Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

57 minutes ago, Bejardin1250 said:

Granted

Alas every time you speak or think it comes out backwards 

I wish for nothing

granted but you get everything in the world packed into your house.

I wish for fresh air.

[+CallsignZen she/her]

granted, but you will only be able to breathe helium from now on

i wish for magic painkillers

Edited June 11, 2021 by CallsignZen

[Eluvianii he/him]

Granted. They magically remove any part of your body that's in pain. 

I wish for inner peace. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, but you get outer chaos, murder, and war.

I wish for the cosmere to be real. *so I can be a wind runner and a world hopper and meet that stormin drifter*

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you are trapped on Sel, like Odium on Roshar

I wish for more music by my favorite artists

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted 
You now have a 3rd arm

I wish to be a fullborn 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but you have seven ears scattered all over your body.

I wish to be a wind runner.

[Bejarden he/him]

6 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

granted but you have seven ears scattered all over your body.

I wish to be a wind runner.

(I can actually heal to my Spiritual Ideal to fix that but whatever…)

Granted you are now a Windrunner the WoKP version

Your bane is that you lose your left arm (and there’s no healing…)

I wish for happiness 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Bejardin1250 said:

(I can actually heal to my Spiritual Ideal to fix that but whatever…)

Granted you are now a Windrunner the WoKP version

Your bane is that you lose your left arm (and there’s no healing…)

I wish for happiness 

granted but it is uncontrollable happiness and giggling.

I wish for a lightsaber.

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted, I'll even give you access to the Force so you can effectively wield it. But, I've also given another randomly selected able-bodied individual a different lightsaber, and have vanished away their family, informing them that the only way to get them back is to defeat you. They do not have the Force, but they have something much more powerful. 

An all-consuming vengeful drive and determination to see you dead and buried.

Enjoy.

I wish for the most creative bane a man can have.

Edited June 11, 2021 by The Technovore

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, your teeth will disappear and your head will grow more eyes.

I wish to read every Brandon sanderson book past present and future and remember it all.

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted every book by Brandon sanderson has been deposited on your doorstep 

Although it’s not much since not many Brandon sandersons have written books

remember Capitalizing  is important in the Cosmere 

I wish for 2 banes

Edited June 11, 2021 by Bejardin1250

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted, you will lose all your limbs and everyone will hate you.

I wish for Narsil.

[Bejarden he/him]

5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

granted, you will lose all your limbs and everyone will hate you.

I asked for 2 banes

 

5 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

I wish for Narsil.

Granted but as you are not the Heir of Isildur if you draw it you shall surely die

Can I get 2 boons now

 

Edited June 11, 2021 by Bejardin1250

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Bejardin1250 said:

I asked for 2 banes

 

Granted but as you are not the Heir of Isildur if you draw it you shall surely die

Can I get 2 boons now

 

yeah two banes, everyone will hate you and you will lose all of your limbs. granted, you will have the plague forever but never die, and you will be poisoned by anything you eat.

I wish to own this world.

[Bejarden he/him]

You are now the proud owner of Roshar!

Your Bane is you are now responsible of managing the entire sphere while no human, singer or being has to listen to you

I wish for a cat

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but it is always angry and mad and it scratches everything and everyone it sees. 

I wish to own shard plate.

[+CallsignZen she/her]

granted, but you can never take it off.

i wish for a puppy

Edited June 12, 2021 by CallsignZen

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

granted but it slobbers and has a huge temper.

I wish for an axe hound.

[Honorless he/him]

Granted, you get a dog who's somehow also a crazy axe murderer

I wish for the ability of complete biological manipulation of my own body

Edited June 12, 2021 by Honorless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, but you lose your touch with everything around you.

I wish to own the Death Star.

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted, You’re  are in middle of your tour

Luke is on his way…

I wish for 9 hours of sleep

[The Technovore he/him]

Granted, however this sleeping block will appear randomly throughout any given day, occurring at least twice in a 72-hour period. Fret not, for it will not take you totally by surprise. Your new Sleep Paralysis Demon(tm) will appear in your vision 10 minutes before sleep overwhelms you. It will not interact with the world in any way, but will simply appear as a distant figure and shamble slowly towards you, screaming, with arms outstretched. When it touches you with its grisly, bony, grey-fleshed finger, you sleep! 

I wish for a happy marriage and successful family and would prefer a bane that does not include losing them early through tragedy or shenanigans. 

Edited June 13, 2021 by The Technovore

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted!

But only for a second the rest is up to you to maintain it

Your Bane is that you have an incredibly short temper that takes tremendously amounts of self-control

I wish for Lost Metal

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you lost it (LOL)

 

I wish for a stomach that's always full so I dont have to waste time eating