The Technovore Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 Granted. ... ... I wish for Feruchemy to be real irl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 20 minutes ago, The Technovore said: Granted. ... ... I wish for Feruchemy to be real irl. granted, but you leave your mind in the shard. I wish to know what @The Technovoremeant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 19 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: granted, but you leave your mind in the shard. I wish to know what @The Technovoremeant. No bane, no boon. That's what he meant. Your punishment is you no longer have ears. I wish for a cookie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 6 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: No bane, no boon. That's what he meant. Your punishment is you no longer have ears. I wish for a cookie wish granted, but its hemalurgically spiked. I wish for the capacity to save the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I wish for the capacity to save the world. Granted! You are turned into a sentient gaseous being of distributed consciousness able to ride the solar thermals between planetary systems at 92% the speed of light. Though you are roughly the same volume as our Terran moon, you're undulating shifting form most often resembles a mixture of a cumulus cloud and a naked mole rat. This, the day you were granted the capacity to save the world, you're pink, filmy yet opaque form appeared over the eastern seaboard, and as your essence mixed with the essence of our atmosphere, all the people on the East Coast of the United States and Canada, saw the morning sun blotted out by the form of a horizon filling naked mole rat's mouth, with lips pursed as if drawing in liquid from a straw. As quickly as this World saving event begin, it apparently ended with the quickly diminishing view of your colossal form sailing on a solar thermal jet from a particularly large coronal mass ejection. Only later in the week, when the unbelievable news had been reported, confirmed, and reconfirmed from atmosphere monitoring stations around the world, did the human race realize that this strange, titanic naked mole rat looking visitor had saved our planet by feeding on the excess CO2 in our atmosphere, returning our atmosphere to pre industrial revolution levels. Your bane is that your nose itches, even though you don't really have a nose anymore. And moving your gaseous appendages to the spot where conceivably a nose might be does nothing whatsoever. I wish for a dozen delicious and perfectly formed crumpets, with perfect holes to hold some large melted pats of Kerrygold butter. Edited June 10, 2021 by Hoiditthroughthegrapevine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CallsignZen Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish for a dozen delicious and perfectly formed crumpets, with perfect holes to hold some large melted pats of Kerrygold butter. granted! from now on, there will never be enough toilet paper in any and every bathroom you use. i wish for a bottomless cup of passion fruit smoothie. Edited June 10, 2021 by CallsignZen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 10, 2021 Report Share Posted June 10, 2021 granted but you can't ever drink anything else. I wish to have unlimited money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted, you now have infinite money on a Visa credit card. The only problem is that it broadcasts its location to every phone with 10 miles with the tag "Unlimited Money Card, Free for All." Your bane is that nobody can forget you, meaning you will be bothered about how to get unlimited money for the rest of your life, if you aren't torn apart in the free for all that is. I wish to be able to read at twice my current speed and retain the same retention as I have now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 granted but you forget everything else important. I wish for unlimited memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted, but you can't speak or write, so no one knows about it. I wish for very strong arms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but you can't speak or write, so no one knows about it. I wish for very strong arms I can sign, granted but you have weak legs. I wish to own every book in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) Granted Alas every time you speak or think it comes out backwards I wish for nothing Edited June 11, 2021 by Bejardin1250 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 57 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said: Granted Alas every time you speak or think it comes out backwards I wish for nothing granted but you get everything in the world packed into your house. I wish for fresh air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CallsignZen Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) granted, but you will only be able to breathe helium from now on i wish for magic painkillers Edited June 11, 2021 by CallsignZen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted. They magically remove any part of your body that's in pain. I wish for inner peace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 granted, but you get outer chaos, murder, and war. I wish for the cosmere to be real. *so I can be a wind runner and a world hopper and meet that stormin drifter* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted, but you are trapped on Sel, like Odium on Roshar I wish for more music by my favorite artists 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Granted You now have a 3rd arm I wish to be a fullborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 granted but you have seven ears scattered all over your body. I wish to be a wind runner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: granted but you have seven ears scattered all over your body. I wish to be a wind runner. (I can actually heal to my Spiritual Ideal to fix that but whatever…) Granted you are now a Windrunner the WoKP version Your bane is that you lose your left arm (and there’s no healing…) I wish for happiness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 Just now, Bejardin1250 said: (I can actually heal to my Spiritual Ideal to fix that but whatever…) Granted you are now a Windrunner the WoKP version Your bane is that you lose your left arm (and there’s no healing…) I wish for happiness granted but it is uncontrollable happiness and giggling. I wish for a lightsaber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) Granted, I'll even give you access to the Force so you can effectively wield it. But, I've also given another randomly selected able-bodied individual a different lightsaber, and have vanished away their family, informing them that the only way to get them back is to defeat you. They do not have the Force, but they have something much more powerful. An all-consuming vengeful drive and determination to see you dead and buried. Enjoy. I wish for the most creative bane a man can have. Edited June 11, 2021 by The Technovore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 granted, your teeth will disappear and your head will grow more eyes. I wish to read every Brandon sanderson book past present and future and remember it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) Granted every book by Brandon sanderson has been deposited on your doorstep Although it’s not much since not many Brandon sandersons have written books remember Capitalizing is important in the Cosmere I wish for 2 banes Edited June 11, 2021 by Bejardin1250 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 11, 2021 Report Share Posted June 11, 2021 granted, you will lose all your limbs and everyone will hate you. I wish for Narsil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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