Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You now have the intelligence of Jack-Jack.

I wish for the ability to levitate.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Granted. Your nose now periodically explodes in a shower of bile and regrows at random intervals.

I wish for a perfect TTRPG system with no problems.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. after a shower, you can't get dry for an hour and 42 minutes, no matter what you do

I wish to be as good a painter as Bob Ross

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted. You look like Owen Wilson and sound like him for the rest of your life.

i wish for Terry Pratchett to come back to life.

[NameIess]

Granted. Terry Pratchet comes back to life, but you forget about his books and can never read them again.

I wish that all the clothes that I buy would fit perfectly and never wear out.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted they just all look really bad on you

I wish for all the sharders to be happy because I'm a nice person 

[NameIess]

Granted. Any time you do something not nice, every sharder falls into depression.

I wish that every sharder would be happy because I am not a good person.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Um, granted? I guess? You now sneeze out kool-aid powder every fifteen minutes.

I wish understand why you would want the previous wish.

[NameIess]

I wished it because it’s easier to make people happy based upon not being a good person than it is to make them happy based upon being a good person (impossible depending on the definition). Your bane is that whenever look at food, you can see exactly what it is made of and how it was made.

I wish to be able to learn stuff more quickly.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. You now have the appearance and body of an elephant.

I wish they cancel school tomorrow.

Edited April 15, 2024 by TheFrugalWizard

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have school every Saturday now.

I wish for food.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, It's only kiwis and popcorn

I wish I could speak and understand German

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Gewährt. Sie können keine andere Sprache mehr lernen. Darüber hinaus können Sie nach dem Lesen dieses Absatzes keine Übersetzer mehr verwenden.

I wish for some quality chocolate.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Granted. However you get raw coco powder of the finest quality.

I wish for the ability to fall asleep and wake up on time.

 

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted it is all extreme dark chocolate 

I wish that my friends were always there for me...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You're more likely to make enemies of people you don't know.

I wish to be an expert in math.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, but it's all your knowledge is specifically geared toward involving pi

I wish I wasn't affected by temperature or humidity, and was always comfortable

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are constantly lulled into a false sense of security about anything that is hazardous.

I wish to be able to braid my own hair.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. Braids are now the only hairstyle you can wear, no matter how short or long your hair is.

I wish for a sword.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It talks in your head and tries to eat your soul every time you unsheathe it.

Totally unrelated, I wish for some aluminum armor.

[Wierdo he/him]

 

Granted. It's as thin as paper and rusted.
I wish to have all the Nintendo servers up and be able to be used.
 

[Ookla she/her]

9 hours ago, Wierdo said:

Granted. It's as thin as paper and rusted.

Can aluminum rust? I might have to Google that...

9 hours ago, Wierdo said:

I wish to have all the Nintendo servers up and be able to be used.

Granted. Nobody else is ever on at the same time as you. (This based on the assumption that I have any idea what you're talking about, which might be an incorrect assumption...)

[Lunamor she/her]

I wish for a wish.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 hours ago, Ookla said:

Can aluminum rust? I might have to Google that...

Technically all aluminum that you see is rusted. It oxidizes EXTREMELY fast when it touches the air, so unless you've seen one of those fun chemistry experiments they do with with aluminum, you've really never seen it not-rusted.

(I actually didn't have to look this up; for some reason I just knew this. Huzzah for science! )

6 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for a wish.

Granted.

...

I wish for some new servomotors.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. An annoying know-it-all is summoned every time you say something minorly incorrect to correct you, starting each sentence with “Actually…”, a la Oscar from The Office.

Spoiler

I wish for a lava lamp.