Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Scarletfox]

3 minutes ago, Frustration said:

I wish for a(almost said cookie there but I know better) donut.

Granted. It is mysteriously hermalurgically spiked.

I wish to safely go to space.

[Frustration]

1 minute ago, Scarletfox said:

I wish to safely go to space.

Granted (never asked for a way home)

You are now 3feet shorter.

I wish for soup

Edited August 10, 2020 by Frustration

[Scarletfox]

Granted. It causes amnesia.

I wish for a cup of pure water.

[Frustration]

2 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

I wish for a cup of pure water.

Granted, 

You trip on your way out and kill Brandon.

[Scarletfox]

18 hours ago, Frustration said:

Granted, 

You trip on your way out and kill Brandon

What’s your wish?

[Frustration]

36 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

What’s your wish?

Ack.

Uhm

I wish for a wish I guess.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. When you use your wish, one of your family members will die. (Apologies, my friend)

I wish for a a Taco Bell grilled cheese burrito box.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. It will always refill but will taste like cardboard and give you about as much nutrition/satisfaction.

I wish for a delicious Oreo dessert pizza that regenerates and I can eat with few to no repercussions.(trying to get out of it, it won't work)

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Granted, every for bite eaten, someone in your family dies.

I wish for a worm

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Granted, but there’s a catch. Literally. It’s you.

I wish for some low-hanging fruit.

 

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3 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

I wish for some low-hanging fruit.

Granted. It's hanging in the deepest hole on Earth

I wish for my bane to be a boon.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. You get The Bane(gregor the overlander), he's now your bane, and he's helpful or beneficial, but only when he's a baby. Rats grow FAST!

I wish for my Latin homework to be done.

Edited August 11, 2020 by Condensation

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. It’s done incorrectly. Valē.

I wish for the ability to count past ten in Latin.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Granted. Your bane is that now you know a bunch of useless words in a dead language.

I wish for a spare moment

[Condensation she/her]

granted, you now have all spare moments and nothing to do.

I wish for more time on 17th Shard where people are on.

[Scarletfox]

Granted, but you can never post again.

I wish for a Chick-Fil-A Mac and Cheese.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, but they did something wrong and now it tastes like a McDonalds burger.

I wish for my crush to like me back.

[Scarletfox]

Granted, but they will never admit it.

I wish for a McDonalds burger and fries. (No I'm not insane, just hungry)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, you can never get which way to turn something right on your first try (This includes keys, lids, doorknobs (the circular kind), screwdrivers, and many other objects) even if someone tells you the right direction to twist

 

i wish people would stop twisting peoples words as their bane and reread that (baxyl?) interlude in WoK where someone is helping Ash and talking about the Nightwatcher 

EDIT: Ninja’d but it doesn’t matter because the bane is unrelated to the boon 

Edited August 12, 2020 by The Last Post

[FriarFritz]

Granted. You have a big bald spot in the middle of your head.

I wish for a good work ethic.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Granted, the first time you walk outside for the day, the days newspaper is thrown at your head and you cannot dodge

i wish to know why i’m lying on the floor

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. You now cannot get up, so you have a reason!

I wish for endless time in which I can do 17th Shard.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. You now live in the 17th Shard for all eternity. Some day there will be no more books, no more users, no more discussions but you'll still be here, enjoying your time. On the bright side, that means some day you'll be basically a mod, just without anyone to ban.

I wish for some sour cream chips.

[dannnex male]

Granted, a bag appears in front of you. 
Your bane is one of your thumbnails grows 3 inches. 
 

I wish for a genie lamp

Edited August 13, 2020 by Danex

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, but the genie is in an eternal sleep that can only be broken by true love's kiss. Before you can kiss them, though, you have to get in the lamp. good luck!

I wish to be an amazing writer whose books everyone loves.