ShrubSeph Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 (edited) Granted. That small piece hits you at 64,000,0005 mph. Your bane is that you get turned into a chicken right before you get hit. 15 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Unfortunately for you, your bane is that your arms have been replaced with stalks of broccoli. I wish for my broccoli arms to turn back into normal arms. They make it really hard to type. Edited July 11, 2020 by Kings_way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted. You now have broccoli legs, instead. I wish for something useful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 23 hours ago, Kings_way said: Granted. A feruchemist used it as a metalmind, so you can't burn it. You can burn other people's metalminds, you just can't access the Feruchemical charges stored in them. Also, granted. You now have inverted vision. (so blue becomes orange, black becomes white, etc.) I wish for perfect knowledge of all Cosmere magic systems, without loss of the knowledge I already have, or inability to gain new information. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 Granted. You cannot share this inforation in any way, including 17th shard. I wish for awesomeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 On 7/9/2020 at 10:24 AM, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Your bane is that you now have Thaylen eyebrows, but I really don't see that being a problem for you... Sweet, two boons! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Kings_way said: I wish for awesomeness. Granted. Just like Lift you can slick your body so that you can slide frictionlessly on your knees, squeeze effortlessly through narrow spaces, and generally make it impossible for anyone to grab you. Unfortunately, this process works differently for you, you can't convert food into stormlight powered awesomeness, you have to use secreted mucus instead, kind of like a human slug. After using your awesome slug powers to fight crime and help the downtrodden you become a folk hero, and people lovingly refer to you as Greaesed Lightning Slug, so it's still pretty cool. I wish I could gain super powers by napping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 Granted. You never wake up. I wish to no longer be allergic to cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkfinder Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish to no longer be allergic to cats. Granted you are now allergic to every other animal. I wish to be a double gold twinborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 Granted. The price for gold skyrockets. I wish for no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 37 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted. The price for gold skyrockets. I wish for no bane. The nightwatcher looks confused. Cultivation appears and pats there head "Granted" she says, and sends you away. I wish for my bane to be written in binary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 49 minutes ago, Kings_way said: I wish for my bane to be written in binary Granted. Your bane is spoilered below, and here is a handy binary to Ascii conversion tool. Spoiler 01001111 01001011 00101100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000010 01000001 01001110 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01001000 01000101 01000001 01000100 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001110 01001111 01010111 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01010101 01010000 01010011 01001001 01000100 01000101 00100000 01000100 01001111 01010111 01001110 00101110 00100000 01010111 01001000 01000101 01001110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000111 01010010 01001111 01010111 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000010 01000101 01000001 01010010 01000100 00100000 01001001 01010100 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001111 01001011 01010011 00100000 01001100 01001001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000110 01010101 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001000 01000101 01000001 01000100 00100000 01001111 01000110 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001001 01010010 00101110 I wish for a time gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 Granted, the Nightwatcher gives you a large gun that shoots clocks. Your bane is to be forever misunderstood in a similar way. I wish for a 10 pc. chicken nugget with 11 pieces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, The Second Post said: Granted, the Nightwatcher gives you a large gun that shoots clocks. Your bane is to be forever misunderstood in a similar way. I wish for a 10 pc. chicken nugget with 11 pieces. Granted, your bane is that all of the nuggets are 1/4 the size they would be normally. I wish for infinite tickets to infinite Broadway shows that will happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 8 hours ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: I wish for infinite tickets to infinite Broadway shows that will happen. Granted. All the singing is muffled because they have to sing through face masks. Even Audrey 5 in little shop of horrors has to wear a mask, but it's the sign of our times. The only one who can get away with a partial mask is the Phantom of the Opera. I wish for hair like Yanni. