Gak Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 granted, you lose your blanket and get a new blanket that is incredibly soft and covered in complements, but it has a curse that makes it so that you can't sleep using it i wish for someone else to make a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 On 1/15/2021 at 10:38 AM, Gak said: granted, you lose your blanket and get a new blanket that is incredibly soft and covered in complements, but it has a curse that makes it so that you can't sleep using it i wish for someone else to make a wish. Granted, your bane is that their wish is the same thing and their bane is the same as well going on into infinity. My wish is for the sun set later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 15 hours ago, The Unknown Order said: My wish is for the sun set later. Granted, you get a full set of suns from some stellar system, needless to say, you're atomized. I wish for the ability to turn wine into water (yes, you read that in the correct order the first time.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 1/17/2021 at 6:45 AM, Honorless said: I wish for the ability to turn wine into water (yes, you read that in the correct order the first time.) Granted! This ability, long dreamt of by the abstemious and the tea-totaling, is now yours; you can turn wines of any vintage into clear, cool, refreshingly tasteless water. The Nightwatcher has thrown in a couple of extra freebies with your asked for boon. You can turn many loaves of bread into a single loaf, you can turn vast multitudes of fish into a single fish, and you can walk under water. Your bane is that you believe that you are the new messiah and you are compelled by this delusion to walk the earth and tell strangers anachronistic parables involving oxen, scythes, wheat threshing and oddly enough e-cigarettes. I wish I could draw/paint in my dreams and then take that artwork out of the dream into the waking world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Granted, your bane is that you must use the oxford comma for the rest of your life. I wish for my hat to be lucky! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Granted. You now have a lucky hat, but you are now on Wayne's hit list. I wish I could be a random type of misting, and whenever I try to burn a metal, it changes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Granted, you know switch between an aluminum gnat and a nicrosil gnat everyone you burn a metal. Your bane is that you are deathly allergic to all metals. I wish to be a fullborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 I ask for no curses to befall me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 52 minutes ago, Darth Woodrack said: I wish to be a fullborn. Granted. You are now a fullborn. You are reborn every week in a room full of explosives. 46 minutes ago, Voidspawn said: I ask for no curses to befall me. Okay. You have asked. You shall not receive. Your bane is that you get three thousand puppies that you must care for. I wish for awesome yoyo skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 Just now, Nameless said: I wish for awesome yoyo skills. Every yoyo burns your hand, making it hot enough to set the yoyo on fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: I wish for awesome yoyo skills. Granted. You are amazing at yo-yos. Your bane is that you are terrified of string. I wish to become a bond smith of night watcher. Due to you failing to wish voidspawn, I’m gonna bypass this. Edited January 19, 2021 by Darth Woodrack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 granted, but they are really creepy and are always watching you. i wish for minecraft squids 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lecky Twig Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Gak said: i wish for minecraft squids Granted, except you are forbidden from opening your eyes underwater. I wish for a nice shrubbery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Gak said: granted, but they are really creepy and are always watching you. So... a normal spren bond? 1 minute ago, Lecky Twig said: I wish for a nice shrubbery. Granted, this shrubbery is also a dog and you must feed it constantly. I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said: I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs. Granted, but you must give away 10 Breaths each day or you die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 27 minutes ago, Voidspawn said: Granted, but you must give away 10 Breaths each day or you die. Wish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shob the Voidbringer Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 16 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said: Granted, this shrubbery is also a dog and you must feed it constantly. I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs. granted, @Hoiditthroughthegrapevine picks your bane, because his banes are incredible, and i can't think of a good one i wish for us to legitimately establish some rules, starting with punishment for not making a wish when you grant one, because that just gets so confusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) granted, i suggest that they get a bane if they don't make a wish, your bane is that i don't have the power to make this a rule i wish to know what a ganderflaffle looks like. Edited January 21, 2021 by Gak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 On 1/20/2021 at 4:20 PM, Darth Woodrack said: I wish for 1,000,000,000 breaths, as in the investiture of endowment, not oxygen being forced into my lungs. As per @Shob the Voidbringer's request: Granted! The Nightwatcher seems to speak directly into your mind and says, "The breaths you are receiving are a large portion of the Cosmere Endowment for the Arts, Edgli expects you to put them to good use". With the billion breath endowment that you have been granted, and the consciousness expansion that comes with becoming a sliver of a god, you realize precisely what must be done. You begin staging performances of Shakespeare's plays (mostly his tragedies and historical plays) using Awakened Lego mini figures. Don't worry, you're really just the director, with your voiceless awakening you can awaken Lego mini figure set designers that construct all of the backdrops and sets. Here's a scene from your wildly successful staging of Hamlet: 12 hours ago, Gak said: i wish to know what a ganderflaffle looks like Here's what "a" Ghanderflaffle looks like: Your bane is that instead of saline tears you now cry ketchup. I wish that when I pointed with my index finger I could use it as a laser pointer. I don't want any laser embedded in my finger, I want it to be just a volitional ability to emit laser light from my finger when pointing at something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 52 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish that when I pointed with my index finger I could use it as a laser pointer. I don't want any laser embedded in my finger, I want it to be just a volitional ability to emit laser light from my finger when pointing at something Granted; Your index finger is magnetized towards you. I wish for Brandon Sanderson to release (pun intended) some Releaser content (like a novella) before Stormlight 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 12 hours ago, Voidspawn said: I wish for Brandon Sanderson to release (pun intended) some Releaser content (like a novella) before Stormlight 5. Granted, your bane is that the content is a Mraize redemption ark. I wish for Mraize to never get a redemption ark, and die a horrible, slow, painful, death in the next Stormlight book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, Darth Woodrack said: Granted, your bane is that the content is a Mraize redemption ark. I wish for Mraize to never get a redemption ark, and die a horrible, slow, painful, death in the next Stormlight book. Granted, with some qualifications. First, sadly, Mraize was already given a redemption ark in the Stormlight 4.5 novella for @Voidspawn's boon/bane, so that can't be undone by your wish. Mraize will though, per your wish, die a slow, painful death in the next Stormlight book, but sadly the exact manner of his death is a RAFO. Your bane is that you have to look at a depiction of what Mraize's redemption ark looks like (note the bane concerns his ark, not his character arc). The Title of the Stormlight Novella is "Hey Stormfather, would it kill you to make a Rainbow?" I wish that there was an animated film of Mraize's Redemption Ark. Edited January 23, 2021 by Hoiditthroughthegrapevine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 Oh crap I was thinking of Moash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daycrow Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 27 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted, with some qualifications. First, sadly, Mraize was already given a redemption ark in the Stormlight 4.5 novella for @Voidspawn's boon/bane, so that can't be undone by your wish. Mraize will though, per your wish, die a slow, painful death in the next Stormlight book, but sadly the exact manner of his death is a RAFO. Your bane is that you have to look at a depiction of what Mraize's redemption ark looks like (note the bane concerns his ark, not his character arc). The Title of the Stormlight Novella is "Hey Stormfather, would it kill you to make a Rainbow?" I wish that there was an animated film of Mraize's Redemption Ark. Granted, but it's banned in your country for excessive song and dance sequences. I wish for a delicious chicken caesar salad that i can eat right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lecky Twig Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 28 minutes ago, Daycrow said: Granted, but it's banned in your country for excessive song and dance sequences. I wish for a delicious chicken caesar salad that i can eat right now! Granted, but you are banned from using cutlery to eat it. I wish for the clock on my wall to not tick so loudly, but still be functional. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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