Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

3 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. The ozone layer is absent directly above wherever you are.

I wish for a couch.

Granted. Your dog hides his toys under it.

I wish to be immune to radiation.

Edited February 15, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Lord Spirit he/him]

22 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

Granted. Your dog hides his toys under it.

I wish to be immune to radiation.

Granted. Your house gets hit by a meteor. 

I wish for a lightsaber. 

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted. They're now illegal.

I wish for the ability to finish all of my book ideas.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. One of your best friends betrays you, stealing and publishing your work under their name.

I wish for self-peeling carrots.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you must wear this hat/bowtie everywhere.

Spoiler

I wish Unity didn't do shady stuff.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your hair occasionally catches on fire.

I wish for snowflakes to stop being unique.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Neither are people now though.

I wish to be awesome at calculus

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are incapable of picking up a plate without dropping it.

I wish for an extra arm.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. It's not attached to you, though, so you just get a dismembered arm. Enjoy!

I wish for the power to erase terrible book to movie adaptations

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You get tackled by an NFL linebacker at random and inconvenient times.

I wish for a foam finger.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. It says "Moash's #1 Fan" on it. 

I wish for a pet rock.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Your hair is now seaweed.

I wish for a cotton ball.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. It is sentient, mobile, and 100% evil.

I wish for more time.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Neither side of your pillow will ever be cool again.

I wish for a friendly raccoon.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, the raccoon has an evil twin brother plotting against you both. He has gained a map that will always show your locations.

I wish for a stuffed animal axolotl.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Your friendly raccoon loves you very dearly, refuses to ever leave your person, and is viciously jealous of any and all inanimate objects you interact with. Enjoy!

I wish to have perfectly straight teeth without needing braces.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Have fun wearing Invisalign!

I wish for an authentic picture of Bigfoot.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, but it’s low resolution so nobody believes you. 
 

I wish for a lightsaber. 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It only works on alternating Thursdays.

I wish for the ability to spontaneously gain talents.

[Aredor]

Granted. You spontaneously lose them as well. 

I wish for a complete Lego set. 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, it's entirely made of cheese, and you lose the ability to smell.

I wish for more wit (either the attribute or the character, I'm not picky)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Everything you say comes out backwards.

I wish for a rocket launcher.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It’s a barely functional model.

I wish for unlimited candy when I want it.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, it's drugged candy

I wish for a battery that never runs out

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Every time you go to plug a power cord into a wall socket, it is just a bit too short.

I wish for the ability to come up with decent wishes.