DramaQueen Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Granted, but now Queen may never marry Spook. Hide contents I wish that people would post in the Mishmash Inn. HOW DARE YOU????? Granted, but it's not me. Never again, because you made it impossible for me to marry my soulmate. I wish to marry Spook. (Yes, I'm undoing Connie's bane.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Granted. You now have to go through the legal process that comes with messing with another's wish/bane. I wish my room didn't look as if a tornado had passed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Ok, it's clean now. Oh wait! A train just came through. I wish for a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: HOW DARE YOU????? Granted, but it's not me. Never again, because you made it impossible for me to marry my soulmate. I wish to marry Spook. (Yes, I'm undoing Connie's bane.) I should feel very badly about myself. I will cry now. 1 minute ago, Experience said: Ok, it's clean now. Oh wait! A train just came through. I wish for a wish. Granted. I wish for forgiveness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat he/him Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Granted. No curse necessary. I wish for a Truthfinder's Lens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username he/him Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 Granted, but it fires backwards. Don't ask me how that works. I wish for the ability to voluntarily remove people's banes from existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 26, 2020 Report Share Posted August 26, 2020 (edited) Granted, but it comes with an uncontrollable urge to not remove people's banes from existence. I wish to be an earthworm for a day because every experience is a good experience. Edited August 26, 2020 by Eluvianii 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Granted, but you happen to be born right in the middle of an earthworm revolution. As if birds, fishermen, and hot days weren’t enough to worry about, now you have to fight against the tyrannical rule of the nightcrawlers. I wish to never be tired again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Granted. You will sleep forever! I wish to never have to sleep again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectrumSavant he/him Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 Granted. You are now unable to sleep. I wish for the Aztlanian to come out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinkoln he/him Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, ElectrumSavant said: Granted. You are now unable to sleep. I wish for the Aztlanian to come out. Granted, you are now unable to read I wish for everyone to come to play Imperial Nomic and to post that I referred you to the game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph he/him Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 Granted. (At least, I will) I wish for someone to visit my library Spoiler Come to the Library of the Alleyverse! Our library has: Endless knowledge Fun traps Obstacles Soul stealing undead Helpful Librarians! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 48 minutes ago, Kings_way said: I wish for someone to visit my library Granted. Welcome the librarians of The Library of Alexandria to your library. They will now be taking all of your inventory. I wish for the motivation to finish books nine and ten of The Wheel of Time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 Granted. The books have disappeared. I wish for a good romance novel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revelryintheart she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 Granted. Too bad they don't exist. I wish to eat a tamale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 HOW COULD YOU? Granted, it tastes weird. I wish for some tater tots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, Condensation said: Granted. The books have disappeared. From what I've heard of them, the fans thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Nameless said: From what I've heard of them, the fans thank you. Can confirm. Book 10 is the reason I stopped reading WoT. Now that it doesn't exist, I can jump straight to 11! 2 hours ago, Condensation said: I wish for some tater tots. Granted. You get 46,541,654,135,876,354,364,136,546,356,419,615,463,413.5 tater tots. I wish for a wristwatch that shows the right time exactly 3 times per day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted. You can't read time. I wish for a pair of earbuds that I can't lose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, they'll always find you, you can never hide from them, and they only ever play https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ I wish for more Cosmere fanfiction 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Honorless said: I wish for more Cosmere fanfiction Granted. It's all about May Aladar riding her Rhyshadium, picnicking with doe-eyed bright lords and ladies in laits, weaving coronets out of rockvine tendrils, and singing saccharine songs about how someday her highprince will come. I wish for a new type of sandwhich, that is delicious and nutritious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Just now, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish for a new type of sandwhich, that is delicious and nutritious. Granted, the Nightwatcher prepares it by her own hands. It smells heavenly. Then she eats it. You get nothing. I wish for the ability to materialize precious metals 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but if anyone except you touches them they are cursed with terrible luck and misfortune. (Reference, anyone?) I wish for a pen-sword. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said: I wish for a pen-sword. The Nightwatcher says, "Well wished. You now have that which nothing is mightier than, use it wisely." Looking down at your pen sword, you see that it's one of those really classy fountain pens, with a platinum plated nib, a gorgeous resin barrel and the resin coated cap features a platinum clip. You test out your pen, and you can write on any surface, the ink flow is amazing and the Nightwatcher told you it will never run out of ink. With the cap in place over the pen nib, if you twist the back end of the pen and pull, a luminous bar of pure green investiture that's 5 feet in length and the diameter of your pen pulls out from the cap. It works just like a lightsaber. Your bane is that you have now have the mouthparts of a cuttlefish. I wish for a pen sword too, that's a great wish! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation she/her Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 What do you wish for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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