Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I wish for a Dawnshard. 

Granted. It turns out that Dawnshards require the death of their user.

 

I wish for an Honorblade.

[FriarFritz]

Granted. You are now Nameless-son-son-...um, -Named, Truthless of Shinovar. Enjoy being a tool of destruction.

I wish for a sombrero.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

I knew it! Nameless is me from the past! 

Granted, but every time you put it on, it dumps salsa onto your head.

I wish for hoverboard.

[FriarFritz]

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but every time you put it on, it dumps salsa onto your head.

I fail to see the problem here.

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for hoverboard.

Granted. You lose your sense of balance entirely. 

I want a dragon.

[NameIess]

On 8/1/2020 at 1:10 PM, FriarFritz said:

Granted. You are now Nameless-son-son-...um, -Named, Truthless of Shinovar. Enjoy being a tool of destruction.

Aw yeah, I get to be a truthless? the only thing keeping me from disobeying me from my master is a rock and a religion that I don't believe in? Awesome!

[I Am A Fish he/him]

On 8/1/2020 at 0:58 PM, FriarFritz said:

I want a dragon.

Granted you have yourself a dragon*

I wish for fishsticks to be illegal

 

*fly

[FriarFritz]

31 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said:

Granted you have yourself a dragon*

I wish for fishsticks to be illegal

 

*fly

Granted. All sticks of any kind are illegal.

I wish for a lot of chocolate.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You are now a dog.

I wish for something random

[FriarFritz]

Granted. You now own a well-educated bandicoot. For your bane, you can no longer smile.

I wish for a top hat 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

4 hours ago, FriarFritz said:

Granted. You now own a well-educated bandicoot. For your bane, you can no longer smile.

I wish for a top hat 

Granted you get the top selling hat rn

I wish for a gerbil to sing me a lullaby every night

[Channelknight Fadran]

11 hours ago, I Am A Fish said:

Granted you get the top selling hat rn

I wish for a gerbil to sing me a lullaby every night

Granted. It's off-key.

I wish for the gift of decisiveness.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted. It's off-key.*

I wish for the gift of decisiveness.

Granted you're very decisive

Everyone else is not

 

I wish to bring the orange roughy population back to it's full glory 

 

*That was cruel and unusual

[Mat he/him]

3 hours ago, I Am A Fish said:

I wish to bring the orange roughy population back to it's full glory 

Granted. The clownfish species are now completely extinct.

I wish for a quilt.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, Matrim's Dice said:

Granted. The clownfish species are now completely extinct.

I wish for a quilt.

Granted, it's made from kuiil

I wish for an expansion to my fish cult.

[Mat he/him]

1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said:

Granted, it's made from kuiil

I wish for an expansion to my fish cult.

Granted, I posted there. The curse? Well, you'll see when you get there.

I wish for a ballpoint pen.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 hour ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Granted, I posted there. The curse? Well, you'll see when you get there.

I wish for a ballpoint pen.

Granted. Unfortunately, you can't uncap it to get a sword, and it's kinda dry.

I wish for a best friend.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

10 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted. Unfortunately, you can't uncap it to get a sword, and it's kinda dry.

I wish for a best friend.

Granted. Your bane is that it's me.

I wish for some fettuccine alfredo.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

Granted. Your bane is that it's me.

Hm? I thought that the Nightwatcher didn't give unconditional boons.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

13 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Hm? I thought that the Nightwatcher didn't give unconditional boons.

???

[Enter a username]

12 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

I wish for some fettuccine alfredo.

Granted. There's so much that if you were to eat even the tiniest portion of it, it would overload your stomach and it would violently return the way it came in. Oh, and if you stop eating for any reason, you instantly collapse in unbearable agony.

I wish for Allomancy and Feruchemy- and all of both.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Enter a username said:

Granted. There's so much that if you were to eat even the tiniest portion of it, it would overload your stomach and it would violently return the way it came in. Oh, and if you stop eating for any reason, you instantly collapse in unbearable agony.

Well, shoot, I've already eaten almost all of my alfredo. Now I'm scared.

[FriarFritz]

2 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. There's so much that if you were to eat even the tiniest portion of it, it would overload your stomach and it would violently return the way it came in. Oh, and if you stop eating for any reason, you instantly collapse in unbearable agony.

I wish for Allomancy and Feruchemy- and all of both.

Granted - through Hemalurgy. You have so many spikes that any two-bit Soother or Rioter can control you effortlessly.

I wish for a llama.

[Channelknight Fadran]

11 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

???

I didn't know that the Nightwatcher gave boons without giving banes.

[Enter a username]

3 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

Granted - through Hemalurgy.

I left that open intentionally.

3 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

I wish for a llama.

Granted. It's perpetually wrathful at you, enough that it wants you dead.

I wish for the ability to safely remove my spikes.

Edited August 5, 2020 by Enter a username

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

4 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I didn't know that the Nightwatcher gave boons without giving banes.

There... was a bane. I am now your best friend. You will have to deal with my annoyingness for the rest of your life time on the Shard.