Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[FriarFritz]

Granted. You always have to sneeze, but you never can.

I wish that I could figure out adulting.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted, but you'll never actually be an adult.

I wish that I could sneeze 

[Scarletfox]

 

21 hours ago, The Last Post said:

bane is unrelated to the boon 

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"She gives what she feels you deserve, then gives you a curse to go along with it. Sometimes related, sometimes not.” - Av (this is from the interlude in WoK)

Granted. You will never stop sneezing, ever.

I wish for a pet fox.

Edited August 13, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Channelknight Fadran]

Just now, Scarletfox said:

Granted. You will never stop sneezing, ever.

I wish for a pet fox.

Granted. You are now your own pet.

I wish for portable, working, self-sustaining Air Conditioning.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. Portable is an interesting word. It is indeed portable, however it is three-hundred pounds, and you must carry it everywhere you go.

I wish for another McDonalds hamburger and fries.

Edited August 13, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. It is delicious, but you can't ever finish a meal again.

I wish I could stop sneezing.

[+Doomstick he/him]

10 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

 

Granted. You will never stop sneezing, ever.

I wish for a pet fox.

True, but I was commenting on the irrelevancy of the ninja

[Scarletfox]

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

I wish I could stop sneezing.

Granted. You always have to sneeze, but you never can.

I wish for a good book that I haven't read.

[Condensation she/her]

Double post! Just hide one.

I wish that I could sneeze and stop sneezing at will.

[Scarletfox]

4 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Double post! Just hide one.

Oh, thanks! It must of been a glitch

3 minutes ago, Condensation said:

I wish that I could sneeze and stop sneezing at will.

I am laughing so hard right now at the sneezes!!

Granted. You always feel like sneezing, but when you do, you sneeze fire (no you're not immune to it either).

I wish for a hot cup of chocolate tea.

[Condensation she/her]

so my nose is burned?

Granted. The chocolate tea is scalding and burns the roof of your mouth.

I wish that I sneezed pure oxygen instead of fire.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. You will always sneeze pure liquid oxygen (which is about 300 hundred degrees fahrenheit [or however you spell that storming name]).

I wish to bath in the river styx safely (if you don't know what it is tell me and I'll change it).

[Condensation she/her]

You spelled bathe wrong.

Granted. Your toenails and fingernails will always be 5 feet long.

I wish to know how to put on makeup well and be able to put on makeup well.

[Vapor she/her]

Granted. You always use fire engine red on your eyebrows.

I wish to not be tired.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. You will always be full of energy. FULL of energy. Like, you drank three cauldrons of coffee.

I wish for one french fry that is delicious.

[Vapor she/her]

Granted. You will forever have to eat at McDonalds at midnight.

I wish to have my dream job.

[revelryintheart she/her]

Granted. You will have to work 70 hours per week.

I wish to speak with animals.

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. They have nothing good to say.

I wish for more wishes.

[Negative_Null They/Them]

Granted. The Nightwatcher will spawn behind you at the most inopportune times for the rest of your life for your wishes 
 

I wish for the ability to filter out kids shows when I don't want to hear them

[Condensation she/her]

Granted. Your family cannot see you.

I wish for my mom to not come home until I'm in bed.

[dannnex male]

Granted. You now have selective hearing when it comes to children’s television. 

Your bane is you are paralyzed in 3 fingers.

...

Granted, she doesn’t come home until you’re in bed. 
Your bane is that you will always really need to go to the bathroom at the most inopportune times. 
 

I wish to never be ninjad again.

Edited August 13, 2020 by Danex
Removed wish cuz ninjad Edit 2: okay guess I’ll answer this one too Edit 3: aaaaand now I need a wish.

[Condensation she/her]

Will you grant my wish, @Danex?

[Enter a username]

17 hours ago, Danex said:

I wish to never be ninjad again.

Granted. You get spiked five seconds later, through the eye, and have to explain to everyone why you have a spike in your eye and how you're still alive.

I wish for Feruchemical speed without Hemalurgy

[Mat he/him]

Granted. First, however, you will be whacked with a baseball bat a good dozen times.

I wish for a formula one racecar

[I Am A Fish he/him]

43 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Granted. First, however, you will be whacked with a baseball bat a good dozen times.

I wish for a formula one racecar

Granted, you however are too young to drive.

By the time you are sixteen the car has been wrecked by raccoons.