Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Enter a username]

Granted. Anything made of wood is completely invisible to you now.

I wish for the ability to put what's in my head into words significantly better than I can now. 

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. You always mix up the letters on your keyboard.

I wish that my little brother would be not annoying at all.

[FriarFritz]

2 hours ago, Condensation said:

Granted. You always mix up the letters on your keyboard.

I wish that my little brother would be not annoying at all.

+++ERROR, REDO FROM START+++MELONMELONMELON+++

Seriously, the Nightwatcher can do a lot stuff, but I don't think she can break one of the fundamental laws of the universe.

I wish that Terry Pratchett was alive again.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Well congrats. You just killed Brandon Sanderson. Someone had to take Pratchett's place.

I wish I didn't get sick when I drink too much coffee.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. You become so caffeine sensitive that it keeps you up for days.

I wish to be fluent in high imperial.

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 hours ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted. You become so caffeine sensitive that it keeps you up for days.

I wish to be fluent in high imperial.

Granted. Your bane is you spent all your storming upvotes on my rusting Academy.

I wish for DramaQueen to be back already.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

On 8/17/2020 at 7:23 PM, Condensation said:

Granted. You are an actual fish.

So nothings changed?

35 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I wish for DramaQueen to be back already.

Granted,

But you are no longer allowed to be on the shard,

I wish for a vote.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, I Am A Fish said:

So nothings changed?

Granted,

But you are no longer allowed to be on the shard,

I wish for a vote.

Granted. I upvoted that post.

I wish for some sarcasm.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted. I upvoted that post.

I wish for some sarcasm.

Granted, 

I wish @Channelknight Fadran would change his name to include all professions. 

[Channelknight Fadran]

3 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

Granted, 

I wish @Channelknight Fadran would change his name to include all professions. 

There isn't enough room for all of them...

[Turtle they/them]

Granted? There won’t be enough room for all of them I guess.

 

I wish for a friend

[I Am A Fish he/him]

2 minutes ago, turtle said:

Granted? There won’t be enough room for all of them I guess.

 

I wish for a friend

Granted, it's imaginary,

I wish for people to vote for I am a fish,

[Turtle they/them]

I voted for @Archer. Granted. You get a vote for @i am a Fishy

 

i wish for a curse with no boon.

Edited August 20, 2020 by turtle

[I Am A Fish he/him]

24 minutes ago, turtle said:

I voted for @Archer. Granted. You get a vote for @i am a Fishy

 

i wish for a curse with no boon.

Granted, you cease to exist.

I wish for a friend.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. They are a bird.

I wish to feel great every day.

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 hours ago, I Am A Fish said:

Granted, you cease to exist.

I wish for a friend.

but that was their boon

[Condensation she/her]

Well I twisted it. They are a fish, and birds eat fish.

Will you grant my wish?

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. You feel great, incredibly great. So great in fact that everyone else's lives seem to pale in comparison. Such sad lives. Seeing everyone not feeling as great as you makes you feel incredibly sad by the end of the day. Don't worry though, you'll feel great again each morning so this process cycles.

I wish for world peace.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. However, other worlds have decided to interfere, so there is now an interstellar war.

I wish for my own laptop.

[Enter a username]

Granted. It comes with a HUGE crack in the screen.

I wish for Radiance

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. It comes with a HUGE crack in the head.

I wish I could go to sleep on command.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

10 hours ago, Condensation said:

Granted. It comes with a HUGE crack in the head.

I wish I could go to sleep on command.

Granted, but you never wake up

I wish for another fish on the shard. 

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. They're a shark.

I wish that I could meet Channelknight Fadran and DramaQueen.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Granted. They're a shark.

I wish that I could meet Channelknight Fadran and DramaQueen.

Granted, you meet them on the shard.

I wish for a crouton.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. It tastes like dirt.

I wish for Rhythm of War early.