Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. He comes to life as Odium's Champion.

I wish for the ability to hear spoken spelling errors...

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. Whenever yo write, all the words are spelled wrong.

I wish to get a girlfriend.

 

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Your girlfriend just so happens to be a cremling.

I wish to get my dream job - writing for Wizards of the Coast.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You have permanent writer's block.

I wish for the second Rithmatist to finally come out.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. You go blind.

I wish for my cremling girlfriend to be a human.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Every couple of hours you are spontaneously flung ten feet in the air and slammed to the ground.

I wish for a llama.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. The llama keeps trying to eat your hair.

I wish for a weird hat.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. You get another layer of your hair.

I wish for Wind And Truth to come out.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Since you didn't specify when, it gets pushed back another two years.

I wish for my bane from Thursday (see below) to be lifted.

Spoiler

I cannot put a spoiler inside a spoiler anymore, but I nEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEd to!

lol

 

[Ookla she/her]

5 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Granted. Since you didn't specify when, it gets pushed back another two years.

I wish for my bane from Thursday (see below) to be lifted.

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I cannot put a spoiler inside a spoiler anymore, but I nEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEd to!

lol

 

Granted. Every spoiler you put another spoiler into has to have words in it as well.

I wish to have the self-control not to start opening spoiler boxes which I know have more spoiler boxes inside them.

[Experience he/him]

8 minutes ago, Ookla said:

Granted. Every spoiler you put another spoiler into has to have words in it as well.

I wish to have the self-control not to start opening spoiler boxes which I know have more spoiler boxes inside them.

Granted, but you have to look here:

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I wish for time to hurry up for the next couple months.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The Earth spins slightly faster, and it makes you constantly motion sick.

I wish to be able to ice skate.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. Global warming sky rockets. No more ice.

I wish for Moash to get good again.

 

 

 

[Ookla she/her]

10 hours ago, Experience said:

Granted, but you have to look here:

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I wish for time to hurry up for the next couple months.

Nope. Still no self-control.

2 hours ago, TEFT4EVAH said:

Granted. Global warming sky rockets. No more ice.

I wish for Moash to get good again.

 

 

 

Granted. Unfortunately, Odium kills hime before he gets a chance to make things right.

I wish it was ten degrees warmer. 

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Jerk

Granted. It is then multiplied exponentially.

I wish to become Unity.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. Teft goes berserk and tries to assasinate the king.

I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

1 hour ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

Granted. Teft goes berserk and tries to assassinate the king.

I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour.

Um.. the king is already dead. Have you read all the Stormlight Archive novels?

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

1 hour ago, TEFT4EVAH said:

Um.. the king is already dead. Have you read all the Stormlight Archive novels?

You should of put that in a spoiler box, but it's fine. I have already read that part. I am on Oathbringer.

I get it! You're new! Please always put spoilers in spoiler boxes.

That's not the point anyway. You want a different bane? 

You can and must read the minds of everyone within fifty feet of you.

Edited April 1, 2024 by TheFrugalWizard

[Soulbinder she/her]

4 hours ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour.

Granted. However, eating now takes you a minimum of two hours per meal.

I wish for a good idea for an April Fool's prank.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. Someone puts a fake parking ticket on your windshield.

I wish for a sigh. 

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. You get a  mirror.

I wish to be cool.

 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Your body temperature is now 0° C. Hope that's sufficiently cool for you. Also, you have sunglasses now.

I wish for a functioning longbow.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. All your arrows shatter as soon as you put them on the string.

I wish to be able to draw so I can illustrate my own stories.

[Oookla the Murdery he/him]

Granted. You can't write.

I wish to be able to do a flip.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You can do a singular flip. After doing said one allotted flip, your balance becomes terrible.

I wish for a mini nuclear reactor.