NameIess Posted July 28, 2020 Report Share Posted July 28, 2020 On 7/25/2020 at 5:08 PM, Enter a username said: What about your wish? I forgot was attempting to empathize with other people that do not have the presence of mind that I have. toooooooooooooooootally. I wish for a million rupies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 Congratulations! You get 1,000,000 Indonesian Rupiah, worth about 70 USD I'll be nice and give you Indian rupees instead - about $13,000. However, you cannot purchase anything for yourself with your own money, or allow anyone else to purchase something for you with your money. I wish for the ability to learn any musical instrument instantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 Granted, but you are now deaf. You will never hear the melodies you play. I wish for a fedora. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for a fedora. Granted. You now own a fedora. As your bane, you now have a flat-cap permanently stuck to your head, and you cannot wear any other type of hat. I wish for an awesome flatcap. Edited July 29, 2020 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 You get an awesome flatcap (similar to the one I'm wearing in my profile pic). Your hair is also constantly on fire, á la the burning bush. Anything besides you that touches the fire gets burned. I want a sentient taco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, FriarFritz said: I want a sentient taco. Granted. And you become his servant. I want a new pair of shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 Granted, they are the nicest pair of shoes you’ve ever owned, but they don’t fit. I wish for a Shardblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said: I wish for a Shardblade. Granted. You lose all creativity and originality. I wish for a Minecraft bucket in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 Granted. It's so incredibly massive that you couldn't ever hope to move it an inch. I wish that someone would post on the Zelda thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Enter a username said: I wish that someone would post on the Zelda thread. Granted. Can I have a link? Gettit? A link??? I wish for a link to the Zelda thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted July 29, 2020 Report Share Posted July 29, 2020 (edited) Granted. You now have Link. I wish for a... something. Edited July 29, 2020 by Enter a username 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 Granted, but that something will eat your face unless you feed it octopus. I wish for a Dawnshard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said: I wish for a Dawnshard. Granted. It turns out that Dawnshards require the death of their user. I wish for an Honorblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 Granted. You are now Nameless-son-son-...um, -Named, Truthless of Shinovar. Enjoy being a tool of destruction. I wish for a sombrero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 I knew it! Nameless is me from the past! Granted, but every time you put it on, it dumps salsa onto your head. I wish for hoverboard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted August 1, 2020 Report Share Posted August 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but every time you put it on, it dumps salsa onto your head. I fail to see the problem here. 1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for hoverboard. Granted. You lose your sense of balance entirely. I want a dragon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 On 8/1/2020 at 1:10 PM, FriarFritz said: Granted. You are now Nameless-son-son-...um, -Named, Truthless of Shinovar. Enjoy being a tool of destruction. Aw yeah, I get to be a truthless? the only thing keeping me from disobeying me from my master is a rock and a religion that I don't believe in? Awesome! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 On 8/1/2020 at 0:58 PM, FriarFritz said: I want a dragon. Granted you have yourself a dragon* I wish for fishsticks to be illegal *fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 31 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said: Granted you have yourself a dragon* I wish for fishsticks to be illegal *fly Granted. All sticks of any kind are illegal. I wish for a lot of chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Granted. You are now a dog. I wish for something random 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Granted. You now own a well-educated bandicoot. For your bane, you can no longer smile. I wish for a top hat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 hours ago, FriarFritz said: Granted. You now own a well-educated bandicoot. For your bane, you can no longer smile. I wish for a top hat Granted you get the top selling hat rn I wish for a gerbil to sing me a lullaby every night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 11 hours ago, I Am A Fish said: Granted you get the top selling hat rn I wish for a gerbil to sing me a lullaby every night Granted. It's off-key. I wish for the gift of decisiveness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: Granted. It's off-key.* I wish for the gift of decisiveness. Granted you're very decisive Everyone else is not I wish to bring the orange roughy population back to it's full glory *That was cruel and unusual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 3 hours ago, I Am A Fish said: I wish to bring the orange roughy population back to it's full glory Granted. The clownfish species are now completely extinct. I wish for a quilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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