Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

The words “good food” appear in form of you, along with a bowl of slim you have to eat.

I wish for 10 $100 gift certificates to my local bookstore.

[AonDoor he/him]

Granted.

You can't ever buy fantasy or sci-fi books.

I wish to gain 1,000 reputation points.

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. You won't receive any more points for the amount of time it would have taken you to get those. 

I wish for perfect, unhurting, and indestructible teeth. 

[Quivil]

Granted.

Bane: You are incapable of thievery.

I wish for perfect, unhurting, and indestructible teeth.

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted 

You are incapable of thievery 

I wish for money

 

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted, you are now a world-class thief.

Your teeth are crooked, extremely painful, with the consistency of sponge.

I wish for a spark of joy.

[Honorless he/him]

25 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

I wish for a spark of joy.

Granted, the Nightwatcher hands over a strange metalmind to you. You can store and tap your happiness in that metalmind. Your bane is that she showed you that you can compound that metal to attain heavenly happiness but for a moment

I wish for the ability to read minds

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you the first person you use your powers on is plotting to kill the president. You tell the local authorities, they don't believe you, and you are locked up in a mental hospital. 

 

I wish my hair dye would stop coming out.

[The One Ring she/her]

You suddently hate the color of your hair dye and you can't dye it back

I wish I own a lot of good fantasy books and won't run out of place to put them

[NameIess]

7 hours ago, The One Ring said:

I wish I own a lot of good fantasy books and won't run out of place to put them

Granted. Here is every single book Brandon Sanderson has ever written. Your bane is that you go blind.

I wish for a pair of wireless earbuds that always connect properly, and never run out of battery.

Edited June 26, 2021 by Nameless
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[Quivil]

Boon?

[Bejarden he/him]

9 hours ago, Nameless said:

I wish for a pair of wireless earbuds that always connect properly, and never run out of battery.

Granted 

Though all Tech you try to use other than Headphones doesn’t work for you after it connects

I wish people (like me) would stop giving Banes that negate the boon like was done previously 

[The One Ring she/her]

Granted, you now have trouble walking

I wish I can change the past without serious consequences.

[Bejarden he/him]

This is impossible but the Nightwatcher grants it anyway!

You now have serious abdominal pain that will never go away for the rest of your life

I wish for a safe flight

[The One Ring she/her]

you break your leg when you're getting out of the airport

i wish for the shard to be more active

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. Hundreds of spambots run over the place. So many that the mods can't control the situation and the site is shut down. 

I wish the Shard is reopened. 

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but there are still a crap ton of adds.

 

I wish for AC

[Honorless he/him]

8 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

I wish for AC

*tropical sympathy*

Granted, your bane is 5 mins of hot water shower

I wish for an end to this goddamned pandemic already

[Brightness Warrior she/her]

Granted. Every human is suddenly immune to all strains of every virus, and is acutely aware if it. However, your computer is riddled with dangerous viruses that delete all of your favorite memes.

I wish to never be late for anything again.

[NameIess]

13 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said:

I wish to never be late for anything again.

Granted. You will never be late, but you will always arrive 30 minutes early, no matter when you leave.

 

I wish to find diamonds in minecraft 50% faster than everyone else

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you find everything else 100% slower

I wish for some ice cream

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted

Your bane is that every time you take a 7th step your foot falls asleep

I wish for today to be over

[The One Ring she/her]

Granted, you now have a terrible headache

I wish for sweet dreams when I go to bed

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but tomorrow your day will suck. 

I wish for my boredom to be cured

[Quivil]

Granted. You get a chore to do instead. That's how boredom was cured in my house when I was a kid.

Your bane is that cheese smells like durian to you.

I wish for a durian fruit.