NameIess Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 48 minutes ago, Kings_way said: I wish for someone to visit my library Granted. Welcome the librarians of The Library of Alexandria to your library. They will now be taking all of your inventory. I wish for the motivation to finish books nine and ten of The Wheel of Time.
Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 Granted. The books have disappeared. I wish for a good romance novel.
revelryintheart she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 Granted. Too bad they don't exist. I wish to eat a tamale.
Condensation she/her Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 HOW COULD YOU? Granted, it tastes weird. I wish for some tater tots.
NameIess Posted August 28, 2020 Posted August 28, 2020 39 minutes ago, Condensation said: Granted. The books have disappeared. From what I've heard of them, the fans thank you.
Mat he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Nameless said: From what I've heard of them, the fans thank you. Can confirm. Book 10 is the reason I stopped reading WoT. Now that it doesn't exist, I can jump straight to 11! 2 hours ago, Condensation said: I wish for some tater tots. Granted. You get 46,541,654,135,876,354,364,136,546,356,419,615,463,413.5 tater tots. I wish for a wristwatch that shows the right time exactly 3 times per day.
Condensation she/her Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 Granted. You can't read time. I wish for a pair of earbuds that I can't lose.
Honorless he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, they'll always find you, you can never hide from them, and they only ever play https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ I wish for more Cosmere fanfiction
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Honorless said: I wish for more Cosmere fanfiction Granted. It's all about May Aladar riding her Rhyshadium, picnicking with doe-eyed bright lords and ladies in laits, weaving coronets out of rockvine tendrils, and singing saccharine songs about how someday her highprince will come. I wish for a new type of sandwhich, that is delicious and nutritious.
Honorless he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 Just now, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish for a new type of sandwhich, that is delicious and nutritious. Granted, the Nightwatcher prepares it by her own hands. It smells heavenly. Then she eats it. You get nothing. I wish for the ability to materialize precious metals 2
Mat he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 Granted, but if anyone except you touches them they are cursed with terrible luck and misfortune. (Reference, anyone?) I wish for a pen-sword. 1
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said: I wish for a pen-sword. The Nightwatcher says, "Well wished. You now have that which nothing is mightier than, use it wisely." Looking down at your pen sword, you see that it's one of those really classy fountain pens, with a platinum plated nib, a gorgeous resin barrel and the resin coated cap features a platinum clip. You test out your pen, and you can write on any surface, the ink flow is amazing and the Nightwatcher told you it will never run out of ink. With the cap in place over the pen nib, if you twist the back end of the pen and pull, a luminous bar of pure green investiture that's 5 feet in length and the diameter of your pen pulls out from the cap. It works just like a lightsaber. Your bane is that you have now have the mouthparts of a cuttlefish. I wish for a pen sword too, that's a great wish! 1
Honorless he/him Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 8 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish for a pen sword too, that's a great wish! Granted, you now have a pen sword. In fact you have the pen sword. Because you are now Percy. Enjoy life I wish for a pet Pikachu
Eluvianii he/him Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 Granted. It's not trained though and turns out your human body doesn't take too well to electrocution. Have fun. I wish for a job I can do in my sleep.
Mat he/him Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 Granted. You have been selected for the test subject for the new freeze-preservation technology. When they wake you up in 500 years, your paycheck will be waiting! I wish to know where I'll be on my 30th birthday.
+Doomstick he/him Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 granted, the only kind of desk you will be able to get is a taser desk i wish for a wafflle
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted August 30, 2020 Posted August 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said: I wish to know where I'll be on my 30th birthday. The Nightwatcher says "Easy". "You'll be on earth" "Orbiting the sun, in the Orion Spur of the Milky Way Galaxy." "And your bane is that on your 30th birthday you'll lose an eye in a tragic accident involving a confetti canon and an intoxicated clown." "I feel kinda bad for ya kid, so as a consolation prize, you get this magic eyepatch." A full length mirror materializes in a puff of green luminescent mist, and you see that your right eye is covered by a very slick looking eyepatch. Every expression that you make is translated to the eyepatch and rendered as a glowing green anime style eye. And you notice if you close your left eye you can see through the eyepatch like you are looking through night vision goggles, and sources of metal glow brilliantly. Fast forward in time, your eye is put out on your 30th birthday, and your magic eyepatch materializes like you knew it would. And you get back to your archeological dig site in the Valley of The Kings, confident that no precious Egyptian artifact will escape your magically enhanced vision. I wish that that my dogs could talk and that I could understand their speech and talk with them too (other than saying "Whose a good boy? Youse a good boy.") 1
Condensation she/her Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 Granted, you are now a dog. I wish that I could have my phone back.
Honorless he/him Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 4 hours ago, Condensation said: I wish that I could have my phone back. Granted, but there's a new picture on your phone There was also an attachment http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-096 Good luck! I wish to never get lost
The One Ring she/her Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 Granted, but everyone around you is always lost, and you have to guild every one of them. I wish I’m only a bit evil.
Condensation she/her Posted September 1, 2020 Posted September 1, 2020 Granted. Anyone who touches you immediately becomes very evil. I wish for my friend to be 13.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted September 1, 2020 Posted September 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Condensation said: I wish for my friend to be 13. Granted, your friend has been split into 13 separate tiny yet proportionally equal individuals. Your one friend who was 80lb 5 ft 6" is now a collective entity composed of 13 6.15lb 5" shrunken versions of their undivided self. They can still get into PG-13 movies because technically they are 13. I wish for hiccups to have a magical effect.
Condensation she/her Posted September 1, 2020 Posted September 1, 2020 Granted, they cause you to alternately shrink and grow. You end up the same size, but it feels weird and is annoying. I wish Mom would close the door. 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted September 1, 2020 Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) "CULTIVATION??? MOTHER?!?! Ugh, she left and didn't close the perpendicularity. Sorry, here's a piece of hard candy, your bane is that you didn't actually get your boon." I wish for my computer to automatically capitalize the first letter of a sentence. Edited September 1, 2020 by Doomstick
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