DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Second Post said: Granted, the Nightwatcher gives you a large gun that shoots clocks. Your bane is to be forever misunderstood in a similar way. I wish for a 10 pc. chicken nugget with 11 pieces. Granted, your bane is that all of the nuggets are 1/4 the size they would be normally. I wish for infinite tickets to infinite Broadway shows that will happen.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 8 hours ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: I wish for infinite tickets to infinite Broadway shows that will happen. Granted. All the singing is muffled because they have to sing through face masks. Even Audrey 5 in little shop of horrors has to wear a mask, but it's the sign of our times. The only one who can get away with a partial mask is the Phantom of the Opera. I wish for hair like Yanni. Spoiler
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Granted, you have luscious hair like no other. Your bane is that you are now allergic to grapes. I wish for the ability to sleep at NormalHumanHours:tm:
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, The Second Post said: Granted, you have luscious hair like no other. Your bane is that you are now allergic to grapes. I wish for the ability to sleep at NormalHumanHours:tm: Granted. There is no such thing as NormalHumanHours:tm: so you end up sleeping during even stranger hours than before. Similarly to yours, I wish for a full 8 hours of sleep with no interruptions. (Last night our smoke alarm went off for no reason at 4am...)
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: Similarly to yours, I wish for a full 8 hours of sleep with no interruptions. (Last night our smoke alarm went off for no reason at 4am...) Every night you get 8 perfect hours of sleep in your new home, the belly of a whale. Thankfully Monstro hasn't installed any smoke detectors. I wish for a magical keytar.
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Granted, however, the Nightwatcher is uncultured and doesn’t know what a keytar is. She instead gives you a guitar that somehow acts like a key and can open any door that requires a traditional key to unlock. Your bane is that anytime you encounter such a door it locks itself, meaning you have to carry your Key-tar everywhere. I wish for the ability to know what memes will be trending the day before they become popular. 1
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, The Second Post said: I wish for the ability to know what memes will be trending the day before they become popular. The Nightwatcher looks at you and sadly shakes her head. "You realize that I hold the powers of creation in my hands, and can spin from them anything that can but be imagined. And you wish for this?" The Nightwatcher waves a luminous green tentacle before your eyes and your vision goes dark. The next thing you know, you are in the subteranean concrete spun basement of the Utility Meme Research Center in Goandong China. You are the official Communist Party Representative in charge of Meme research and Development. At your disposal are the most sophisticated computing machines the world has ever known, vast arrays of neural networks crunch numbers and run simulations so that you and your team of 10,000 workers can perpetually be in front of theMeme curve. Unfortunately if you fail to be the first to come out with a new cat meme (your team's area of specialization) you will be killed. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: The Nightwatcher looks at you and sadly shakes her head. "You realize that I hold the powers of creation in my hands, and can spin from them anything that can but be imagined. And you wish for this?" The Nightwatcher waves a luminous green tentacle before your eyes and your vision goes dark. The next thing you know, you are in the subteranean concrete spun basement of the Utility Meme Research Center in Goandong China. You are the official Communist Party Representative in charge of Meme research and Development. At your disposal are the most sophisticated computing machines the world has ever known, vast arrays of neural networks crunch numbers and run simulations so that you and your team of 10,000 workers can perpetually be in front of theMeme curve. Unfortunately if you fail to be the first to come out with a new cat meme (your team's area of specialization) you will be killed. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. THAT IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO BEEEEE Sorry about that. Granted, but you now have that jingle stuck in your head for all of eternity. I wish for all of Hoid's knowledge. 1
Shard of Reading he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Granted. You can't use it in any way, or share it I wish I could get a good book I have never read before.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted. You can't use it in any way, or share it I wish I could get a good book I have never read before. Granted. It is only the first of a really good series, and you have no way to get the other books, but it is the best book that you have ever read and it left you on a huge cliffhanger. I wish to be able to use Hoid's knowledge that I have without any bane affecting the knowledge.
