The Unknown Ajah Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 2 hours ago, The Technovore said: Granted. Since canonically the nightwatcher is supposed to give a boon and a bane, rather than try to give a boon with a catch like a pedestrian genie, I grant you exactly what you wish, though all natural consequences are your own. On a completely unrelated note, your neck joint is now a hinge, instead of a socket. Have fun with that. They say it's sometimes related, sometimes not. I'll do a wish for you. I wish to be two people ar once, with the same personality and no other problems related to that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted February 13, 2021 Report Share Posted February 13, 2021 because you did not wish, i will just give you a bane, you fleas. i wish for G's instead of spaces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted February 14, 2021 Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 23 hours ago, The Unknown Order said: I wish to be two people ar once, with the same personality and no other problems related to that. Granted. The Nightwatcher says to you, in a nasaly monotone, "You realize that identity cannot be divided, do you not? You cannot possibly be two people at once, except through a technicality. So be it." You find that you are a now a Siamese twin, joined at the neck. You have one head, one brain (and hence one identity and one personality) but two complete and separate bodies sharing that head, with distinct, intact and functioning alimentary canals. The upside of this is that you can now pull your own finger, and hilarity ensues. Your bane is that one of your bodies is severely allergic to all fabrics other than polyester. 10 hours ago, Gak said: i wish for G's instead of spaces. Granted!GYouGnowGseeGcapitalGG'sGbetweenGallGwrittenGwords.GItGneverGgetsGold.GUnfortunatelyGyouGhaveGtoGpronounceGtheGG'sGwhenGyouGreadGoutGloud.GHereGisGanGexample: GAnneGshotGaGgun,GandGwithGanGunfortunateGrichochetGsheGwentGoutGwithGaGbang! RenderedGPhoneticallyGitGreads: GAnne-Guh-shot-Ga-Guh-gun,Gand-Gwith-Gan-Gunfortunate-Grichochet-Guh-she-Gwent-Gout-Gwith-Ga-Guh-bang! (HenceforthGspacesGwillGrevertGtoGtheirGnonG"G"Gform) I wish for the power to force any tossed coin to land on the side of my choosing, and for the capacity to use this rather mundane power to take over the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 granted, but if/when you take over the world you are responsible for the world and can't escape your newfound responsibility. i wish for perfection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Granted, you become Hoid as a Fullborn. Quite honestly that is both the boon and the bane so I'll just leave it at that. I wish for a completely safe and drug-free brownie with nothing freaky in it whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck-noris-soris-rex Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Granted, it tastes horrible. I wish for pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Granted, they're made of red ants that have ingeniously bonded together. I wish for a creative and interesting bane that I could live with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted February 15, 2021 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 Granted, every puzzle you try to put together inevitably has one - and only one - missing piece. If you find the missing piece, you lose another immediately. I wish for something delicious to eat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 It has a terrible smell and looks disgusting. I wish for school to not start 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 Just now, The One Ring said: It has a terrible smell and looks disgusting. I wish for school to not start School does not start because you have stopped time, unfortunately, when you stopped time you also stopped time for yourself, your bane is that when school starts (if it ever does) it will continue forever. I wish for the ability to use magic powers I create. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted February 16, 2021 Report Share Posted February 16, 2021 Granted. You get now have a chicken on your head permanently. I wish to be able to relive days as many times as I want, similar to Groundhog's day, but I can decide to stop repeating a day when I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletfox Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 On 2/16/2021 at 2:09 PM, Shard of Reading said: Granted. You get now have a chicken on your head permanently. I wish to be able to relive days as many times as I want, similar to Groundhog's day, but I can decide to stop repeating a day when I want. Granted. You lose the ability to sleep, but do not lose the need for it. I wish for a grilled club from Chick-fil-A. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 16 hours ago, Scarletfox said: Granted. You lose the ability to sleep, but do not lose the need for it. I wish for a grilled club from Chick-fil-A. Granted. It’s poisoned. I wish for a nap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletfox Posted February 18, 2021 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 4 hours ago, Soulbinder said: Granted. It’s poisoned. I wish for a nap Granted, you have a nightmare. I wish for a not poisoned grilled club from Chick-filA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 granted, you now have the materials for golfing. Your bane is that your fingers are always pruny I wish for a ski trip (not tripping on skis) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 1 hour ago, AonDii said: granted, you now have the materials for golfing. Your bane is that your fingers are always pruny I wish for a ski trip (not tripping on skis) Granted. It’s cancelled due to COVID. I wish for the motivation to actually write 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted February 19, 2021 Report Share Posted February 19, 2021 Granted. You're so motivated you only keep writing all the time without worrying about writing something that's actually good. Also, you're so focused on it that trying to publish your work never crosses your mind, and you spend the rest of your life filling your hard drive with these ideas no one will ever see. I wish to be able to go to the movies safely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Eluvianii said: I wish to be able to go to the movies safely. Granted. I’ve bought an acre of sand in the Sahara I’ve nicknamed ‘the movies’; I’ll ship you there cost-free and you’ll be perfectly secure. I wish to win the Yahtzee game I’m about to play. Edited February 20, 2021 by Matrim's Dice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 42 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said: I wish to win the Yahtzee game I’m about to play. You lose every future round besides the one you're about to play. I wish for a good pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinkoln Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) Your pen can turn into a magic sword when uncapped. Congratulations I wish for my lower back pain to go away. Edited February 22, 2021 by Chinkoln 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Chinkoln said: You must spend all your extra time watching grass grow or paint dry. I wish for my lower back pain to go away. Now your neck aches I wish for a pretty mug that wouldn't broke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoWibble Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 Granted! You get a pretty mug that hasn't broken. *Breaks* (check the grammar of your post) I wish for enough time to sleep, eat, go to school, read, and do homework in a day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 45 minutes ago, GoWibble said: Granted! You get a pretty mug that hasn't broken. *Breaks* (check the grammar of your post) I wish for enough time to sleep, eat, go to school, read, and do homework in a day Granted. That's all you have time to do. You can't do anything else. I wish for a chicken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 you get a chicken. It does nothing. just stand in a corner and waste food. NOTHING else. I wish for a pet rock. My last one died. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said: I wish for a pet rock. My last one died. The nightwatcher looks at you, confused and concerned. She bends down slowly, picks up a rock, and hands it to you. “Uh...here. Erm...no bane necessary.” She continues looking concerned as you walk away with your rock. I wish for the next person to not have a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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