavy to wear on any part of your body except your foot, it won't come off, and now you walk weird.

I wish I had more flowers.

[Eluvianii]

Granted. You have them growing out of your head as hair. 

I wish for world peace precisely 23 days a year. 

[Condensation]

Granted. The rest of the year is filled with World Wars.

I wish that you guys could see my garden.

[Truthless of Shinovar]

Granted. The Nightwatcher hands you and IPhone and tells you to take pictures, email them to yourself, then post it on the shard. Your bane is that it requires effort.

I wish for just beyond my horizon.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine]

On 9/12/2020 at 2:34 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for just beyond my horizon.

Granted, you're now 2 mm taller. With your added height you get a very real yet imperceptible increase in the distance of your subjectively viewed horizon.

Your bane is that you fart loudly and uncontrollably at the most inopportune times (you have to sit on special acoustic dampening cushions at church, on dates, etc). But over time you gain mastery over your gaseous emissions, and you can modulate the frequency and pitch. So in your later years you accompany the Church Organist on Handel's Messiah, and your rendition of Ode to Joy is known to make the sensitive members of your congregation weep from the sheer beauty of your performance.

I wish someone would pull the Nightwatcher's finger (Answering the deep realmatic mystery, Does her gas glow with Cultivationlight?)

[+Ark1002]

Granted. It does, in fact, glow with Cultivationlight.

Your bane is the fact that it smells HORRIBLE.

 

I wish for great mental capacity.

[Condensation]

Granted, you can only use it when you feel really, really stupid.

I wish that I could be a Knight Radiant.

[Eluvianii]

Granted. Earth is now full of spren so you can be a Knight Radiant. Unfortunately, none of them take an interest in you. 

I wish for more rainy days. 

[+Ark1002]

Granted. Your bane is that it is all acid rain.

I wish for this damned fire and smoke to go away and leave the west coast alone.

[Experience]

Granted. Your bane: You can no longer feel warmth. 

I wish to be less tired even though I don't get enough sleep. 

[+Ark1002]

Granted. Your bane is that you are instead completely addicted to massive doses of caffeine you use to avoid tiredness.

I wish for mollymauk to get resurrected 

[Shard of Reading]

Granted but the nightwatcher has no idea what you are asking for and now you don't either.

I wish I could speak klingon.

[+Ark1002]

Granted. You can now ONLY speak Klingon.

I wish for Shard of Reading to watch Critical Role.

[Shard of Reading]

Granted but he needs to find out what it is about first.

I wish for chipmunks.

[Eluvianii]

13 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted but he needs to find out what it is about first.

I wish for chipmunks.

That's easy, it's about t-shirts with funny quotes obviously. 

Granted, your family turns into chipmunks. 

I wish for diabetes immunity. 

[Anticipationspren]

37 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

 

I wish for diabetes immunity. 

Granted but no matter what you eat you will never taste anything but pepper.

I wish to be able to let people talk to there lost loved ones one last time

[Kelsier'sGodComplex]

Granted, but you are the medium. The dead ones talk through your mouth. Afterwards, you always barf. 

 

I wish my stomach didn't hate me. It hurts like.....a lot.

[Shard of Reading]

Granted. Now your left pinky toe does.

I wish that Covid-19 would just disappear.

[+Ark1002]

Granted. Your bane is that you disappear with it

woooow that sentence got so much darker then i intended

I wish that the world was less... chaotic.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex]

Granted, all the chaos is only in your life, not the world. Good luck. 

 

I wish my school wasn't 300 minutes of Zoom meetings every day. With no breaks. Please. I can't take it. 

[Shard of Reading]

Granted. It's 400.

I wish for the ability to do something interesting.

[+Ark1002]

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Granted. You have been given the job of a herald, but lack any of their powers. Have fun

I wish for infinite power

[Truthless of Shinovar]

28 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Granted. You have been given the job of a herald, but lack any of their powers. Have fun

I wish for infinite power

Granted, but your bane is that you can only use it to dig military grade latrines. 

I wish for my car to never run out of fuel.

On 9/16/2020 at 3:05 AM, Anticipationspren said:

I wish to be able to let people talk to there lost loved ones one last time

Look up “the wind phone“, it’s this really cool thing in Japan that kinda lets people do that!

[+Ark1002]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but your bane is that you can only use it to dig military grade latrines. 

I bet I could find some uses for the ability to dig infinite military grade latrines... hmm...

Granted. The drawback is your car can never move again, because that way it doesn't burn the fuel it has.

I wish for Moash to die. 

[Eluvianii]

Granted, he dies killing Kaladin and winning the victory for Odium. 

I wish Amazon shipped RoW to my country.