danex Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 Granted, you can now think of names. Only names. Proper nouns are the only things you can think or say. i wish for a genie so I can make wishes without banes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkfinder Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 Granted the genie can only grant useless wishes and you can only wish once. I wish for every book to ever exist and the ability to read all the books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 (edited) Granted. Unfortunately. You are in a 5ft x 5ft x 5ft room, so you get suffocated by all the books. I wish for a unspiked cookie that is not in the mouth of any deadly animal. Edited July 10, 2020 by Kings_way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 (edited) Granted. A poisoned cookie appears in your stomach. I wish for a bead of Lerasium Edited July 10, 2020 by Enter a username 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 Granted. A feruchemist used it as a metalmind, so you can't burn it. I wish for an antidote to the cookie poison that doesn't have any negative side affects and is easily accessible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Kings_way said: I wish for an antidote to the cookie poison that doesn't have any negative side affects and is easily accessible. Granted, the antidote is right there in front of you, in a tiny stoppered bottle on a quaint little table. There's even a cute little tag that in a delightful cursive script says Antidote. Unfortunately for you, your bane is that your arms have been replaced with stalks of broccoli. Try as you might, you can't remove the stopper from the bottle with your broccoli arms. But as you are in your dying throes, you kick the table and the bottle tumbles just right so that the stopper is dislodged and the vital antidote trickles into your mouth. And as a further silver lining, you are able to pose your broccoli arms in the most alluring fashion, so much so that you soon become "The guy" anytime anyone wants to shoot professional pictures of broccoli. I wish that I could control the passage of time with my wristwatch. Edited July 11, 2020 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish that I could control the passage of time with my wristwatch. The Nightwatcher smiles bitterly and says “I am sorry child, but that sort of power is beyond even me. You may however, have this really cool cuckoo clock that I found at a swap meet. Your bane is to always hear it chime on the hour, no matter how far away you are.” At that moment the clock chimes in a super annoying clicking sound that lasts for a solid 20 seconds. I wish for a really good sandwich. Edited July 11, 2020 by Danex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkfinder Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted you get the best sandwich ever as your curse you can no longer eat anything else due to how tasteless and disgusting they seem. I wish for human caused extinctions to stop happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Darkfinder said: I wish for human caused extinctions to stop happening. Granted, humans go extinct due to turtles. (Don’t ask). I wish for a bane that is completely unrelated to my wish. Edited July 11, 2020 by Danex also, yes, apparently in my canon the nightwatcher can’t allow manipulation of time but the extinction of humanity is done in like, a sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Danex said: Granted, humans go extinct due to turtles. (Don’t ask). I wish for a bane that is completely unrelated to my wish. Granted, your bane is the song Pink Fluffy Unicorns (Dancing on Rainbows) I wish for life to be like a musical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkfinder Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted but the musical is terrible I wish for the world to be ruled by snakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Darkfinder said: Granted but the musical is terrible I wish for the world to be ruled by snakes. Granted. All snakes changed into other animals and now no one rules the world. I wish I could meet you all IRL one day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Emi said: Granted. All snakes changed into other animals and now no one rules the world. I wish I could meet you all IRL one day Granted. Half of us are psychopathic murderers. I wish for you to take a cookie Edited July 11, 2020 by Kings_way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted. You must also take 1. I wish for your nachos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 I already did. Granted. They are just like the cookies Spoiler By that I mean they are spiked. I wish for an Aviar bonded to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted. The aviar hates you. I wish for brandon to complete all cosmere books within the next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for brandon to complete all cosmere books within the next year. They are bad quality. I wish ability to change into an animal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted. You are now stuck as an animal. I wish for the said cosmere books to become good quality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted. Only one was published and you can't afford it or borrow it from anyone. I wish to really become a Lightweaver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Just now, RadiantDramaQueen said: Granted. Only one was published and you can't afford it or borrow it from anyone. I wish to really become a Lightweaver. Granted. You immediately break your oaths and kill your spren. I wish for an honorblade and an infinite amount of stormlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Just now, Kings_way said: Granted. You immediately break your oaths and kill your spren. I wish for an honorblade and an infinite amount of stormlight. Granted. You are unable to access said stormlight. I wish for world peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted. Did you know that there was not a major war for almost 1,000 years during the Lord Ruler's reign? I wish for a pet dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 10 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for a pet dog. Granted. Your new pet dog comes with a name, Cerebus. He eats three times as much food as other dogs, and the mailman no longer delivers to your house. But you also get three times as many kisses from your pooch than other people get from their dogs. I wish for something round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 40 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish for something round. Granted. A huge meteorite is falling towards you right now! I wish for faster internet connection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 17 minutes ago, Zennix said: Granted. A huge meteorite is falling towards you right now! I wish for faster internet connection. Great, I just have time to grant your boon/bane. You get lightning fast internet, but your home network doesn't support it. So you have to use your phone as a mobile hotspot until you get the 1000 dollars you need to upgrade your wireless gateway/router. I wish that the meteorite that is heading towards me burns up in the atmosphere, leaving a tiny piece of meteor that I can turn into a necklace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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