Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Vapor]

Granted. You always use fire engine red on your eyebrows.

I wish to not be tired.

[Scarletfox]

Granted. You will always be full of energy. FULL of energy. Like, you drank three cauldrons of coffee.

I wish for one french fry that is delicious.

[Vapor]

Granted. You will forever have to eat at McDonalds at midnight.

I wish to have my dream job.

[revelryintheart]

Granted. You will have to work 70 hours per week.

I wish to speak with animals.

[Condensation]

Granted. They have nothing good to say.

I wish for more wishes.

[Negative_Null]

Granted. The Nightwatcher will spawn behind you at the most inopportune times for the rest of your life for your wishes 
 

I wish for the ability to filter out kids shows when I don't want to hear them

[Condensation]

Granted. Your family cannot see you.

I wish for my mom to not come home until I'm in bed.

[danex]

Granted. You now have selective hearing when it comes to children’s television. 

Your bane is you are paralyzed in 3 fingers.

...

Granted, she doesn’t come home until you’re in bed. 
Your bane is that you will always really need to go to the bathroom at the most inopportune times. 
 

I wish to never be ninjad again.

Edited August 13, 2020 by Danex
Removed wish cuz ninjad Edit 2: okay guess I’ll answer this one too Edit 3: aaaaand now I need a wish.

[Condensation]

Will you grant my wish, @Danex?

[Enter a username]

17 hours ago, Danex said:

I wish to never be ninjad again.

Granted. You get spiked five seconds later, through the eye, and have to explain to everyone why you have a spike in your eye and how you're still alive.

I wish for Feruchemical speed without Hemalurgy

[Mat]

Granted. First, however, you will be whacked with a baseball bat a good dozen times.

I wish for a formula one racecar

[I Am A Fish]

43 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Granted. First, however, you will be whacked with a baseball bat a good dozen times.

I wish for a formula one racecar

Granted, you however are too young to drive.

By the time you are sixteen the car has been wrecked by raccoons.

[Mat]

Great. I wish for raccoon repellant, then.

[Condensation]

Granted. It also repels everything else.

I wish that Korra could learn airbending.

[Scarletfox]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

I wish that Korra could learn airbending.

Granted. 

Spoiler

She will let Aang's spirit die in the end.

I wish for a Korra remake.

[Bearer of all agonies]

Granted, but the remake is even worse. 
I wish for there to be another season of Avatar the last Airbender. 

Edited August 15, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[Eluvianii]

Granted. It's a spin-off documentary about tea leaves and their properties narrated by Iroh.

I wish for the answer.

[theTruthshaper]

33 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted. It's a spin-off documentary about tea leaves and their properties narrated by Iroh.

I wish for the answer.

Where's the bane?

[Shardsplinter]

4 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted. It's a spin-off documentary about tea leaves and their properties narrated by Iroh.

I wish for the answer.

You receive a book with knowledge to answer any question you could possibly ask yourself in an infinite amount of lifetimes but it's content it's a extremely long number sequence your human brain is uncapable of ever understanding.

I wish to have a very intense spiritual connection to any form physical or spiritual of Adonalsium that may still exist.

[Channelknight Fadran]

6 hours ago, Shardsplinter said:

You receive a book with knowledge to answer any question you could possibly ask yourself in an infinite amount of lifetimes but it's content it's a extremely long number sequence your human brain is uncapable of ever understanding.

I wish to have a very intense spiritual connection to any form physical or spiritual of Adonalsium that may still exist.

Granted. This sprenthing is a massive jerk and will never leave you.

I wish for something to go right for once...

[DramaQueen]

1 hour ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Granted. This sprenthing is a massive jerk and will never leave you.

I wish for something to go right for once...

Granted. You end up marrying RP and living happily forever. Your bane is that you can never have curry again. (To those reading this who are confused about why Fadran is marrying roleplay, he's not. Check out Boys Only (mwahahaha the girls crashed it in literally 2 seconds) for an explanation.)

I wish for Icona to not really be dead and come back soon.

[Channelknight Fadran]

1 hour ago, DramaQueen said:

Granted. You end up marrying RP and living happily forever. Your bane is that you can never have curry again. (To those reading this who are confused about why Fadran is marrying roleplay, he's not. Check out Boys Only (mwahahaha the girls crashed it in literally 2 seconds) for an explanation.)

I wish for Icona to not really be dead and come back soon.

Your bane is that I can't grant that wish.

I wish for some cheetos.

[Condensation]

Granted! They taste even more like artificial cheese than usual.

I wish that Mako would just get over himself and admit that he likes Korra.

[Truthless of Shinovar]

Granted, but suddenly, you forget everything about the show and have to start over from the beginning.

I wish for stuff to do with friends (irl. I’ve got all you guys to do stuff with here on the shard!)

Edited August 16, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[NoctemSanguis]

Granted. Anytime you interact (in any way) with anyone both you and they burst into flames.

 

I wish that my Curse is that I do not get a Boon.