Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[LightRinger he/him]

Granted. It can’t speak or act on its memory. 
 

I wish for a bag of Cheez-its. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Everything you eat now becomes slightly undercooked.

I wish for mosquitoes to not bite me.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Now trees bite you, instead.

I wish for greater skill in tap-dancing.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You suck at normal dancing.

I wish for more time to sleep in every morning without having to go to bed earlier.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. Your schedule now unavoidably keeps you up until at least 3 am.

I wish to be done with school. 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. The earth is taken over by hostile aliens who enslave the human race. School is no more, but at what cost?

I wish for a chinchilla friend.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. it kills aliens and ai who try to take over the earth. like, eradicated from the face of the Galaxy.

 

I wish for a fish who can and will beat whatever Pokemon ROM hacks and fan games on command by telling it the game. >=)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It seeks to become independent and rebels against you.

I sigh autocorrect would stop autocorrecting "wish" to "sigh" so I don't have to go back and change it so many times.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, your grammar skills are significantly worse now.

I wish for a pair of Warrior's Lenses.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted. You have a constant headache that  doesn't seem to be affected by painkillers

I wish for the ability to ski decently 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted. All snow within 10 feet of you immediately evaporates. 
 

I wish for super speed. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Your shoes burn off every time you use it.

I wish to be able to pull the pictures of food out of cookbooks and eat them.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. Within 30 minutes, the food leaves your stomach and returns to the picture, leaving you hungrier than you were before.

I wish for a friendly tiger cub to keep as a pet. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It’s family will hunt you for the rest if your life.

I wish for ears.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You now have two ears of corn. Also, your nose is upside down.

I wish for a ball of yarn.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. Your cat (if you don’t have one, you now have one) eats it.

I wish to be invisible at convenient moments.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

Granted. Your cat (if you don’t have one, you now have one) eats it.

At least I got a cat out of that. Excuse me while I take my new cat to the vet.

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

I wish to be invisible at convenient moments.

Granted. You're highly visible at inconvenient moments, however.

I wish for a name for my wished-into-existence cat.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

3 minutes ago, Soulbinder said:

At least I got a cat out of that. Excuse me while I take my new cat to the vet.

Granted. You're highly visible at inconvenient moments, however.

I wish for a name for my wished-into-existence cat.

Granted. It’s a name you will forever hate.

Spoiler

So… I get to glow?

I wish for Lightbulbs that can change color.

[Soulbinder she/her]

2 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

So… I get to glow?

I don't see why not.

3 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

I wish for Lightbulbs that can change color.

Granted. They change colors in the radio part of the spectrum, and therefore is indistinguishable as actually changing color to the human eyes. 

I wish for roller skates.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Your feet are now roller skates.

I wish to be able to eat paint and get energy from it like I do from food.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. Your skin color changes to correlate to the paint you ate.

I wish for teeth immune to plaque.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. However, a rogue dentist extracts your teeth and sells them to the Tooth Fairy as a unique specimen.

I wish I had a blueberry muffin.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, you receive 100 identical muffins, 99 of them are poisoned but one is fine

 

I wish to for vegetables to taste good

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. All other foods taste bad.

I wish to be able to make other people less tired without making myself more tired.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. You cannot yawn

Edited March 27, 2024 by TwinSouls