Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but the people you share it with are your fellow shaders

I wish for a never ending supply of pizza to go with my new sharder friends never ending supply of pineapple so we can throw a amazing party 

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. All the pizza is moldy.

I wish that food didn't mold.

[strmblsd he/him]

9 hours ago, Ookla said:

Granted. All the pizza is moldy.

I wish that food didn't mold.

Granted it's just really stale

I wish that I had cool shoes

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. You experience biting pains is your middle finger every six hours 

I wish to be a movie star.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

20 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Granted but the people you share it with are your fellow shaders

 

Mm, yes, my fellow 'shaders' and I. 

2 hours ago, TheFrugalWizard said:

I wish to be a movie star.

Granted. You get cast as the sun and end up holding a pole with a fake sun on it behind the camera.

I wish

 

Edit: I wish I had remembered to write a wish lol.

Edited April 5, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You remembered, but you had to make an edit.

I wish for humans to stop destroying the environment. 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. Neither honor nor justice is to be found in any corner of the world.

I wish for the power of the sun, in the palm of my hand.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

...granted? Your face melts off because of the sun on your palm.

I wish to be more knowledgeable about movies.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted whenever you want to remember stuff about a specific movie it slips your mind

I wish to have X-ray vision 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, but you have no control over it, sometimes it only slides through a layer of clothing, sometimes you see the stomach at work

I wish for a pet border collie and the means to take care of it

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Everything about you is now incredibly average.

I wish for a homing pigeon.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted but it homes to me

I wish for a girlfriend 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You have to put a lot of work into being there for her and supporting her and just being a good boyfriend, but she does the same for you, and even though it's exhausting sometimes and neither of you are perfect, it seems your bane is totally worth your boon.

I wish to be able to convey my ideas better.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. You chronically pick your nose and eat it

I wish for the ability to skip breakfast and function normally

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. You have to eat a triple portion at lunch and a pentuple portion at dinner to make up for the lack and prepare for the next day.

I wish for a book in Irish Gaelic.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted! However, everything but the book is now written in Scottish Gaelic to you.

I wish for the ability to read social situations.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you can read them but you always no matter what say the wrong thing even when you know the right thing

I wish for a tree

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. You now have only one finger.

I wish for twenty dollars.

[strmblsd he/him]

granted you now are stranded in the middle of nowhere and it does you nothing

I wish for all my fingers

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You lose your toes.

I wish for the old Studio C cast to come back.

[strmblsd he/him]

Granted you lose all connections that would allow you to watch it

I wish for a small pet

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, It's an ugly chihuahua that seems to be in a perpetual seizure

 I wish for the ability to never get rope burns 

[Wierdo he/him]

Granted, Every rope you touch spontaniously combusts under your touch.
I wish to be able to play peggle 

Edited April 10, 2024 by Wierdo

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You can no longer play anything else.

I wish for the ability to be able to help anyone in whatever way they need help.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Granted. You gain immortality as your bane.

I wish to be incredibly smart.