Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Quivil]

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

...You can't fit in a house because you are a dragon.

But that's not my wish! My wish was to not be ninja'd.

[Bejarden he/him]

It was your bane...

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

But you edited your post!

At first, it said "dragon!"

[Quivil]

Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said:

But you edited your post!

At first, it said "dragon!"

But I was ninja'd! So I changed my post to match the new situation!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Well, I wrote my post before you edited it!

Edited April 23, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Quivil]

Well you posted it after I edited it!

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Well I didn't see your edit when I posted my post!

[Quivil]

Well... ok thats fair.

 

But I still refuse both boon and bane!

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Granted. Only now you are just someone in the game that is doing nothing but being in the way

I wish that this thread will outlive my time on this shard.

On 4/19/2021 at 11:48 PM, Random Bystander said:

Granted, but now you are not allowed to post on the thread, and your internet will shut down, or your device will malfunction anytime you try to post.

I wish for the powers of a fullborn.

It is a coincidence that it has been almost a week since I last posted.

Edited April 24, 2021 by Toothless of Shinovar

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but it will get super lame

 

I wish i could go home right now 

(I'm currently in school)

[Quivil]

Granted, but only because you got contact traced for Covid.

I wish I won't get covid ever or be contact traced for it.

Edited April 26, 2021 by Tani

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted, but you get the flu not one, not two, but THREE times per year (even if you get a flu shot).

I wish for the Nightwatcher to do my homework for me ;-;

[Quivil]

Granted

However, she won't do it well, and you'll fail every test.

You get the bane of being unable to smell things that you're not eating until the end of the school year

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

@Tani What is your boon?

[Voidspawn he/him]

@Tani doesn't want one. YOU ONLY GET A BANE--your teeth are made of jell-o

I wish for my bane to be a boon.

[Quivil]

Not granted. No twisting of the thread.

Also if I don't ask for a boon I don't get a bane. Or the boon.

 

I do too want a boon! I just forgot to ask...

 

I wish to always find at least one of the bay leaves in the chili.

Edited April 27, 2021 by Tani

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Granted! However, you will now need to drink three times as much water.

I wish for sushi to appear.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Granted. Sushi will appear on a distant planet, then die because he can't breathe.

I wish for Brandon Sanderson to write the Dustbringer book in 2021-2023.

Edited April 27, 2021 by Voidspawn

[Quivil]

Granted. However, it will be terrible and not fit with the rest of the series because you made him write it too soon.

Your bane is that any books you try to read for the next three weeks will disintegrate

 

I wish for an infinite supply of interesting and appropriate books in English

[Kelsier'sGodComplex she/her]

Granted, but you can't read

 

I wish for a pill that could make me forget only the events in SA so I can reread it again

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Granted, but now when you try to read SA you can not understand it because it no longer has access to your brain.

I wish to become more active.

[Bejarden he/him]

Granted!

You now will have a pounding headache whenever you are not on the Shard though

I wish for no masks anymore 

[Toothless of Shinovar]

Granted, but now everyone has COVID even though it might not be a problem anymore.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

@Toothless of Shinovar

Your wish?

[Voidspawn he/him]

It doesn't seem like anyone's wishing, so I guess I'll revive this...

I wish for @Szeth_Pancakes to change his profile picture to Lift eating pancakes.