Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Alrighty! (This profile pic is getting old anyway).

You, @Voidspawn, now have to change your profile pic to my old profile pic.

I wish that Voidspawn would stop eating so much sugar.

[Voidspawn he/him]

That wish cannot be granted. (But I can change the profile pic. Send me a link to a pdf or something.)

I wish Brandon would kill off Kaladin already.

Edited May 4, 2021 by Voidspawn

[Quivil]

That wish cannot be granted.

I wish for Dalinar to win the contest.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. Odium eats up all the pancakes.

I wish for Brandon to kill off Dalinar.

[Quivil]

That wish cannot be granted. As punishment for asking for too many bad wishes, your bane is that you can no longer ask for the deaths or lives of any Cosmere character.

 

I wish for chocolate.

Edited May 4, 2021 by Tani

[Voidspawn he/him]

I don't get a bane if I don't get a boon.

Your bane is chocolate tastes like mud.

I wish for Brandon to kill off Lunu'anaki. He really deserves it.

[Quivil]

By his own rules, he can't. Probably.

I wish for Voidspawn to stop wishing for the deaths of Cosmere characters.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. Your bane is that you will be eaten alive by butterflies.

I wish for @Tani to stop trying to stop me from having Brandon kill off people that deserve to be killed off.

[Quivil]

Granted. Your bane is that Tani is in charge of who deserves to be killed off.

 

I wish for a five on my upcoming AP test.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You get your 5.

However, your computer gets hacked in to and is unusable.

I wish for sushi.

 

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted. You now have a very small fin sticking out of your left 3rd rib.

I wish for Brandon to be consistent with his storming magic systems.

Edited May 4, 2021 by The Technovore

[Voidspawn he/him]

You don't like them? Blasphemy! Your wish will never be granted.

I wish for Brandon to be less consistent () with his scudding magic systems.

[Quivil]

Granted. Your bane is - you don't get one, because Cultivation came out to grant you that wish. She liked it that much.

I wish for the apricot trees to actually give fruit(!) for once in their lives.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. The fruit will be moldy and disgusting.

BUT--that was your boon. Your bane is every one of your RP characters die.

 

I wish for people to stop making dumb wishes.

[Quivil]

9 minutes ago, Voidspawn said:

Granted. The fruit will be moldy and disgusting.

BUT--that was your boon. Your bane is every one of your RP characters die.

 

I wish for people to stop making dumb wishes.

Hey!

That was an actual wish that I really do IRL wish for.

And be nice.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Yours wasn't a bad wish. It's just...

On 2/23/2021 at 1:10 PM, GoWibble said:

I wish for a good wish

It's stuff like this that makes me go crazy.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I wish to have sushi appear in front of me.

[Bejarden he/him]

6 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish to have sushi appear in front of me.

Granted one end piece of cucumber sushi has appeared in front of you!

Your Bane is now whenever you sit down a slight dizzy spell will happen to you

I wish for tomorrow to happen now

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

5 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said:

Granted one end piece of cucumber sushi has appeared in front of you!

Your Bane is now whenever you sit down a slight dizzy spell will happen to you

I wish for tomorrow to happen now

Granted. However, you will feel hungry for the entirety of the day.

What’s happening tomorrow?

I wish to have sushi (enough sushi to constitute a decent meal).

[Bejarden he/him]

2 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

What’s happening tomorrow?

It’s one day closer to Sunday 

 

2 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

I wish to have sushi (enough sushi to constitute a decent meal).

Granted you have your Sushi

So much Sushi...

... enough Sushi to last several lifetime

Your Bane is you have to eat it all

I wish for a decent nights sleep

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Mwahaha that’s not a bane

You are sleep deprived the rest of the week because you stayed up reading Brandon Sanderson.

I wish for Szeth’s Oathstone.

[Bejarden he/him]

10 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

You are sleep deprived the rest of the week because you stayed up reading Brandon Sanderson.

This is not a Bane this is why I want a goodnights sleep

 

11 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

wish for Szeth’s Oathstone.

Granted

Your Bane is you are now on Roshar in the middle of a Desalation with no powers and Szeth no longer obeys his stone

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Storm it. New bane: You get no sushi for the rest of the year.

Edited May 6, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Bejarden he/him]

Oh did you mix up boon and bane by accident?

[GoWibble he/him]

On 5/4/2021 at 7:26 PM, Voidspawn said:

Yours wasn't a bad wish. It's just...

It's stuff like this that makes me go crazy.

Sorry. Instead,

I wish for a wish that I can come up with easily and people don't get annoyed at