NerdyAarakocra Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 9 hours ago, Lunamor said: *scrutinizes in Iroh* Granted. Somehow you always manage to attract piranhas whenever you enter a body of water. I wish to have a good singing voice. Granted. Worms now constantly pour out of your ears. I wish for a corrupted shardblade that bleeds black smoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Granted. It steals your soul and you're cursed to live out your days as a shambling remnant of what you once were, a tortured being devoid of any comfort or peace as you seek in vain for completion once more. I wish for a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Granted. You are forever haunted by the knowledge that it will never be as good as The Sandwich. I wish for geese to be nicer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Granted. They have no idea what "nice" is, so they bring you hundreds of dead mice instead. I wish to pass my math test. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 granted, but you still don't quite understand the material, and it turns out you WILL need that math in your future career I wish to remember where I put my watch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Granted. Someone else also remembers where you put it and steals it before you can get to it. I wish for the new Secret Project to be out already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Granted. Your bane is that Moash gets a redemption arc in it and the whole fandom knows it's because of you. Enjoy! >:) I wish for a quality adaptation of Mistborn into an animated series to be made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 (edited) 2 hours ago, Soulbinder said: Granted. Your bane is that Moash gets a redemption arc in it and the whole fandom knows it's because of you. Enjoy! >:) *fear for my life* Granted! They make a total garbage animated series out of Stormlight as well. I wish it were still Winter. Edited March 23 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 granted, but your fingernails grow so fast that you must clip them daily I wish for my bane to be proportional to my boon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Granted. Nothing happens. I wish for some rhinestones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 granted. they are paper thin and break as soon as you touch them i wish for the knowledge to how to write insanely well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Granted. You are driven insane. I wish for a goldfish with very good memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Granted. It can’t speak or act on its memory. I wish for a bag of Cheez-its. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. Everything you eat now becomes slightly undercooked. I wish for mosquitoes to not bite me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. Now trees bite you, instead. I wish for greater skill in tap-dancing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. You suck at normal dancing. I wish for more time to sleep in every morning without having to go to bed earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. Your schedule now unavoidably keeps you up until at least 3 am. I wish to be done with school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Granted. The earth is taken over by hostile aliens who enslave the human race. School is no more, but at what cost? I wish for a chinchilla friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 granted. it kills aliens and ai who try to take over the earth. like, eradicated from the face of the Galaxy. I wish for a fish who can and will beat whatever Pokemon ROM hacks and fan games on command by telling it the game. >=) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Granted. It seeks to become independent and rebels against you. I sigh autocorrect would stop autocorrecting "wish" to "sigh" so I don't have to go back and change it so many times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Granted. However, your grammar skills are significantly worse now. I wish for a pair of Warrior's Lenses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. You have a constant headache that doesn't seem to be affected by painkillers I wish for the ability to ski decently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. All snow within 10 feet of you immediately evaporates. I wish for super speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. Your shoes burn off every time you use it. I wish to be able to pull the pictures of food out of cookbooks and eat them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Granted. Within 30 minutes, the food leaves your stomach and returns to the picture, leaving you hungrier than you were before. I wish for a friendly tiger cub to keep as a pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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