Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 granted, but they end up killing you when you are on a cruise. I wish for no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Granted I wish for many books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) granted but you can't read them. I wish for unlimited boons banes, because in logic it could come out as boons, being the bane of a bane equals a boon right? Edited June 18, 2021 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 *narrows eyes* I don't know what you're trying to pull, but just to be safe I'm taking your eyesight and replacing it with about 30lbs of gold coins. I refuse to think too much about it, but I'm pretty sure that's not how banes work. I wish to become a technomancer, being able to interface directly with and control computers through instinctual means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Just now, The Technovore said: *narrows eyes* I don't know what you're trying to pull, but just to be safe I'm taking your eyesight and replacing it with about 30lbs of gold coins. I refuse to think too much about it, but I'm pretty sure that's not how banes work. I wish to become a technomancer, being able to interface directly with and control computers through instinctual means. Granted Your bane is you no longer have toes (the Nightwatcher is tired) I wish to find my history textbook that I lost so I don’t get a zero on my final 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Granted, your toes are replaced with my toes. I wish for more time to think of wishes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 granted, but you can't wish them. I wish for the drifter to be in front of me so I can slap him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, The Technovore said: your toes are replaced with my toes. Ah so the Nightwatcher has finally been corrupted by Odium only He could craft such a bane 2 minutes ago, The Technovore said: wish for more time to think of wishes Granted You must now wait 20 minutes before responding I wish for nothing Ninja’d Edited June 18, 2021 by Bejardin1250 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said: Ah so the Nightwatcher has finally been corrupted by Odium only He could craft such a bane Granted You must now wait 20 minutes before responding I wish for nothing Ninja’d erm, what, this does not make sense, I did mine eleven minutes ago, but mine comes first. your bane is every wish and bane ever is bestowed on you. I wish to not be Bejardin right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Granted. Instead, you get to be The Technovore's toes. Which are on Bejardin. I wish for a good book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 22 minutes ago, Tani said: Granted. Instead, you get to be The Technovore's toes. Which are on Bejardin. Leave me out of this Granted, The History of Amarica has been delivered to you (good is subjective) Your bane is that you just caused all of today’s banes to be undone I wish for a 100 on my test 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) Granted. Your fingers now belong to Thaidakar the Ghostblood, who is the toes on your feet. I wish for an extra watch just in case. Edited June 18, 2021 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Tani said: Granted. Your fingers now belong to Thaidakar the Ghostblood, who is the toes on your feet. I wish for an extra watch just in case. Granted! Your possibility of losing your first watch increases by 1000%. I wish to have a time travel machine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 granted, you are allergic to eggs of all kinds I wish for people to remember that the Nightwatcher tries her best to comply with the spirit of the boon, and the bane is usually entirely unrelated. (*grumpy old man "back in my day" vibes coming off me here lol) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Granted. We do remember (I think), but I find it boring to give unrelated banes since then the boon doesn't matter at all. Whereas by giving a related bane you have to actually pay attention to the boon to think of something. (also OP said we can) So yeah, the bane is that she will keep giving related banes. I wish for a nice cup of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 Granted The Nightwatcher only drinks black coffee with no sugar added so that what her definition of nice is Your Bane is that your digestion fails as you drink this coffee and you’re in horrible pain for days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted June 18, 2021 Report Share Posted June 18, 2021 (edited) Granted. Whatever your wish is, it's granted. (you didnt put a wish.) You lose all sense of smell. Your sense of taste is severely hampered. The good thing about unrelated banes is that they don't have to go to the specific person who asked for a specific boon. I wish for a fish. Edited June 18, 2021 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 You get an old goldfish who will die in the next couple weeks. You get a mild headache. I wish for sUsHi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CallsignZen Posted June 19, 2021 Report Share Posted June 19, 2021 12 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: You get an old goldfish who will die in the next couple weeks. You get a mild headache. I wish for sUsHi. granted, the sushi is made from the dead goldfish. I wish for a million dollars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 (edited) You get a million Monopoly dollars. That's the boon. Your bane is that any chair you sit on will have one leg fewer than it was made with for the duration of the time you sit on it. I wish I knew how to play all card games well. Edited June 20, 2021 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Granted. Not even aliens are a match for you. Whenever you see a new card game you're instantly good at it without being able to articulate why. This causes some distrust though, and most people don't even want to play with you anymore. Not to mention you're banned from all official competitions/casinos/MtG clubs for eternity. I wish to know why the Nightwatcher sometimes twists the wish, and then adds a bane on top of it. That's effectively a double bane. I'll fight for the rights of all wishers (no idea what that means). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Granted If the Nightwatcher misinterprets your wish then it’s still granted, and she still has to give the bane Like so You now have 6 legs but only one arm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 Never saw the Nightwatcher go "lol no you're double screwed" to Rosharans though. Maybe the Nightwatcher irrationally doesn't like Earth people. *gasp*. The Nightwatcher must be racist! I wish the Nightwatcher wasn't racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 17 hours ago, The Technovore said: I wish the Nightwatcher wasn't racist. Granted. You are irrationally terrified of people with black nail polish. I wish for dishes that wash themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted June 20, 2021 Report Share Posted June 20, 2021 45 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said: Granted. You are irrationally terrified of people with black nail polish. I wish for dishes that wash themselves. Begone goths! Back! Back I say! *holds photo of Bob Ross wardingly before self* Granted! Every night at 2am you're awoken to find that one of your belongings, that's not furniture or electronic, has been shattered, shredded, or otherwise gruesomely destroyed at the foot of your bed. I wish for unlimited free Delta business-class plane tickets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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