Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You are now terrible at coming up with banes.

I wish for a mullet.

Edited February 27, 2024 by Lunamor

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Not granted. The Nightwatcher is not a fun of bad haircuts.

I wish for a bomb.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It detonates in your face

I wish for the ability to fly a plane.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The definition of flying is officially changed to falling with style.

I wish for a mohawk.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, it is covered in ash, guess you could call it a moashawk.

I wish for this thread to reach 600 pages.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

The Nightwatcher will get back to you in around two years. In the meantime, enjoy having no sense of taste!

I wish for a cat that does not shed.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You invariably accidentally swallow any gum you try to chew.

I wish for an unmeltable snowflake.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Your driveway receives a couple million of them. Have fun shoveling!

I wish for super reading speed, because I miiiiiiiiiight have checked out too many library books. Again.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. You can only speed-read when you're not reading a book.

I wish for Wind and Truth.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. An inexplicable draft now constantly gives brutally honest comments about your appearance.

I wish for an indestructible phone case.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. It's too small to fit onto any device.

I wish to have Morph from Treasure Planet as a pet.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted. Scroop comes with him. 

I wish for a portal gun. 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. However, it's broken so that no matter where you shoot the second portal, you always end up in IKEA. 

I wish for Moash to die a horrible death

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Granted without hesitation

I wish for the title of the new secret novel

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Granted. It has been translated into an unknown language

I wish for the tree in my backyard to be candy.

Edited March 5, 2024 by TwinSouls

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The Nightwatcher snitches on you to Sanderson about this.

I wish for an infinite supply of rubber duckies.

Edit: Ninja’d

Edited March 5, 2024 by Lunamor

[Soulbinder she/her]

On 3/5/2024 at 12:52 PM, TwinSouls said:

I wish for the tree in my backyard to be candy.

Granted. Your tree is now Candy Chiu from Gravity Falls. Your bane is that you now have a permanent hangnail.

On 3/5/2024 at 12:52 PM, Lunamor said:

I wish for an infinite supply of rubber duckies.

Granted. However, the mass from infinite rubber ducks overwhelms the push of dark energy and causes the universe to collapse in on itself. 

I wish for a good book recommendation.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is now perpetually stuck in your head.

I wish for I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas to no longer be stuck in my head (I did this to myself ).

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is now perpetually stuck in your head.

I wish for I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas to no longer be stuck in my head (I did this to myself ).

granted you now have baby shark stuck in your head

i wish for the answers to my homework

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, your teacher catches you cheating...

I wish for a brownie

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. You now have a small magical creature living with you who bakes and fixes stuff. He also steals all of your left socks and occasionally abuses your credit card.

I wish for a ball of fluffy yarn.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Granted, but it's really itchy and neon yellow

I wish that I could run and not get injured

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted, but now you can't walk without being injured.

I wish for my nose to stop itching.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Granted. Now your feet are always freezing.

I wish for an endless supply of goldfish crackers.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted, but they come with insane tariffs and taxes

I wish for bone marrow