Emi she/her Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, RadiantDramaQueen said: Granted. It is only the first of a really good series, and you have no way to get the other books, but it is the best book that you have ever read and it left you on a huge cliffhanger. I wish to be able to use Hoid's knowledge that I have without any bane affecting the knowledge. Ok, but you don't live in Cosmere and Hoid knows everything only about Cosmere. In addition your bane is that you're paralize for ever. I wish to have enough skill to beat the hardest boss in Hollow Knight.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, Emi said: Ok, but you don't live in Cosmere and Hoid knows everything only about Cosmere. In addition your bane is that you're paralize for ever. I wish to have enough skill to beat the hardest boss in Hollow Knight. Granted, but you no longer have any way to access the game. I wish to be healed of my paralysis.
Emi she/her Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, RadiantDramaQueen said: Granted, but you no longer have any way to access the game. I wish to be healed of my paralysis. Well, if I have enough skills I can play different games similar to Hollow Knight. You are healed, but you lose all Hoid's knowledge I wish for a hot weather
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Emi said: Well, if I have enough skills I can play different games similar to Hollow Knight. You are healed, but you lose all Hoid's knowledge I wish for a hot weather Granted. You get horribly sunburnt and skin cancer. I wish for a good tan.
Emi she/her Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, RadiantDramaQueen said: Granted. You get horribly sunburnt and skin cancer. I wish for a good tan. Granted. But you got skin cancer too. I wish for a cure for cancer. ( @RadiantDramaQueen don't give me big bane as I'm trying to save us both)
dannnex male Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: Granted. It is only the first of a really good series, and you have no way to get the other books, but it is the best book that you have ever read and it left you on a huge cliffhanger. Cough Rithmatist Cough 11 minutes ago, Emi said: I wish for a hot weather Granted, you now live in a perpetual bubble of 114 degrees Fahrenheit. Your bane is that you now live in a bubble of 114 degrees Fahrenheit. I wish for some breakfast. Edit: lol ima idiot, didn’t realize there was a whole other page *facepalm* Edited July 13, 2020 by The Second Post Dum dum
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Emi said: Granted. But you got skin cancer too. I wish for a cure for cancer. ( @RadiantDramaQueen don't give me big bane as I'm trying to save us both) Granted, but it doesn't work for you because you are already dead. I wish for a friend!
Emi she/her Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 1 minute ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: Granted, but it doesn't work for you because you are already dead. I wish for a friend! Hello, I'm your friend. But I'm dead as someone killed me. I wish to be alive
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, Emi said: Hello, I'm your friend. But I'm dead as someone killed me. I wish to be alive Granted, but you now have to be friends with me. 3 minutes ago, The Second Post said: Cough Rithmatist Cough Granted, you now live in a perpetual bubble of 114 degrees Fahrenheit. Your bane is that you now live in a bubble of 114 degrees Fahrenheit. I wish for some breakfast. Edit: lol ima idiot, didn’t realize there was a whole other page *facepalm* Granted, but you don't get to eat it I wish to be less annoying.
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 2 hours ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: I wish to be less annoying. The Nightwatcher gives you a hug and says, "Don't worry about it, you're great, really you are. Quit being so hard on yourself". You walk away from the glade feeling much better, when, with a slight shock, you turn around and shout, "Wait! What's my bane?". "I've given you an Epiphany. Everyone else is annoying." I wish I could save time in a bottle.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: The Nightwatcher gives you a hug and says, "Don't worry about it, you're great, really you are. Quit being so hard on yourself". You walk away from the glade feeling much better, when, with a slight shock, you turn around and shout, "Wait! What's my bane?". "I've given you an Epiphany. Everyone else is annoying." I wish I could save time in a bottle. Granted. You can't open the bottle. I wish to know the secret to true happiness. Edited July 13, 2020 by RadiantDramaQueen Adding a wish, sorry.
DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 25 minutes ago, Enter a username said: What do you wish for? Sorry about that, I edited my original post.
Enter a username Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Ah. Ok. Granted. You now know the secret to true happiness, but you don't understand said secret. I wish to be a Mistborn and a Full Feruchemist, except for Feruchemical atium. (we need a better name for Full Feruchemist.)
dannnex male Posted July 14, 2020 Posted July 14, 2020 21 hours ago, Enter a username said: I wish to be a Mistborn and a Full Feruchemist, except for Feruchemical atium. Granted, but in order for the nightwatcher to preform this much magic on your spirit web she has to nearly shatter it, leaving you completely insane. 21 hours ago, Enter a username said: (we need a better name for Full Feruchemist.) You could call them Keepers after the order that they all belonged to. (I think they were called keepers, not sure) I wish to win the new game of Nomic
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