Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. For your bane, you don't have knees or elbows anymore.

The next day, the Nightwatcher moves to the Horneater Peaks.

 

I wish for a pause.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it is one second long

I wish for a little blue person that gives me magical powers and judges me on my life choices 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, it's the luma from the mario movie. it grants you the ability to change size based what mushrooms you eat.

I wish for a free disney+ subscription

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, you can only watch Wish.

I Wish that it was still May.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but know it’s cinco de mayo every single day for the rest of your life. 
 

I wish for a pair of socks 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You can only wear them with sandals.

I wish for a spider.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, it's Ungoliant.

I wish that the temperature wouldn't be burning hot.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. All of your shoes turn to blocks of ice.

I wish for some chewing gum.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted, its grass flavored

I wish for all of the Stormlight Archive books in all formats.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, but all the good parts are missing.

I wish my shoes weren't blocks of ice.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted they are now coals

I wish for the ability to choose where the nightwatcher lives

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted, but she spends most of her time on vacation in the Valley.

I wish that my shoes weren't coals.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted, they are charcoal.

i wish that I get some traction over at my writing thread.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You keep getting rug burn.

I wish for a potato chip.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Granted, a atom of a potato chip, because the Nightwatcher likes bing annoying

I wish for life

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but you can only move your toes

I wish for a girlfriend who is my dream girl and has amazing personality and looks amazing and that is absolutely in love with me.. who is (at this time ) about 15 1/2 years old has lightly curly hair that when curly goes to shoulders but if straightened would go down to elbows.. sorta a light brown hair with bright blue eyes who I could talk to for hours and never get bored. Enjoys hanging out with me no matter what we're doing and stays in love with me forever.. is a member of the church of Jesus Christ of later day saints.. has a beautiful voice and body.. and yeah my dream girl to be mine forever..

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. She goes to another school.

I wish for a tennis court.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Spoiler

tries to figure out if it's a joke or not

GRANTED, but you now have a bully who is your nightmare bully and has a terrible personality and looks ugly and absolutely hates you.. who is (at this time) about 17 3/4 years old has balding greasy hair that when greasy goes down to his ears but if dry would go down to nose.. sorta a dark surly hair with deep black eyes who you could not talk to for minutes and never not die. Enjoys bullying you no matter what you're doing and stays in hatred with you forever.. is a member of the church of Utterly Nothing.. has a hideous voice and body.. and yeah your nightmare bully to be yours forever.

 

NO I GOT NINJAD IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE THIS

THATS MY BANE FOR WRITING THIS

Edited June 12, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Spoiler

*Reads the last two posts* 

' - '      wut?

 

22 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for a tennis court.

Your responsible for its upkeep and its in terrible condition.

I wish for a perfect glass of water

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

granted, its being drunk by the closest person to you in a few hours before you get to see it!

i wish for more people to worldbuild

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted, they're all terrible at it.

I wish for sleep.

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

Granted your in a permanent coma

I wish for immunity to disease and organ failure.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You will now die if you touch direct sunlight.

I wish for everyone to always use correct grammar... *ocd*

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Thus doesn’t inclade their spulling.

I wish for ice cream that doesn’t melt.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Granted. It is so frozen that even if you can take a bite out of it without breaking your teeth, you will have a permanent brain freeze.

I wish that the next wish I make will come true.