Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it comes attached to the main body. Now you have a corpse on your desk. 

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, but your head starts hurting instead.

I wish my Sisters would stop bugging me.

[The Technovore he/him]

*snaps fingers* lol what sisters?

I wish to be an Electrum Compounder (will settle for Ferring if you go easy on the Bane)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

*snaps fingers* lol what sisters?

I wish to be an Electrum Compounder (will settle for Ferring if you go easy on the Bane)

granted, as a Ferring, but you will only be able to think clearly two times a week.

I wish to have a million dollars.

Edited June 7, 2021 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Bejarden he/him]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I wish to have a million dollars

Granted, but you now see everything upside down 

I wish for good grades on my Finals

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted, but you now have several thumbs sprouting from various places on your body, all easily concealable, but incredibly obvious should you ever wear knee-length shorts or tanktops. You cannot feel them, yet they move on their own, constantly twitching with a malevolent zeal...
 

I wish for lucid dreams every night.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but they're all nightmares. 

 

I wish for my  arm to stop being sore (i got my 2nd covid shot)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but your head starts aching.

I wish for super speed.

[The Technovore he/him]

14 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but they're all nightmares. 

 

I wish for my  arm to stop being sore (i got my 2nd covid shot)

Jokes on you, that's exactly what I wanted you to say. Time to go monster hunting 

 

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood Granted, you are now an F-steel compounder. You are now also violently allergic to every food allergy.

I wish for time stopping powers. 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it affects you and no one else

 

I wish for less ELA homework. I have so much it's insane

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 hour ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but it affects you and no one else

 

I wish for less ELA homework. I have so much it's insane

granted but you get more history homework for the entire summer.

I wish for more follows

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you get so many your account crashes. 

I wish for more sleep. 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Granted. You are now sleeping beauty.

I wish for no bane.

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted.

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I wish for Feruchemy to be real irl.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

20 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

Granted.

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I wish for Feruchemy to be real irl.

granted, but you leave your mind in the shard.

I wish to know what @The Technovoremeant.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

19 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

granted, but you leave your mind in the shard.

I wish to know what @The Technovoremeant.

No bane, no boon. That's what he meant. Your punishment is you no longer have ears.

I wish for a cookie

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

6 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

No bane, no boon. That's what he meant. Your punishment is you no longer have ears.

I wish for a cookie

wish granted, but its hemalurgically spiked.

I wish for the capacity to save the world.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

5 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I wish for the capacity to save the world.

Granted! 

You are turned into a sentient gaseous being of distributed consciousness able to ride the solar thermals between planetary systems at 92% the speed of light. Though you are roughly the same volume as our Terran moon, you're undulating shifting form most often resembles a mixture of a cumulus cloud and a naked mole rat.

This, the day you were granted the capacity to save the world, you're pink, filmy yet opaque form appeared over the eastern seaboard, and as your essence mixed with the essence of our atmosphere, all the people on the East Coast of the United States and Canada, saw the morning sun blotted out by the form of a horizon filling naked mole rat's mouth, with lips pursed as if drawing in liquid from a straw. 

As quickly as this World saving event begin, it apparently ended with the quickly diminishing view of your colossal form sailing on a solar thermal jet from a particularly large coronal mass ejection. 

Only later in the week, when the unbelievable news had been reported, confirmed, and reconfirmed from atmosphere monitoring stations around the world, did the human race realize that this strange, titanic naked mole rat looking visitor had saved our planet by feeding on the excess CO2 in our atmosphere, returning our atmosphere to pre industrial revolution levels. 

Your bane is that your nose itches, even though you don't really have a nose anymore. And moving your gaseous appendages to the spot where conceivably a nose might be does nothing whatsoever. 

I wish for a dozen delicious and  perfectly formed crumpets, with perfect holes to hold some large melted pats of Kerrygold butter. 

Edited June 10, 2021 by Hoiditthroughthegrapevine

[+CallsignZen she/her]

35 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

I wish for a dozen delicious and  perfectly formed crumpets, with perfect holes to hold some large melted pats of Kerrygold butter. 

granted!

from now on, there will never be enough toilet paper in any and every bathroom you use.

i wish for a bottomless cup of passion fruit smoothie.

Edited June 10, 2021 by CallsignZen

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but you can't ever drink anything else.

I wish to have unlimited money.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Granted, you now have infinite money on a Visa credit card. The only problem is that it broadcasts its location to every phone with 10 miles with the tag "Unlimited Money Card, Free for All." Your bane is that nobody can forget you, meaning you will be bothered about how to get unlimited money for the rest of your life, if you aren't torn apart in the free for all that is.

I wish to be able to read at twice my current speed and retain the same retention as I have now.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but you forget everything else important.

I wish for unlimited memory.

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you can't speak or write, so no one knows about it. 

I wish for very strong arms

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

6 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but you can't speak or write, so no one knows about it. 

I wish for very strong arms

I can sign, granted but you have weak legs.

I wish to own every book in the world.

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted

Alas every time you speak or think it comes out backwards 

I wish for nothing

Edited June 11, 2021 by Bejardin1250