Pineap-spider Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Granted. You chronically pick your nose and eat it I wish for the ability to skip breakfast and function normally 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Granted. You have to eat a triple portion at lunch and a pentuple portion at dinner to make up for the lack and prepare for the next day. I wish for a book in Irish Gaelic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Granted! However, everything but the book is now written in Scottish Gaelic to you. I wish for the ability to read social situations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Granted you can read them but you always no matter what say the wrong thing even when you know the right thing I wish for a tree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Granted. You now have only one finger. I wish for twenty dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 granted you now are stranded in the middle of nowhere and it does you nothing I wish for all my fingers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Granted. You lose your toes. I wish for the old Studio C cast to come back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Granted you lose all connections that would allow you to watch it I wish for a small pet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Granted, It's an ugly chihuahua that seems to be in a perpetual seizure I wish for the ability to never get rope burns 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 (edited) Granted, Every rope you touch spontaniously combusts under your touch. I wish to be able to play peggle Edited April 10 by Wierdo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Granted. You can no longer play anything else. I wish for the ability to be able to help anyone in whatever way they need help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 Granted. You gain immortality as your bane. I wish to be incredibly smart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Granted. You now have the intelligence of Jack-Jack. I wish for the ability to levitate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Granted. Your nose now periodically explodes in a shower of bile and regrows at random intervals. I wish for a perfect TTRPG system with no problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Granted. after a shower, you can't get dry for an hour and 42 minutes, no matter what you do I wish to be as good a painter as Bob Ross 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Granted. You look like Owen Wilson and sound like him for the rest of your life. i wish for Terry Pratchett to come back to life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Granted. Terry Pratchet comes back to life, but you forget about his books and can never read them again. I wish that all the clothes that I buy would fit perfectly and never wear out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Granted they just all look really bad on you I wish for all the sharders to be happy because I'm a nice person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Granted. Any time you do something not nice, every sharder falls into depression. I wish that every sharder would be happy because I am not a good person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Um, granted? I guess? You now sneeze out kool-aid powder every fifteen minutes. I wish understand why you would want the previous wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 I wished it because it’s easier to make people happy based upon not being a good person than it is to make them happy based upon being a good person (impossible depending on the definition). Your bane is that whenever look at food, you can see exactly what it is made of and how it was made. I wish to be able to learn stuff more quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 (edited) Granted. You now have the appearance and body of an elephant. I wish they cancel school tomorrow. Edited April 15 by TheFrugalWizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Granted. You have school every Saturday now. I wish for food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Granted, It's only kiwis and popcorn I wish I could speak and understand German 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Gewährt. Sie können keine andere Sprache mehr lernen. Darüber hinaus können Sie nach dem Lesen dieses Absatzes keine Übersetzer mehr verwenden. I wish for some quality chocolate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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