Ookla Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 10 hours ago, Experience said: Granted, but you have to look here: Reveal hidden contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents I wish for time to hurry up for the next couple months. Nope. Still no self-control. 2 hours ago, TEFT4EVAH said: Granted. Global warming sky rockets. No more ice. I wish for Moash to get good again. Granted. Unfortunately, Odium kills hime before he gets a chance to make things right. I wish it was ten degrees warmer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Jerk Granted. It is then multiplied exponentially. I wish to become Unity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. Teft goes berserk and tries to assasinate the king. I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, TheFrugalWizard said: Granted. Teft goes berserk and tries to assassinate the king. I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour. Um.. the king is already dead. Have you read all the Stormlight Archive novels? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 (edited) 1 hour ago, TEFT4EVAH said: Um.. the king is already dead. Have you read all the Stormlight Archive novels? You should of put that in a spoiler box, but it's fine. I have already read that part. I am on Oathbringer. I get it! You're new! Please always put spoilers in spoiler boxes. That's not the point anyway. You want a different bane? You can and must read the minds of everyone within fifty feet of you. Edited April 1 by TheFrugalWizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 4 hours ago, TheFrugalWizard said: I wish for the ability to do my chemistry homework in less than an hour. Granted. However, eating now takes you a minimum of two hours per meal. I wish for a good idea for an April Fool's prank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. Someone puts a fake parking ticket on your windshield. I wish for a sigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. You get a mirror. I wish to be cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 1 Report Share Posted April 1 Granted. Your body temperature is now 0° C. Hope that's sufficiently cool for you. Also, you have sunglasses now. I wish for a functioning longbow. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. All your arrows shatter as soon as you put them on the string. I wish to be able to draw so I can illustrate my own stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. You can't write. I wish to be able to do a flip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. You can do a singular flip. After doing said one allotted flip, your balance becomes terrible. I wish for a mini nuclear reactor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. It explodes. I wish for a map of my neighborhood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. It's 100 years old. I wish to be a banana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. The banana is eaten. I wish for social skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. All people except me because I'm cool disappear. I Wish for candy to have positive nutritional value. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. It is now incredibly prohibitively expensive. I wish to be able to shapeshift into an eagle and back as many times as I want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. You can shapeshift into an eagle made of cement as many times as you want. I wish to go home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. Your home has been taken over by a multitude of small crabs. I wish for a guitar riff to play any time I do an air guitar like in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. You also have Bill and Ted's level of vocabulary I wish for my glasses to not be broken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. Your vision is now perfect, but you have to keep wearing the glasses. I wish to have telekinetic powers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. Random, thirty foot deep holes appear in front of you at random times, about three times a day. The holes are permanent. I wish for a permanent ownership to all of the Adobe products. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted, but you can only ever use a Chromebook. I wish for a puppy of my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. All other pets disappear. I wish to have a big brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 9 hours ago, Pineap-spider said: Granted. You also have Bill and Ted's level of vocabulary Totally bogus. 1 hour ago, TEFT4EVAH said: I wish to have a big brain. Granted. Your neck is not designed to support such weight, so you will have to get used to wearing a neck brace and back supports. I wish for a gigantic rubber duck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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