Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[forget me not she/her]

Granted. You may only wish for one million carrots. By the time you are done, you will have one trillion carrots.

I wish for a flower

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

4 hours ago, forget me not said:

Granted. You may only wish for one million carrots. By the time you are done, you will have one trillion carrots.

I wish for a flower

That's a great bane and Welcome to the Shard! 

Granted. 

You get a one of these:

Yep, you get your very own Titan Arum, or, as it's otherwise known, a Sumatran Corpse Flower. 

Your bane is that you must wear it around your neck at all times or you will die. On the plus side you don't have to bath anymore to get rid of your body odor because no one is ever going to notice that mild smell over the putrescent, dead body smell of the gigantic mouldering flower hanging from your neck. 

I wish for a new magical pet that can talk in a manner where I can understand their speech, and that it's not a parrot, a macaw, or a raven. 

Edited January 29, 2021 by Hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[The One Ring she/her]

And the thing's voice is very loud so your neighbors think you're annoying

 

I wish for an honorspren to bind me

[forget me not she/her]

Granted. The Honorspren has bound you in thick cords. You bane? The cords are unbreakable.

I wish for a pen that will never run out of ink.

[+Doomstick he/him]

granted, the pen has a hole in it and is always dripping

I wish for class to be over

[Mat he/him]

Granted, the entire classroom, desks and all, has been teleported over your head. Five seconds till impact.

Run.

I wish for a cubic foot of air.

 

[Archer he/him]

Granted, a blocky leg made of wind kicks you in the face. 

I wish for all cars to go weeeee when driven. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You now have anthropomorphic happy go lucky cars that are incredibly annoying.

I wish for the ability to space out during class, but still absorb the material.

[Mat he/him]

17 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

I wish for the ability to space out during class, but still absorb the material.

Granted. You are now an astronaut sponge. So that's cool.

I wish for my socks to appear on my feet so I don't have to walk downstairs to get them.

[forget me not she/her]

Granted. I will go get them for you. Now you must clean my room.

I wish for a donut

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Granted, but you must clean Mat's room

I wish for a PC (personal computer, not playable character)

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You get the donut of the leader of the Cosmere's Mafia. Now you've got magical bounty hunters coming for your head.

I wish for my donut back.

Edit: Ninja'd. You get one of the original Apple computers.

Edited January 29, 2021 by Shard of Reading

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. Someone takes your donut and makes it their life goal to return it to you. This takes them on a long journey through space and time, and more dimensions that you can count and dangers bigger than I can describe. Finally, they find the right rift through the space-time continuum that takes them to your exact timeline just as you are making your wish. So have your donut back. It may be old, wrinkled, mouldy, covered in several strange alien substances, and most definitely not edible, but hey, those are just details.

I wish for a fantasy pet and the ability and resources to take care of it. 

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted. You receive the exact fantasy pet you wanted, and all the wealth, materials, and knowhow associated to care for it. The Nightwatcher is feeling generous today.

Your bane is that you are now Marked by the Famished One. You will be hunted by every last nightmare the collective consciousnesses of the omniverse have ever conceived, given physical form. Tall monsters, undying monsters, monsters that stalk your dreams, monsters that prowl on your electronic devices, monsters stare from the pictures, monsters that wish to drag you into their own dark, twisted domains designed to break your mind long before your body expires. Some want your flesh, some want your sanity, some want your soul. They will all hunt you until you or they are defeated. You and your fantasy pet of choice will either die quickly, or become the greatest ghostbuster duo the omniverse has ever seen. Good luck.

I wish for a nice PC.

[The One Ring she/her]

Tomorrow, you'll find a very nice and fancy computer waiting at your desk, but it can't connect to the internet.

I wish for lots of chocolate

[Eluvianii he/him]

2 hours ago, The Technovore said:

Your bane is that you are now Marked by the Famished One. You will be hunted by every last nightmare the collective consciousnesses of the omniverse have ever conceived, given physical form. Tall monsters, undying monsters, monsters that stalk your dreams, monsters that prowl on your electronic devices, monsters stare from the pictures, monsters that wish to drag you into their own dark, twisted domains designed to break your mind long before your body expires. Some want your flesh, some want your sanity, some want your soul. They will all hunt you until you or they are defeated. You and your fantasy pet of choice will either die quickly, or become the greatest ghostbuster duo the omniverse has ever seen. Good luck.

That's pretty much the ideal life. 

1 hour ago, The One Ring said:

I wish for lots of chocolate

Granted. You get all the chocolate you want for the rest of your life. Want some hot chocolate? Done, it appears in front of you with your favorite mug. A bar of dark chocolate or milk chocolate? No problem, a generously sized bar of the brand of your preference materializes itself in front of you. These things will happen whenever you so much as think about chocolate.

However, you also crave for chocolate more than usual, for the rest of your life. You wish to eat it pretty much at all times, and while it doesn't affect your eating habits, and you can stop eating it whenever you want, that doesn't stop it from appearing out of nowhere whenever you think about it. It falls on your keyboard when you use your computer, on your work table whenever you need to do anything, on your hot soup when you try to eat normally, on your hand when you're in a place where food is not allowed. Have fun trying to live normally, I'm sure you'll figure it out. 

 

I wish for a mansion full of secret passages. 

Edited January 30, 2021 by Eluvianii

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

13 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish for a mansion full of secret passages. 

Granted. You get a mansion so full of secret passages there is almost no room for anything else, and since they’re secret passages, you have no idea how to access any of them. Now onto your bane.

You have an irrevocable and absolute fear of chipmunks.

 

I wish for a chipmunk to terrify @Eluvianii with.

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted.

Fear its awesome might!!

You now have two hearts. With no other physiological adaptations, your blood pressure is going to go through the roof. Have fun with your nation-of-residence's healthcare system.

I wish to know what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.

Edited January 30, 2021 by The Technovore
picture didn't take ;P

[+Doomstick he/him]

that is almost certainly a squirrel

Edited February 1, 2021 by AonDii

[The One Ring she/her]

On 2021/1/31 at 3:28 AM, The Technovore said:

I wish to know what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.

Right now I wish I never have to take an exam ever again (and I wish to have a great career and be rich).

Your bane is that you'll never know what you yourself really really want.

 

I wish I never have to take an exam ever again (and I wish to have a great career and be rich)

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted. You are now a day-trader on the global stock market. You have the potential to make millions if you are careful and read up well, and is completely exam free. The Nightwatcher takes no responsibility for any neuroses developed over the course of this career, and likewise no responsibility for any devastating losses you incur through your own knuckle-headed choices.

Your bane is that you now have 17 different forms of synesthesia. Enjoy.

I wish to turn at last, to paths, that lead home.

[Shob the Voidbringer]

granted, you feel like your being watched all the time for the next 3 months (your not, but)

i wish to be a rithmatist

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Just now, Shob the Voidbringer said:

granted, you feel like your being watched all the time for the next 3 months (your not, but)

i wish to be a rithmatist

You become a pinch-hitter in the current SE game, better hope someone's inactive. 

I wish for everything. 

[Shob the Voidbringer]

Just now, The Unknown Order said:

You become a pinch-hitter in the current SE game, better hope someone's inactive. 

wait, what is that, i can't think right now

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Just now, Shob the Voidbringer said:

wait, what is that, i can't think right now

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