Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 minute ago, DramaQueen said:

There... was a bane. I am now your best friend. You will have to deal with my annoyingness for the rest of your life time on the Shard.

Oooh. That's a bane.

I didn't know that was a bane.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Oooh. That's a bane.

I didn't know that was a bane.

Obviously it's a bane, what do you think I am? Some kind of great best friend or something?

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

Obviously it's a bane, what do you think I am? Some kind of great best friend or something?

I... yes. That's exactly what I thought. And still think, in fact.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

I... yes. That's exactly what I thought. And still think, in fact.

mwahahahaha

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahah!!!

Haahahaaahahaha!

*Cackles maniacally for half an hour straight*

My plan is working.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

*cough cough stop cough flirting cough cough*

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 minute ago, Negative_Null said:

*cough cough stop cough flirting cough cough*

Sir. What? Would you like a cough drop, Dolores?

[Negative_Null They/Them]

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I'm ashamed to say that took me a second

You heard me very well, although it wasn't quite as much for you

[Scarletfox]

54 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

I wish for the ability to safely remove my spikes.

define safely....

Granted. However you're body will never heal when the spikes are gone, so you will feel the pain and be covered in holes for the rest of your life.

I wish for wisdom.

Edited August 5, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Enter a username]

4 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted. However you're body will never heal when the spikes are gone, so you will feel the pain and be covered in holes for the rest of your life.

Feruchemical gold!!!

5 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

I wish for wisdom.

Granted, however the information overload leaves you incapacitated until the end of eternity. (Or your death. Whichever comes first.)

I wish for my devices' batteries to stay charged forever.

[Scarletfox]

Just now, Enter a username said:

I wish for my devices' batteries to stay charged forever.

Granted. They will eternally be charged at by large angry bulls.

I wish for a slice of chocolate cheese cake.

[Mat he/him]

10 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted. They will eternally be charged at by large angry bulls.

I wish for a slice of chocolate cheese cake.

Granted. The slice you receive is a chocolate cake with cheese slices in between the layers instead of frosting.

You should have left out the space.

I wish for a Scarlet Fox.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. The fox that was delivered to you has one sole goal: to destroy every item of significance that you own.

I wish for a new iphone 8.

[Enter a username]

Granted. It's new. It's so new, in fact, that it isn't even assembled yet. It's only raw materials.

I wish for the ability to teleport.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. While you can do it at any time, your teleportation has limits: you can only teleport into Russian mob meetings.

I wish for the ability to fly.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Fly you can. However, birds and insects are attracted to your face.

I wish for amazing Super Smash Bros skills

[FriarFritz]

Granted. Unfortunately, these skills only come into effect while playing Meta Knight on Brawl, so you will be hated by all honest Smash players.

I wish for an unlimited supply of tacos.

[Scarletfox]

4 minutes ago, FriarFritz said:

I wish for an unlimited supply of tacos.

Granted. They're filled only with cilantro

I wish for some delicious french fries.

[Channelknight Fadran]

4 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted. They're filled only with cilantro

I wish for some delicious french fries.

Granted. However, you soon get addicted, and contract with type two diabetes.

I wish for some Garden Salsa sun chips.

[Scarletfox]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

I wish for some Garden Salsa sun chips.

Granted. The sun chips were innocently hemalurgically spiked. Don't ask me how.

I wish for accurate drawing skills.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

5 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted. The sun chips were innocently hemalurgically spiked. Don't ask me how.

I wish for accurate drawing skills.

Granted, you can accurately draw anything you can see

You can't see

I wish for a soul

[Scarletfox]

Granted. That is your boon.

I wish for a puppy

 

Edited August 5, 2020 by Scarletfox

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Granted it needs to be put down*

 

I wish for cleansing from my heinous deed 

 

*this is painful for me to write

[Scarletfox]

Granted. You must soak in syrup for two hours to be cleansed.

I wish for a shardblade.

Edited August 5, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Granted. You can hear it scream.

 

That was unnecessarily gothic.

 

I wish for people to forget about all the embarrassing things I've done

[FriarFritz]

Granted. No one remembers you at all.

I wish for a job.