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Granted, you have luscious hair like no other. Your bane is that you are now allergic to grapes. I wish for the ability to sleep at NormalHumanHours:tm: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, The Second Post said: Granted, you have luscious hair like no other. Your bane is that you are now allergic to grapes. I wish for the ability to sleep at NormalHumanHours:tm: Granted. There is no such thing as NormalHumanHours:tm: so you end up sleeping during even stranger hours than before. Similarly to yours, I wish for a full 8 hours of sleep with no interruptions. (Last night our smoke alarm went off for no reason at 4am...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, RadiantDramaQueen said: Similarly to yours, I wish for a full 8 hours of sleep with no interruptions. (Last night our smoke alarm went off for no reason at 4am...) Every night you get 8 perfect hours of sleep in your new home, the belly of a whale. Thankfully Monstro hasn't installed any smoke detectors. I wish for a magical keytar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Granted, however, the Nightwatcher is uncultured and doesn’t know what a keytar is. She instead gives you a guitar that somehow acts like a key and can open any door that requires a traditional key to unlock. Your bane is that anytime you encounter such a door it locks itself, meaning you have to carry your Key-tar everywhere. I wish for the ability to know what memes will be trending the day before they become popular. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 8 minutes ago, The Second Post said: I wish for the ability to know what memes will be trending the day before they become popular. The Nightwatcher looks at you and sadly shakes her head. "You realize that I hold the powers of creation in my hands, and can spin from them anything that can but be imagined. And you wish for this?" The Nightwatcher waves a luminous green tentacle before your eyes and your vision goes dark. The next thing you know, you are in the subteranean concrete spun basement of the Utility Meme Research Center in Goandong China. You are the official Communist Party Representative in charge of Meme research and Development. At your disposal are the most sophisticated computing machines the world has ever known, vast arrays of neural networks crunch numbers and run simulations so that you and your team of 10,000 workers can perpetually be in front of theMeme curve. Unfortunately if you fail to be the first to come out with a new cat meme (your team's area of specialization) you will be killed. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: The Nightwatcher looks at you and sadly shakes her head. "You realize that I hold the powers of creation in my hands, and can spin from them anything that can but be imagined. And you wish for this?" The Nightwatcher waves a luminous green tentacle before your eyes and your vision goes dark. The next thing you know, you are in the subteranean concrete spun basement of the Utility Meme Research Center in Goandong China. You are the official Communist Party Representative in charge of Meme research and Development. At your disposal are the most sophisticated computing machines the world has ever known, vast arrays of neural networks crunch numbers and run simulations so that you and your team of 10,000 workers can perpetually be in front of theMeme curve. Unfortunately if you fail to be the first to come out with a new cat meme (your team's area of specialization) you will be killed. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. THAT IS WHAT I'D TRULY LIKE TO BEEEEE Sorry about that. Granted, but you now have that jingle stuck in your head for all of eternity. I wish for all of Hoid's knowledge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Granted. You can't use it in any way, or share it I wish I could get a good book I have never read before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted. You can't use it in any way, or share it I wish I could get a good book I have never read before. Granted. It is only the first of a really good series, and you have no way to get the other books, but it is the best book that you have ever read and it left you on a huge cliffhanger. I wish to be able to use Hoid's knowledge that I have without any bane affecting the knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, RadiantDramaQueen said: Granted. It is only the first of a really good series, and you have no way to get the other books, but it is the best book that you have ever read and it left you on a huge cliffhanger. I wish to be able to use Hoid's knowledge that I have without any bane affecting the knowledge. Ok, but you don't live in Cosmere and Hoid knows everything only about Cosmere. In addition your bane is that you're paralize for ever. I wish to have enough skill to beat the hardest boss in Hollow Knight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, Emi said: Ok, but you don't live in Cosmere and Hoid knows everything only about Cosmere. In addition your bane is that you're paralize for ever. I wish to have enough skill to beat the hardest boss in Hollow Knight. Granted, but you no longer have any way to access the game. I wish to be healed of my paralysis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 Just now, RadiantDramaQueen said: Granted, but you no longer have any way to access the game. I wish to be healed of my paralysis. Well, if I have enough skills I can play different games similar to Hollow Knight. You are healed, but you lose all Hoid's knowledge I wish for a hot weather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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