Enter a username Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Condensation said: I wish that I could not wax poetic today. Granted. Your face turns to glass. I wish that the first person to post on the next page gets double boon and half bane. Wait. This post started a new page, so does that mean that this wish gets double boon/half bane or... no. The first wish on page 360 gets the benefit of my wish. Edited October 29, 2020 by Enter a username 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 29, 2020 Report Share Posted October 29, 2020 Granted, your bane is that you'll get the other half of their bane no matter what it is. I wish that I could skip forward in time to November 17th after going to Halloween. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 granted, but you now have uncutable hair. i wish to be ten years old but with all my current knowledge and memory's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 21 minutes ago, gak said: i wish to be ten years old but with all my current knowledge and memory's. Granted. You do not keep your current maturity, so all of this knowledge is completely useless to you. I wish for power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. You do not keep your current maturity, so all of this knowledge is completely useless to you. I wish for power. granted. However, you are not able to control the power. I wish to feel the tender, gentle touch of someone who actually loves me and to feel their care upon my heart, to know I am cared for and wanted... actually, I repeal that. I want a waffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Tia Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 Granted you got a beautiful looking waffle with your favourite toppings but when you ate it, it was rock hard and you got tooth pain and had to goto dentist who then had to take your teeth out. You spent entire weekend taking pain killers and eating soup. I wish for corona vaccine that has no side effect and is permanently effective against it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 Granted, but politics still manages to screw it up somehow. I wish for the color green. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 6 hours ago, The Traveller said: Granted you got a beautiful looking waffle with your favourite toppings but when you ate it, it was rock hard and you got tooth pain and had to goto dentist who then had to take your teeth out. You spent entire weekend taking pain killers and eating soup. at least it is a waffle. granted. it is the ugliest shade of green. I wish for no homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 (edited) granted, but you can't sleep every 4 days. 14 hours ago, Nameless said: Granted. You do not keep your current maturity, so all of this knowledge is completely useless to you. I wish for power. jokes on you, i already have the maturity of a ten year old, so it is useful to me because their was no change! i wish for a sarcasm font. Edited October 30, 2020 by gak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 yOu aRE grAntEd alTeRnAtInG cApS I wish to be good at dancing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 how about another wish, something possible? (you were actually granted it but your bane was an insult.) I wish to be insulted. And I mean Insult me. Do your best insult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 What would be the point of insulting you if a 5-year-old with a bagpipe can do a far more effective job of it with half the effort by competing with you to see who can be the first to make a coherent sentence and winning with his bagpipe, leaving your supposedly developed lungs too exhausted for you to realize that this didn't make any sense, in turn making you realize you gave your attention to this terribly structured sentence expecting to see an insult only to feel insulted by the absence of one? What a wonderful human being you'd have to be to just trust us with such a task. (your bane is that in the end it was a compliment) I wish for a litter box that cleans itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 8 hours ago, Eluvianii said: What would be the point of insulting you if a 5-year-old with a bagpipe can do a far more effective job of it with half the effort by competing with you to see who can be the first to make a coherent sentence and winning with his bagpipe, leaving your supposedly developed lungs too exhausted for you to realize that this didn't make any sense, in turn making you realize you gave your attention to this terribly structured sentence expecting to see an insult only to feel insulted by the absence of one? What a wonderful human being you'd have to be to just trust us with such a task. (your bane is that in the end it was a compliment) I just woke up and saw this... I am not sure if I read it correctly, but I think you actually insulted yourself You said, "what would be the point of insulting you if a 5-year-old with a bagpipe can do a far more effective job of it with half the effort." this seems like it is saying that you will not insult me because a 5-year old can do it better easily... Again, I may be wrong and misunderstood, but that is what it sounds like to me. 8 hours ago, Eluvianii said: I wish for a litter box that cleans itself. bane: it never gets the chance to clean itself. It is never used. I wish for a pet larkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Chasmgoat said: I wish for a pet larkin Granted. You are killed and turned into a cognitive shadow. Don't worry, your larkin comes with you! I wish for a front-row seat to the end of the universe. Edited October 31, 2020 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) Granted. You are endlessly alive with nothing to do until the end of the universe, at which point you watch it and then sit there forever. I wish for Mistborn powers. Edited October 31, 2020 by Condensation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Condensation said: I wish for Mistborn powers. Granted, you are now a Steel Inquisitor in the Final Empire and you hear Ruin's voice in your head all the time. I wish for the ability to go wherever I wish to go without having to pay for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 Granted, your bane is that you're invisible. More of a bane than you think, read Things Not Seen. I wish that Harmony would show up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 On 11/1/2020 at 3:48 AM, Condensation said: Granted, your bane is that you're invisible. More of a bane than you think, read Things Not Seen. I wish that Harmony would show up. Nah, I'll take it Granted, Harmony shows up, distributes Allomantic abilities: you become a gold Misting I wish for... all the video games 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 Granted. You get them all but before you can play them, you have to play the dumbest video game ever. Spoiler I don't actually know what it is, but there is probably something out there that would kill you if you ever had to play it. I wish for silksong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 (edited) Granted! But last second Team Cherry decided the title “Silksong” fitted Zote better, so now you get to play as him for sixty hours! I wish for what I need the most. Edited November 2, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted! But last second Team Cherry decided the title “Silksong” fitted Zote better, so now you get to play as him for sixty hours! I wish for what I need the most. Awwww storms. Now I have to listen to Zote's arrogant ramblings for hours on end. Granted. What you need is not always what you want, so you get a big trantula crawling over your face. (Oh and your bane is that it's hungry) I wish for something random. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 2, 2020 Report Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for something random. Granted. Did you know that Minecraft is a fun game? Well it isn't anymore. You now hate Minecraft. I wish to get Dawnshard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Nameless said: Granted. Did you know that Minecraft is a fun game? Well it isn't anymore. You now hate Minecraft. I wish to get Dawnshard. Ok but you use it to destroy Earth now you're homeless I wish Nameless to get a name (and Nameless has to change their name to this :)) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said: Ok but you use it to destroy Earth now you're homeless I wish Nameless to get a name (and Nameless has to change their name to this :)) Granted, the name is Nameless. @Nameless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 3, 2020 Report Share Posted November 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, Condensation said: Granted, the name is Nameless. @Nameless Oh no, now I have to be Nameless.. That's annoying. Do you mind if I wait until after Ookla season to change it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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