Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex]

(What country do you live in?!)

Granted, it ships a book that has the title "ROW" it's about a boat. 

I wish I could re read my favorite books like I did the first time. (So, like have amnesia about it so I don't know whats gonna happen again)

[Enter a username]

Granted. You're now allergic to paper. (It makes your eyes itch horribly.)

I wish for a bead of lerasium.

[Shard of Reading]

Granted. It is stolen by a squirrel as soon as you get it. The plus side is now one of those nature documentaries is following a super squirrel with a weird cloak.

I wish for mistborn powers and a super powered side kick. Preferably a squirrel.

[Honorless]

20 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

I wish for mistborn powers and a super powered side kick. Preferably a squirrel.

Granted, you are a Mistborn with a Mistborn squirrel as a pet. Your bane is that you are in Final Empire era Scadrial.

I wish for perfect recall

[Shard of Reading]

Granted. Now you see the whole world through an inverted color lens. (So every color would like it's exact opposite)

I wish to meet all the sharders in real life.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex]

Granted, but because of Covid, you can't. It's on zoom.

 

I wish I didn't have any ELA assigments

[I Am A Fish]

20 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but because of Covid, you can't. It's on zoom.

 

I wish I didn't have any ELA assigments

Granted,

They're now FLA assignments.

I wish for everyone to revert their profile pics back to normal.

[Experience]

Granted. In just under 10.5 days.

I wish for a cracker.

[Cosmical Existence]

Okay. Here's a cracker for you. *hands Experience a cracker* But you can now no longer hear any sound below the key of high C.

I ask for the ability to be able to communicate with anyone regardless of language or communication barriers. 

[The Awakened Salad]

Granted, but it’s through interpretive dance. 

I wish for a feather. 

[Condensation]

Granted. It makes you sneeze every time you see it.

I have a joke really fast. Which weighs more, a pound of feathers, or a pound of bricks?

I wish for my Pi to not crash.

[Truthless of Shinovar]

Granted, your young Indian man stuck in a boat with live tiger does, in fact, not crash into any whales. Your bane is that everything you say has a double meaning, and people pick up on the meaning you didn’t intend.

I wish for the ability to see everything at its full beauty.

[Condensation]

Granted, it blinds you and you can no longer see anything.

I wish that I could win the day today.

[Scarletfox]

Granted, but you will never again be able to receive reputation.

I wish that I had some pickles. We're out and they make the best reading snack.

[DramaQueen]

22 minutes ago, Scarletfox said:

Granted, but you will never again be able to receive reputation.

I wish that I had some pickles. We're out and they make the best reading snack.

Granted, check the Girls Only! thread!! Your bane is that it's only on the thread...

I wish for a pet cat. I'll be giving an explanation soon, though I don't think one is necessary.

[Turtle]

granted. Your bane is that you were probably expecting a bane but you don't get one.

I wish for a bane with no boon.

Edited September 26, 2020 by turtle

[DramaQueen]

1 minute ago, turtle said:

granted. Your bane is that you were probably expecting a bane but you don't get on.

I wish for a bane with no boon.

The Nightwatcher gives you nothing, as giving you a bane would fulfill your boon, which creates an endless cycle of an incomplete wish, which can only be escaped by giving nothing.

I wish for an eternally living rose.

[Experience]

Granted, but it's covered with spikes and impossible to touch with out cutting yourself.

I wish for someone to make me breakfast. 

[Turtle]

granted, and you get a adorable kitten that loves to cuddle. The only thing is that your cat is allergic to the rose.

 

I wish for a cat that likes playing tag.

Edit: wow so ninja'd

 

 

Edited September 26, 2020 by turtle

[DramaQueen]

Just now, turtle said:

granted, and you get a adorable kitten that loves to cuddle. The only thing is that your cat is allergic to the rose.

 

I wish for a cat that likes playing tag.

Granted, the cat really likes tagging everyone it sees! ...with its claws.

I wish for a potato.

[Experience]

Here, but you can no longer eat anything made with potatoes. 

Spoiler

I wish for more time.

[DramaQueen]

1 minute ago, Experience said:

Here, but you can no longer eat anything made with potatoes. 

 

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I was really hoping you'd say, "Here, but it's in a minefield." You know, in reference to my rank.

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

I wish for more time.

The Nightwatcher gives you a pitying look. "I have made you immortal, and that is bane enough by itself. You have infinite time, like I do. You must watch the human race destroy itself time after time. You must stand alone while those you've grown to love die. You may start a family, but then must watch them age while you remain unchanged. Day by day, year by year, your respect for life diminishes. Everything, it seems, must die. Everything but you." The Nightwatcher turns away so you can't see her tears. "I feel I must apologize to you for what I have done, despite the fact that it was your wish. So, I am sorry. Now go, live your newfound eternal life while you still can appreciate it."

I wish to die of old age in at least 80 years.

[Eluvianii]

Granted. Your lifespan is randomly generated from 80 years from now to infinite. Of course, there is no way to know what you got until you die. 

I wish for a pair of horns, just because. 

[AonEne]

Granted, they molt every day. 

I wish for a puppy. 

[Chasmgoat]

the puppy is dead

I wish for an entire collection of leatherbound Sanderson books